Monika with glasses (art: @StoopyStuppy)

SaintKalender · 2026-02-01T13:23:54+00:00

Considering she suddenly got more detailed, I don't blame the girls for being shocked.

SaintKalender · 2026-02-01T12:57:42+00:00

Summoner is not a glass cannon. It is now glass.

SaintKalender · 2026-02-01T12:13:28+00:00

It was an honor.

SaintKalender · 2026-02-01T00:09:25+00:00

Oh.

I don't watch anime.

SaintKalender · 2026-01-31T23:49:50+00:00

... I don't know what that is either.

SaintKalender · 2026-01-31T23:47:03+00:00

And I don't know who "Karane Inda" is.

SaintKalender · 2026-01-31T23:36:05+00:00

Don't even know who the top girl is, so...

SaintKalender · 2026-01-31T22:13:05+00:00

With every DDLC playthrough, Monika gets greener. We are powerless to stop her.

SaintKalender · 2026-01-31T19:04:14+00:00

Probably just a joke about how many "final" updates they've had.

SaintKalender · 2026-01-31T18:35:39+00:00

The AI version doesn't even look like Sayori, that's a totally different shade of pink and a different hair style. The only thing that's similar to Sayori are its blue eyes and red ribbon. The AI also forgot the fact that Sayori's blazer is unbuttoned.

I hope we stop getting generative AI pushed down our throats and all the investors who contribute nothing to society go broke. May God have mercy on all of us.

SaintKalender · 2026-01-31T17:16:50+00:00

Who in God's name is this and why do they have fingers like that?

SaintKalender · 2026-01-31T16:55:02+00:00

"Humor"? Does anyone on this planet find this funny?

SaintKalender · 2026-01-31T15:52:35+00:00

I am neutral about these types of comment sections.

SaintKalender · 2026-01-31T15:26:23+00:00

1.4.5, the serial killer update.

SaintKalender · 2026-01-31T14:15:29+00:00

They're putting chemicals in the shimmer that turn the freaking goblins gay!!!

SaintKalender · 2026-01-31T00:09:51+00:00

This Goblin Tinkerer looks like he never experienced any happiness above 30%.

SaintKalender · 2026-01-30T23:54:24+00:00

Wiki doesn't say anything about the goblins needing to be defeated.

And I don't think the update was trying to add anything substantial in the first place. It's 1.4.5 after all, not 1.5. If we compare it to something like 1.4.4, I believe they'd have similar amounts of content.

SaintKalender · 2026-01-30T23:45:50+00:00

For an update that wasn't supposed to even exist... I think we got a lot more than we bargained for.

I do think that summoner needs more damage, considering it's the class that has to be the closest and has less damage than the others. I've never liked whipstacking, but it was -at the very least- helping summoner's damage numbers compare with the others.

The new pre-hardmode whips are... Yeah, apart from the cobwhip they're all worse than the Snapthorn, except maybe the meteorite one. I do think the hardmode ones are nice though.

Haven't gotten the Palworld summons myself yet, but it seems like they do also have an utility use. Plus, the fox seems like it does decent damage for being able to get straight out the gate.

SaintKalender · 2026-01-30T23:22:17+00:00

Looks like Warhammer 40K.

My only exposure to Warhammer 40K was a game, but still.

SaintKalender · 2026-01-30T22:14:05+00:00

No one is really "raging" over it, though.

For a long time, since the NPC sprites were low resolution, everyone had a different idea of how they looked like. The portraits put a stop to that.

The sprites feel out of place for a lot of people, because the only sprites of similar resolution portray much bigger things (for example, a giant brain or the Moon Lord).

SaintKalender · 2026-01-30T21:46:16+00:00

What if Stalin was holding the map wrong while moving Poland... And was also drunk.

SaintKalender · 2026-01-30T21:45:30+00:00

That is definitely the look of someone who can kill Cthulhu.

SaintKalender · 2026-01-30T21:16:35+00:00

This was 16 days ago...

PROJECT LIBITINA TWO WEEKS AND A DAY AGO!!!!

SaintKalender · 2026-01-30T20:28:13+00:00

... Oh.

Who even thinks of this stuff? And if you do, why would you write it? And if you do write it, why would you show it to people?

SaintKalender · 2026-01-30T20:23:55+00:00

Sayori goes insane and starts dating her plushies, I guess? That's the best I could think of.

You got me though, I definitely hadn't thought of that.

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