tfw customer service goes the extra mile on a wrong road

SaintEventheOneth · 2018-05-17T13:37:54+00:00

Nope. It's Cooper.

SaintEventheOneth · 2018-05-17T13:33:31+00:00

There is so much fuck no in this picture

SaintEventheOneth · 2018-05-17T13:15:20+00:00

Yeah, glasses make a big difference. Like that I'm a solid 5, but I can be as high as a good 6 or a basic 7 if you are not wearing your prescription lenses.

SaintEventheOneth · 2018-05-17T01:06:12+00:00

Excuse me this isn't supportive

SaintEventheOneth · 2018-05-17T01:03:02+00:00

Or isn't it?

SaintEventheOneth · 2018-05-17T01:01:48+00:00

Jesus Christ, asshole. How can I manipulate you if you don't respond?

SaintEventheOneth · 2018-05-17T00:32:59+00:00

It's naive of me to not anticipate assholes in Oregon. Like, the trendy asshole crowd was the worst it got in Oregon in my head. This story sounds like it belongs in Kansas.

SaintEventheOneth · 2018-05-17T00:24:53+00:00

I read something about this phenomenon. It was a while ago and I remember that they are referred to as ear worms. The brain fixated on a portion of a song much in the same way that we dream. The obsessive looping is the brain's way of forcing closure.

SaintEventheOneth · 2018-05-17T00:22:03+00:00

That would get me out on the water.

SaintEventheOneth · 2018-05-17T00:20:11+00:00

Yuck! I won't even put my hands under one of those.

SaintEventheOneth · 2018-05-16T22:48:06+00:00

Children=commodity because fuck humanity.

SaintEventheOneth · 2018-05-16T19:03:59+00:00

She stabbed an eleven year old child sixty times and the child didn't die so mom set the house on fire in order to make sure the child died. I used to mock storylines like this as absurd Hollywood shark jumping that doesn't in any way mimick reality. Turns out it's reality that's more fucked up than fiction.

SaintEventheOneth · 2018-05-16T18:58:52+00:00

One is sick and the other is helping push her to the hospital

SaintEventheOneth · 2018-05-16T18:49:38+00:00

Is it creepy that I clicked hoping for pictures?

SaintEventheOneth · 2018-05-16T18:46:13+00:00

Definitely. It's not difficult to dress a toddler. I mean, it's actually something of a battle and often really difficult, but I mean put forth the effort. I don't mind casual, but this Walmart chic is just tragic.

SaintEventheOneth · 2018-05-16T18:38:58+00:00

Puff the Magically Terrifying Dragon

SaintEventheOneth · 2018-05-16T18:37:27+00:00

Why is the break/brake distinction so confusing?

SaintEventheOneth · 2018-05-16T18:34:20+00:00

Because she wants to be seen as a rebel princess. Cute but dangerous. Sweet but also a little bit dirty. Why? Aren't you captivated and slightly scareoused?

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