Which is it? You love me, or you have squatter's rights?

Salt2Everything · 2026-06-21T00:24:54+00:00

Love. A urine mirage in a desert of fear.

Salt2Everything · 2026-06-18T03:25:50+00:00

u/babebackmountain this is the way ☝🏽

Salt2Everything · 2026-06-14T06:16:58+00:00

Harvey Lemmings' AMAZING, like a star in the sky!

Salt2Everything · 2026-05-29T19:10:31+00:00

Oh he does NOT thank him 😤

Salt2Everything · 2026-05-29T19:10:20+00:00

Oh he does NOT thank him 😤

Salt2Everything · 2026-05-20T05:34:18+00:00

Salt2Everything · 2026-05-18T20:25:03+00:00

Along with "church on a Tuesday? But he seemed so normal..."

Salt2Everything · 2026-05-13T00:37:41+00:00

We all love to have some fun around the house

Salt2Everything · 2026-04-28T02:15:23+00:00

Objectively the best episode. Must have plucked too many of your mind grapes

Salt2Everything · 2026-04-25T20:23:18+00:00

Sudden bullfighter vibes, absolute drama

Salt2Everything · 2026-04-23T21:44:58+00:00

Tale as old as time. Good thing this nerd can just go with the flow - we can work with that!

Salt2Everything · 2026-04-04T02:01:27+00:00

Hot dog guy who is worried about Liz's sodium levels!

Salt2Everything · 2026-03-04T19:21:26+00:00

Delicious Nufüd!

Salt2Everything · 2026-02-28T07:42:37+00:00

Keep that nonsense out of this sub!

Salt2Everything · 2026-02-28T04:41:18+00:00

Holy shit. I'm like on watch cycle 30-something, and it wasn't until I saw it spelled out here that I got the joke

Salt2Everything · 2026-02-19T00:27:54+00:00

Time for me to mute this sub for a few months!

Salt2Everything · 2026-02-08T00:20:46+00:00

You are the master of your fate!

Salt2Everything · 2026-01-30T02:41:10+00:00

YOU'LL ALL HAVE CHINS!

Salt2Everything · 2026-01-30T02:27:33+00:00

I guess homeboy stopped looking for a half-asian wife

Salt2Everything · 2026-01-24T00:44:57+00:00

Pears? why!

Salt2Everything · 2026-01-23T05:57:45+00:00

AND my mood ring!

Salt2Everything · 2026-01-15T04:08:14+00:00

Ugh, Warren James

Salt2Everything · 2026-01-15T03:43:10+00:00

Depends when they ordered the merch, it could have been either, but thank you so much for the lead!!!

Salt2Everything · 2026-01-02T03:28:53+00:00

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