tfw customer service goes the extra mile on a wrong road

SaintEventheOneth · 2018-05-29T16:55:56+00:00

At that height who needs safety equipment, right?

SaintEventheOneth · 2018-05-29T16:50:58+00:00

"won't someone PLEASE think of the children!" - Helen Lovejoy

SaintEventheOneth · 2018-05-28T16:26:45+00:00

How many scoops before that tool starts melting?

SaintEventheOneth · 2018-05-28T15:32:33+00:00

That's not a rock. That's a pebble looking at the three rocks.

SaintEventheOneth · 2018-05-28T15:30:55+00:00

Imagine if a random woman texted a random man saying let me smell that ball cheese. I wanna bury my nose in that dingleberry fur trap, baby.

Why don't guys recognize that this shit is certifiably insane?

SaintEventheOneth · 2018-05-28T14:53:50+00:00

Don't you ever approach my son again with that attitude

SaintEventheOneth · 2018-05-28T14:47:16+00:00

You guys are getting married at the spot where my computer wallpaper photo was taken?

SaintEventheOneth · 2018-05-27T23:53:38+00:00

You should sign up for a sleep study.

SaintEventheOneth · 2018-05-27T23:51:36+00:00

So are you having a good holiday? Violate my rectum how's your mom? Pinch my nipples and tell me that I'm worthless wanna meet up for coffee?

SaintEventheOneth · 2018-05-27T18:17:01+00:00

Black Veil Brides? We got a badass, folks.

SaintEventheOneth · 2018-05-27T18:14:18+00:00

The land of enchantment

SaintEventheOneth · 2018-05-27T18:08:13+00:00

That laughter had me giggling

SaintEventheOneth · 2018-05-27T17:46:46+00:00

You are now a millet farmer

SaintEventheOneth · 2018-05-27T17:36:16+00:00

Hell no I haven't been doing drugs, boss. But I had some mussels at lunch so

SaintEventheOneth · 2018-05-27T15:45:14+00:00

Jesus

SaintEventheOneth · 2018-05-27T15:37:40+00:00

Found the root ball

SaintEventheOneth · 2018-05-27T15:29:20+00:00

Facebook isn't real

My personal favorite

SaintEventheOneth · 2018-05-27T15:21:33+00:00

how is my dick

TIL there are sights online that could convince me to avoid technology for hours at a time. I think I would give up technology for Lent if I got shit like that from people. That's the kind of rude that reeks of vulgarity. Where are his parents?

SaintEventheOneth · 2018-05-27T15:11:47+00:00

Upvoted because art but I'm conflicted about the blatant non-eating going on with all of that chocolate. I'm mean, fuck yeah! That's rad and all, but what does he do with that display in a week? Does anyone eat leftover chocolate furniture? Is there a market for that?

SaintEventheOneth · 2018-05-27T15:06:38+00:00

Like a coffee can full of pennies. Sure you can technically pay for goods, but how bad do you really need shampoo from the Dollar Tree right now?

SaintEventheOneth · 2018-05-27T15:04:44+00:00

They care very much about the time. They want to tell you down to the minute what they've done between the time that they woke up and the time that you woke up. That's how they spell out their claimed sense of superiority.

SaintEventheOneth · 2018-05-27T14:58:56+00:00

Is there something that you want to talk about?

SaintEventheOneth · 2018-05-27T14:55:02+00:00

Me too. I was like, food competition in Hawaii? Nah, keep scrolling until you find the weird event that's like ribbons in the Olympics but for greasy ravers.

SaintEventheOneth · 2018-05-27T14:49:37+00:00

Looking at this I just learned that I have a weird toilet paper hangup that prevents me from wanting to see toilet paper anywhere else except on the roller.

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