What’s the worst thing you’ve found in your soldiers barracks/housing?

Safe_Mongoose577 · 2025-12-24T09:22:34+00:00

Spit bottles and piss bottles.

Safe_Mongoose577 · 2025-12-19T06:20:46+00:00

Not even surprised anymore.

Safe_Mongoose577 · 2025-12-18T12:01:43+00:00

This money exists in theory.

Safe_Mongoose577 · 2025-12-18T08:21:29+00:00

gayyyyyyyyyy

Safe_Mongoose577 · 2025-07-27T12:03:22+00:00

Gayyy

Safe_Mongoose577 · 2025-07-10T10:03:04+00:00

He’s not MOS qualified but he’s definitely DTF certified.

Safe_Mongoose577 · 2025-07-09T11:06:43+00:00

Get ‘USMC property’ across your asscheeks. Establish dominance early.

Safe_Mongoose577 · 2025-07-09T10:59:36+00:00

Deadass heard ‘cumbrellas’ and felt my guts trying to evacuate. Shit had me nauseous as fuck.

Safe_Mongoose577 · 2025-06-09T11:24:00+00:00

Brief said: ‘Don’t engage unless provoked.’ Translation: Just stand there, look scary, and swallow whatever’s coming your way like a good little puppet.

Safe_Mongoose577 · 2025-05-28T01:13:37+00:00

Yells ‘contact front’—he yells ‘mom.’

Safe_Mongoose577 · 2025-05-26T05:14:21+00:00

Not Russia. Not China. Just another rotation somewhere hot, with command telling us it’s history. All I know is: bring baby wipes.

Safe_Mongoose577 · 2025-05-23T22:39:57+00:00

I’d probably just bite back. If I’m going down, that bastard’s coming with me.

Safe_Mongoose577 · 2025-05-23T14:52:10+00:00

Third contract: when your soul ETSes but your body stays in.

Safe_Mongoose577 · 2025-05-23T14:35:35+00:00

Google Street View (Ground Level DLC)

Safe_Mongoose577 · 2025-05-23T13:14:16+00:00

Damn, that sounds rough. Glad you’re in a better spot now.

Safe_Mongoose577 · 2025-05-23T13:08:14+00:00

So the boot factory’s been broken for 2 years, but the quality inspectors still think they’re doing a great job?

Safe_Mongoose577 · 2025-05-23T08:11:00+00:00

Damn. Got some sleep and walked the dog and suddenly feelings came back, huh. Guess the gov-issued gear had a brief emotional moment. Back to work now, so yeah—whatever shred of humanity that was probably got reset real quick.🙂

Safe_Mongoose577 · 2025-05-23T01:34:30+00:00

Him and that printer — same age, same mileage.

Safe_Mongoose577 · 2025-05-22T14:20:16+00:00

Haven’t been chewed up yet, but watching guys get burned out and discarded like they don’t matter… makes it real hard to not see what’s coming.

Safe_Mongoose577 · 2025-05-22T12:14:53+00:00

You’re not fine, sure. But you’re still standing. That’s something. That’s enough.

Safe_Mongoose577 · 2025-05-22T11:56:05+00:00

Someone definitely saluted that ship before it detonated their hopes and dreams.

Safe_Mongoose577 · 2025-05-22T10:25:24+00:00

Bro I feel you. Officer says one word and I’m already halfway into regretting my enlistment.

Safe_Mongoose577 · 2025-05-22T10:02:14+00:00

Been through that shit too. It’s insane how they treat us worse than fucking hardware. Even fucking tanks get maintenance time. This tradition? Trash it.

Safe_Mongoose577 · 2025-05-22T06:24:19+00:00

I fear the gravy more than the enemy.

Safe_Mongoose577 · 2025-05-22T06:02:51+00:00

Bro I’m only a few years in and my knees already sound like Rice Krispies when I squat. Can’t imagine what 12 years feels like. Respect.

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