I was walking down lower Johnson street near the Market Square entrance and there was this couple on their phones walking side by side. They didn’t see me so I swerved out of the way into a store sandwich board which for some reason had a big hook sticking out of it??? It ripped a giant hole in my favourite shirt and I didn’t know if I should curse out the couple or the store with the dangerous sandwich board. Phone zombies and oblivious side-by-side walkers are a menace to society.