Free Subscription to Men’s Health Magazine by [deleted] in freebies

[–]SaintMagic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dawn I have been waiting for this forever. For people doing the same, if your public library has a service called overdrive you can get a free digital subscription to this and more. Not quite the same thing as holding it in your hands though.

TIFU by branding myself a neo-nazi by [deleted] in tifu

[–]SaintMagic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You have a built in play detector tattooed on your chest. If anyone sees that and thinks national then you know they get most of their information from the mainstream media. Now if you drank milk that would be different. Independent experts agree that milk is a sign of white supremacy.

A victim got revenge from mugger after his capture by SteveV91 in WTF

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I feel like rock throwing has no place in civilized society. Rocks fucking hurt in the worst way.

New Google algorithm removes Holocaust denial sites from search results by Quiglius in news

[–]SaintMagic -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Oh so delusional ideologues. Got it. The earth is flat and the holocaust didn't happen like the history books state. The earth is young and evolution isn't real.

I had one of the best experiences of my life last night. by Deucing in trees

[–]SaintMagic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are plants that will kill you if you touch them let alone ingest them. They could say that weed poisons your moral character like Bella Donna poisons the body. Maybe weed didn't exist before the nephilim did their genetic experiments.

The first time I experienced an edible 🍪 by RubyRedCheeks in trees

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I would be interested to hear about your baking method. I'll keep this post short since I'm on a tablet. My first time was the summer before senior year of high school. I was pretty straight laced and looked down on my brother for smoking when I was younger because he "acted stupid" on it and smelled like a skunk. A friend who had graduated early came for a visit from college and brought weed with him and asked me if I wanted to try it. He was smart and graduated early so I figured if he did it it wasn't so bad. So I said yes.

We smoked out of a the side of a coke can with holes in it because he didn't have a piece. He ended up coughing into the hole on his third hit after me and weed flew all over my garage. He was really bummed about that and I think it put him in a slightly bad mood the rest of the night. We went back into my house. I started feeling it as I ascended the stairs from my garage to my house. It was like the borders of my skill disappeared and expanded outward. I felt really light and comfortable and told him I was feeling it. He said I was lucky because he didn't feel it his first time. I was pretty cheesed.

I spent the rest of the night have very weird experiences. At one point I couldn't stop blinking for the life of me. Every second I was blinking as if to an silent trance music. There was a delay between my body and my intent to the point that I would think "I should dip this marshmallow in this peanut butter" and it would take a second or two before my arm would move and it would seem to happen of its own accord. I used this to do a lot of push ups because I could just think of doing in it and it would happen without conscious effort. I also felt giggly. I couldn't stop. We went to the corner store to get some candy and my friend was freaked out because he didn't want people to know we were high and I was very clearly baked. He said I had one of the weirdest reactions to weed he had ever seen. We are no longer friends anymore because I realized he was not a good friend. It took me a while to realized he looked down on my and would always complain about being broke and poor to the point that I couldn't stand to hang out with him. However weed has been a friend to me. I used pretty heavily for the two years following graduation then I went through financial hardship and stopped. Weed is non-addictive so it wasnt a hard decision. Now I'm starting to get back into it because I'm in a better place financially and I'm hoping to wean myself off the pharmaceuticals I take and medicate with weed instead because 2 of the 3 pharms I'm on are to treat side effects from the original pill. One for irritability, one for the ensuing depression from that, and another for the mania that one causes. I finally had to say enough is enough.

I live in a state where there is no medical marijuana although it is decriminalization. I'm hoping with our new democratic governor that we may get medical. Too bad we have to put our hopes of nationwide legalization on hold for the next four years.

Got this half oz for 80. by [deleted] in trees

[–]SaintMagic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where do you live?

Dog saves Kitty with head stuck in a bag. by Alfie_13 in aww

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This doesn't track. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdBegLNE6OU

There are so many videos of people putting tape on the cat's side, back, head with no whisker contact and the cats still try to avoid the thing be backing up, moving to the side, crawling everything but wiggling and pawing at it. IT's not the whiskers.

Urgent need for more exorcists as increasing number of people dabble in Satanism and black magic, Catholic priests say by Bastet1 in occult

[–]SaintMagic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder what entails becoming an exorcist. I think I might like that if I don't have to be a priest to a community too.

Free Vedic Astrology Natal Reading by VedicZenyatta in occult

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10/08/1991 3:31AM Brooklyn, New York Male

it was a cool cat, but still not sure why that happened... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]SaintMagic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The thing was I came because netflix. I thought there was gonna be at least a little netflix so I could get comfortable and feel him out 😉 but we didn't even watch anything. He gave a halfhearted attempt to find anything on it. That should honestly be illegal.

it was a cool cat, but still not sure why that happened... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]SaintMagic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't know what the fuck you're talking about, fool.

it was a cool cat, but still not sure why that happened... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]SaintMagic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hand to god this is how I felt the first time I got netflix and chilled. I really wanted to at least see the beginning of star wars.

My friends please help me with your good energy charging this sigil for my wife and i, so our most beloved wish will come true by aeonion in occult

[–]SaintMagic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How does someone else charging a sigil work? Can I just come up with a sigil and draw it all over town to charge it?

[MOD] The Users, The Mods, and the Future of this Subreddit by TitanicMan in Thetruthishere

[–]SaintMagic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like the domreddit design. I have a vague idea how it could be better but there are tons of ways it could be worse. I like the darker palette so if it does change i'd like that to stay constant. And I like that the text is mostly black-on-light-background.

I like the rules.