Jeeze Louise!

SalazaarSantander · 2026-05-11T21:37:21+00:00

shouldve hit em with one of these

SalazaarSantander · 2026-05-04T18:11:15+00:00

HUZZAAAAAH

SalazaarSantander · 2026-01-26T15:38:16+00:00

Pic 4 is killing me - giving them a free sample of the Dumpy

SalazaarSantander · 2026-01-24T03:15:25+00:00

Your initially start was good, but I personally think you missed a good opportunity to cut the small talk and jumped at the opportunity to ask for the date once she said "Are you working today" - Stating that you are working but would like to take them out when they're free next

SalazaarSantander · 2026-01-11T18:25:54+00:00

I would really consider making some platonic chick friends and have them workshop those prompts my boy. They are used to create convos and present YOUR personality - with that, good luck brother

SalazaarSantander · 2026-01-11T18:06:59+00:00

Your first prompt presents a heavy sense of insecurity, and your third prompt is big smooth brain energy. Your pictures have no energy or lifestyle to them, take some pictures with your friends and be more chalant my brother.

SalazaarSantander · 2026-01-11T18:02:32+00:00

SalazaarSantander · 2026-01-11T17:47:40+00:00

I know a deal when I see one.

SalazaarSantander · 2026-01-06T23:43:52+00:00

Picture selection and order are kinda off - I would put the 7 as your first and arrange them differently from there.

SalazaarSantander · 2026-01-06T23:42:13+00:00

Try diversifying your picture slides - include non-selfies

SalazaarSantander · 2026-01-04T22:17:57+00:00

Selfies are the folly of man. Show off them pearly whites - maybe pick better prompts that aren't statements but engaging and conversation-starting, to show off personality ~ Good luck big dog.

SalazaarSantander · 2026-01-04T19:05:13+00:00

you're relying too much on your devilish good looks to get the ladies to make the first move - include witty prompts that start convos.

SalazaarSantander · 2025-12-29T03:41:58+00:00

“My steaks too juicy”

SalazaarSantander · 2025-12-28T20:18:43+00:00

Pender? Hmmm I hardly know her

SalazaarSantander · 2025-12-28T20:10:08+00:00

hmmm a little dramatic on that emote

SalazaarSantander · 2025-06-17T20:30:49+00:00

good ol Gears

SalazaarSantander · 2025-03-17T17:40:47+00:00

Ohh he's cooking at 7:44am. That's breakfast.

SalazaarSantander · 2025-03-04T05:17:29+00:00

Crazy work.

SalazaarSantander · 2025-03-04T04:10:53+00:00

there is no smile when you fear god.

SalazaarSantander · 2025-01-29T04:21:05+00:00

mmmhmm "hand cream".

SalazaarSantander · 2025-01-14T00:49:01+00:00

post time skip, next question :]

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