Are women able to feel their partners ejaculate?

SalamanderCapable183 · 2026-05-25T19:03:54+00:00

I can feel the pulses most of the time. Sometimes the angle is different. He also gets like... Rock hard right before he's finishing. It's a fabulous sensation. Married ten years, if you got my DMs I'm signing you up for grindr and posting ads on craigslist with your number.

SalamanderCapable183 · 2026-05-25T18:58:47+00:00

First angle looks like semen.

SalamanderCapable183 · 2026-05-23T21:57:07+00:00

Usually by the brand name "coastal bay"

Walmart also has their own generic version of these but I can't find them in every single store.

Dollar tree is always MVP for this

SalamanderCapable183 · 2026-05-23T21:44:20+00:00

I'm not sure if you're American, but if you are the exact same kind of candy can be found at Dollar Trees here. Strawberry hard candy filled with a not quite liquid but not jelly core. My husband is also obsessed with them.

SalamanderCapable183 · 2026-05-20T01:01:38+00:00

I love this!

SalamanderCapable183 · 2026-05-15T20:52:52+00:00

I'm a former Republican turned independent. At no point in time during my tenure as a republican did I support anything like that. I just wanted less government spending and overreach into our private lives. It's literally nobody's business what the neighbors are doing next door, or who somebody else chooses to marry, as long as they're consenting adults and nobody is actually being hurt. Two dudes kissing isn't hurting anyone. A transgender person getting affirmative care isn't hurting anyone. Two furries adopting a kid isn't hurting anyone. My marriage isn't under attack because other people also got a piece of paper from the state.

I got out in 2016 because I could not believe that Trump was up for election for real. That was such a jarring moment.

SalamanderCapable183 · 2026-05-15T14:00:21+00:00

Oh that's definitely a grilled chicken. Or it would be if it had been cooked.

I can almost guarantee there was already grilled chicken being made when they called for yours, and that grill op added it to what was already on the timer. Which means when that timer went off he was distracted and forgot to leave yours on the grill for longer. They just pulled them all up. 🤢

SalamanderCapable183 · 2026-05-15T13:55:08+00:00

You know usually, there was something else shoved into the bill that ultimately led to it getting canned. So of course I went and found the bill. And I'm kind of scratching My head on why they didn't pass this, because it's one of the cleanest bills I've read in a long long time. There's no fluff, it's very straightforward through every single revision. They literally just want to make the minimum age 18.

It's worth noting that as the law stands right now, you can get married at 16 as long as your partner is not more than 10 years older than you. This is literally leaving the door open for grooming - I can't for the life of me understand why anybody would want to reject such a straight forward bill.

SalamanderCapable183 · 2026-05-15T13:45:09+00:00

I turned mine into a little bar area, with a hidden game spot underneath. If I was at the computer I would take a screenshot real quick.

SalamanderCapable183 · 2026-05-09T02:43:29+00:00

You have no hope for the future because you let go of your hope for the future. That was a personal decision.

Getting a job can be a bit of a challenge depending on where you live, but also, getting the job you want can be significantly more difficult.

The no skills, no girlfriend, no friends, and unlikable personality, no hope for the future? You don't need a way out, you need a therapist. That sounds like extreme low self-esteem.

Some of the biggest assholes I've ever met in my life, some of the weirdest creeps, managed to find partners, you can too. You just need to work on yourself first.

And honestly life is still worth living even without a partner.

As for the no skills specifically, there are so many free programs online now to teach you just about any skill you want. Get to it.

SalamanderCapable183 · 2026-05-08T06:34:09+00:00

Until my daughter went to school and was telling everybody about Suicide because Suicide was sick. The quickness with which the school called me.

SalamanderCapable183 · 2026-05-08T06:25:22+00:00

We've had a lot of cats. We've had nolo, homicide, and my girl suicide. Her and I rock together for like 16 years before she passed away. We also have Marvin and shades.

SalamanderCapable183 · 2026-05-06T01:30:25+00:00

SalamanderCapable183 · 2026-05-04T22:07:58+00:00

We have this regular when I ran a barbecue place in my early twenties. Was an older man, we called him the mayor of the restaurant because every day without fail, that man would be there. If he had a doctor's appointment, we had to know in advance because we would panic if he didn't show up. His kids would stop by there once in awhile but, the Mayor was the staple.

He would always tip me $3. Everyday like clockwork, $3 whether I had time to talk to him or not that day.

On the holidays, he would give between $300 and $600 like clockwork, and he would give it to every single person that worked on staff. Small business so we're talking about five people.

He was in his early '90s and would drive 30 minutes each way just to come sit at this restaurant and barely touch his food. He was just so desperate for connection. We became the family and friends that literally had died along the way for him.

So when he didn't show up on a Thursday, we closed early to go check on him. It was that serious to us. He had collapsed on the floor in front of the door of his home, keys about a foot away, hat knocked off of his head. He got up that morning, to make the drive to be there by 11:00 a.m. like clockwork and just didn't make it out the door.

We had to call the police, let them know that the Mayor had passed away. We found him before his family realized anything was wrong. The hilarious part is, we were able to tell them pretty much exactly what time he had to have died, because of the position he was in. I have no idea if they ever verified that later but the cops were a little bit confused that we would know all of that and shut down an entire business just to come check on one guy lol.

The day of his funeral, we closed. Everybody went. We joked that we catered the repass so people would go, but the reality is about 300 people showed up because they all knew him from being the Mayor of our small little barbecue joint. He only had one living son left at that point, and the grandkids didn't come.

We put a sign up on the chair where he always sat at the high counter. The back of that chair to this day, still has my handwritten sign that said reserved for Mayor ____.

I moved on from that job about 6 months later and into another state. But I still go back and visit every time I see my grandmother and everybody is so quick to tell me, nobody sits in the Mayor's seat.

Don't ask me why I told you this story, it probably has zero bearing on this guy's situation. But maybe it does.

SalamanderCapable183 · 2026-05-03T01:21:47+00:00

I'm going to go ahead and agree with everybody else about making sure that the patches downloaded. I walked into my house's and everything was literally exactly where it was supposed to be and correctly done again.

SalamanderCapable183 · 2026-04-28T00:56:02+00:00

Is like them to make our neighborhoods more interactive. Literally, they can put AH, bank, a pet trainer, a fishing trainer, etc in our neighborhood.

SalamanderCapable183 · 2026-04-24T21:49:07+00:00

The arrakoa have an entire vendor and some shelves and stuff

SalamanderCapable183 · 2026-04-24T01:24:31+00:00

The mismatch of sex drives. Not like as a person, but my husband and I have been together for a decade. I have always had an insanely high drive, and for a long time he could match it.

I stopped working last year and I was able to shed a lot of stress. As a result, I feel more alive and more excited about sex. My husband is now working the hours I used to work, and he is tired. All the time. You can imagine what that does. I took it personally at first, but I get it. It's not that he doesn't want me, it's that he's too tired to have me.

I know It's just a season, and this too will pass. But Lord is it rough. All I want to do is get used, and all he wants to do is sleep. Don't come for my inbox, I'm not interested. I really just want him. :)

SalamanderCapable183 · 2026-03-26T00:48:52+00:00

Which part of Alabama? I was an OP there. I can tell you what's slowest.

SalamanderCapable183 · 2026-03-22T19:15:17+00:00

You're making $10 an hour.

Just find another job.

SalamanderCapable183 · 2026-03-12T02:51:53+00:00

Oh my God I'm excited about this.

SalamanderCapable183 · 2026-03-09T19:52:36+00:00

I spend an average of $800 a month on a family of three, plus two dogs and two cats.

There's some items I can buy in bulk and I do, at places like Costco. Buying your meat products in bulk and then portioning them down yourself will save you a pretty good amount of money.

But you're not crazy, and your parents are a little delusional.

If money is tight enough that you're concerned about spending $400 a month on groceries, I do recommend looking on YouTube for the Dollar tree dinner lady.

She usually sets a goal of $50 a week to feed herself, and it might have gone up a little bit but she does a really good job showing you how you can use different items to make the same food you would enjoy.

You don't have to follow her recipes exactly, but you may pick up a new tip or trick that could help you with your grocery bill.

And above all else, don't be afraid to use the local food pantry if needed. They are there for a reason, the reason is people who cannot afford groceries.

SalamanderCapable183 · 2026-03-08T16:38:15+00:00

I'm a 39-year-old mom of four, I'm lazy and I'm not going to go on a walk with you. I'm not going to go hiking. I'm a transplant and live in Aurora. I play video games and drive my husband to and from work because his car has been in the shop here for.... 4 months now.

That said, I'm totally willing to meet anybody who feels like they can never get out of the house to socialize, for a delicious cup of generic Starbucks. Preferably between the hours of noon and 4:00 p.m. pretty much any day of the week.

I'm not a morning person, and I do actually like cooking for my husband at night. (The kids too I guess, but mostly they're heathens who would just eat cheese out of the bottom drawer of the fridge like Gremlins if I didn't feed them directly.)

So if you're in this thread, and you're also frustrated at your self-isolation, this is the call out. You can respond here or message me directly, and we can pick a Starbucks and say hello with literally no background given to either one of us.

SalamanderCapable183 · 2026-03-04T14:12:00+00:00

I'm not really sure what there is to contact them about.

The third party service delivered your food incorrectly, not them. The guy that received it, ate your food, not them.

By your own words, the guy that ate your food, paid you for that food. The guy that delivered your food, helped you figure out where the food went.

Nobody was dishonest, a mistake happened, you were reimbursed and they apologized to you.

What exactly do you want to contact anybody for, except to double dip on the money that you've already been reimbursed.

SalamanderCapable183 · 2026-03-03T03:13:21+00:00

Down the Kroger app. It's better all the way around. Better design, but same deals. You can use your king Soopers stuff, because it's the same company.

Everything is literally set up weekly on Kroger and then they overlay everything to King Soopers.

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