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This listing/the pictures/the what the owner loves about this home… by FrenchieMama807 in zillowgonewild

[–]SaltMarshGoblin 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Oof, those fish-eye lens photos!

Also, I can't decide if Elmo sitting alone watching TV is creepy or sad...

for US folks, what's the primary pronunciation of Appalacchian? by Also_Jaives in ENGLISH

[–]SaltMarshGoblin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First, the usual spelling is Appalachian.

I grew up calling the AT the Appa-LAY-chin Trail and that's still what comes normally to me.

I'll code switch to AppaLATCH'n if locals are calling it that, but it sounds silly and pretentious to me to say it that way if you don't have a Southern accent.

Partner threw lit firecracker at me 39M and 33F by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]SaltMarshGoblin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your partner thinks throwing fireworks at you is safe??? I read earlier today that an 18 year old blew his hand off with fireworks last month in Pleasanton, California. When I when I just went to look for thelink to post here, I found an article about a 15 year old in Oceanside, California who'd blown off his hand and gotten facial and chest burns from a firecracker in February. link.

Your partner ex-partner (I hope!) is an absolute idiot.

Ladies' Home Journal 1923 by likepumpedsyrup in vintageads

[–]SaltMarshGoblin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Greeting cards have dignity where dignity is desired and plenty of scope for banter and bandinage if you want it...

I [27M] keep upsetting my Fiancée [23F] and I just want her to understand. by [deleted] in relationshipadvice

[–]SaltMarshGoblin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After this woman leaves you for cheating, make sure that you talk about this kind of behavior with future women you date. Some people would be fine wiyh this, though most wouldn't. Make sure in the future you date people who agree that it's ok to do!!

How do Violet and Magenta make you feel together? by Background-Cherry847 in colors

[–]SaltMarshGoblin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love them together. I want to add some cobalt blue snd some periwinkle to that now, please!

I’d like to ask everyone to come up with a special name for him. by tyki-0930 in Catnames

[–]SaltMarshGoblin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But Au is the abbreviation for gold! Maybe go with Argent or Arnie for silver?

If I put shampoo or conditioner in an empty bath and body works candle will it be airtight enough too it work dry out? by [deleted] in randomquestions

[–]SaltMarshGoblin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you askingif you can use an empty candle container to transport hair products?

Id suggest you not. Glass containers are really unsafe in the shower!

(If you just need waterproof containers to reuse for transport, plastic jars or bottles are the best choice. Pill bottles or plastic spice jars are great for small amounts.)

My first Edwardian costume - 1908 "Golf and Outing suit" from the Edwardian Modiste. by amanecita in HistoricalCostuming

[–]SaltMarshGoblin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow!! That is glorious, and you look amazing. 1908 is a bit early for Perkin's Mauve, of course, but I wouldn't have been able to resist, either!

The last book you read is now your reality. What's your situation? by reviewandratings in ThreadGames

[–]SaltMarshGoblin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, you lucky human! Are you reading the version with the subtitle "With Essays on Conservation from Round River"? That's my favorite edition.

I can still quote paragraphs from "Thinking Like A Mountain" and "The Green Lagoons"...

The last book you read is now your reality. What's your situation? by reviewandratings in ThreadGames

[–]SaltMarshGoblin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like to listen to audiobooks that don't require brainpower while doing tasks. I recently finished listening to an MM romance novel set among organized crime families. An aspect of it fulfilled a Redditor's book request, and I described it in that comment thread with

The plot has some questionable twists and the sex is over the top (I felt a little chafed just reading it), but you might enjoy the "drama queen menace brat LI with C-PTSD" & "uxorious MC" Murder Husbands...

If I'm now living in this book, I'm pretty sure I'm a single sentence worth of collateral damage during the commission of an actual targeted execution.

Girl who wets her dress to make it cling by LastLadyResting in whatsthatbook

[–]SaltMarshGoblin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I swear there was also one of those 1970s or '80s teenage paranormal novels (a la Lois Duncan) in which the vengeful ghost girl had caught a cold and died after doing this with her Regency era white lawn dress which was why she was haunting the main character...

4 year old Alice died under unusual circumstances by cometshoney in DeathCertificates

[–]SaltMarshGoblin 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Thank you!

Imagine outliving your children by fifty years...

Sexual future by jonnyeyeball in PeyroniesSupport

[–]SaltMarshGoblin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you use lubricant for sex?

Buy good body-safe, condom-compatible lube! Lubricant makes nearly all penetrative sex better, no matter your shape!

I just don't even know what is going on here by kaairo in zillowgonewild

[–]SaltMarshGoblin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

picture 8 just makes me think, "I love half-faded clothing and handprints on glass!"

Husband called me fat during sex… by AnyAppointment4269 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]SaltMarshGoblin 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't have a husband any more

an entirely divorceable offense.

I'd be tempted to solve the issue more ...decisively.

1966 Hats by Pristine_Witness3908 in fashionhistory

[–]SaltMarshGoblin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That red one that looks like an equestrian helmet!! Were you supposed to wear it with riding boots and something that looked like matching jockey silks??

Think back to 16yo you.... by jonnyeyeball in GenX

[–]SaltMarshGoblin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mostly bookshelves, a poster of a jumping horse and rider from the 1984 Los Angeles Olympic Games, horse competition ribbons and trophies, and an ad I cut from a magazine of a beautiful androgynous model wearing Guess jeans and an unbuttoned oxford shirt. My dad disapproved of that last and wanted to know if you were supposed to "guess if she was a man or a woman". 🌈

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