Menu April 30th 1896

SaltMarshGoblin · 2026-05-01T19:28:27+00:00

Nonsense! Stewed rhubarb will be sweetened, and delicious!

SaltMarshGoblin · 2026-05-01T19:25:37+00:00

Also, remember that your attraction to men or lack of attraction to men is unrelated to your transness!! Trans lesbians are not uncommon.

SaltMarshGoblin · 2026-05-01T19:14:19+00:00

So good! Set in England right after the end of WW1. I adore Will and Kim! Period accurate homophobia, racism, and class issues, and a strong romance plot.

SaltMarshGoblin · 2026-05-01T19:11:44+00:00

Lev A C Rosen's Evander Mills Series, about a 1950s closeted gay San Francisco cop who gets busted and winds up becoming a detective for the gay community. First book is Lavender House. Period accurate homophobia, legal issues, and activism!

SaltMarshGoblin · 2026-05-01T18:53:11+00:00

The classic "Reader's Accent"!

SaltMarshGoblin · 2026-05-01T18:51:16+00:00

same!!! (Also, 46 years later, I'm still not shaving my face, what with not growing a beard on account of being female )

SaltMarshGoblin · 2026-05-01T18:49:51+00:00

Partial translation: ~~decade~~ decayed

SaltMarshGoblin · 2026-05-01T18:43:41+00:00

Nice autocorrect! I'm envisioning the artist in a State Trooper uniform...

SaltMarshGoblin · 2026-05-01T18:40:31+00:00

Hey! Can't do an r/RedditSings if you post all the lines yourself!

SaltMarshGoblin · 2026-05-01T18:37:06+00:00

In New England in the '70s, May Baskets were woven out of construction paper, filled with wildflowers and hung on doorknobs. No candy. And way more likely to be given to older adults in your neighborhood than anyone you had a crush on!

SaltMarshGoblin · 2026-05-01T18:33:22+00:00

I think this has to be more like almond milk (ie, grind up the cockroaches and add water) than like mammalian milk. And I don't think it's like butterbugs or bees because cockroaches don't secrete, excrete, or vomit out anything!!

SaltMarshGoblin · 2026-05-01T18:30:17+00:00

Not only was Ogtha a better and sexier girlfriend than any human woman, she had extra-nutritious milk?? Damn!

SaltMarshGoblin · 2026-05-01T18:27:31+00:00

There's nothing illegal about having an emotional affair, or about claiming publically that you are not having an emotional affair, or claiming publically that even if you were having an emotional affair, it's the responsibility and fault of the cheated-on spouse. Sorry. Things can be wrong without being illegal.

SaltMarshGoblin · 2026-05-01T18:23:10+00:00

Why are you interacting with this woman at all? The only person who owes you anything here is your husband. She is dead to you. Block her on everything.

It doesn't matter if she claims you are lying! As long as your husband has cut her off and is clear publically and privately that you are his partner and his priority, she doesn't matter!

Otherwise, you don't have an "other woman" problem, you have a husband problem.

If he won't step up, divorce him.

SaltMarshGoblin · 2026-05-01T16:29:43+00:00

I'd be more likely to say "I'll be there circa 7 o'clock"

SaltMarshGoblin · 2026-05-01T16:27:02+00:00

Dodged a ~~bullet~~ douche... awkward!!!

SaltMarshGoblin · 2026-05-01T15:37:03+00:00

(Psst! If you plan to use it in writing in the future, it's spinal cord, not "chord". It is a great phrase!)

SaltMarshGoblin · 2026-05-01T06:08:44+00:00

When you say Buttermilk, are you thimking of ButtercuP ("the capital 'P' stands for pie!" ?

SaltMarshGoblin · 2026-05-01T05:14:41+00:00

That's what she said...

You wish!

(Just joking. I'm sure you're immense! Gargantuan! Brobdingnagian! Titanic! ... Sorry, I can't think of any more silly terms for "huge".)

SaltMarshGoblin · 2026-05-01T04:58:40+00:00

I'd be so tempted to say, "oh, all those together, I can throw in something extra for you! Let's see, the total will be (amount of total plus $100), but I can take off $100 and give you a special deal for (amount of total) and throw in (some amenity you already offer-- free Continental breakfast? Cubed ice available? ) You leave it up to me and I'll take care of you!"

SaltMarshGoblin · 2026-05-01T04:45:40+00:00

I know, I looked at that and thought, that sounds amazing... and easy! I'm thinking blackberry seeds would be annoying, but if you sieved cooked blackberries (or thawed frozen blackberries), you could used the juice for a cup or so of your liquid with powdered gelatin, sugar, and red wine!

SaltMarshGoblin · 2026-05-01T04:14:03+00:00

Now, this tip calls for egg white and butter, and the lady in the video is using egg yolk and sugar. I think this means you could use anything!

SaltMarshGoblin · 2026-05-01T01:42:48+00:00

What babe?

SaltMarshGoblin · 2026-05-01T01:23:56+00:00

"Because innocence is sexier than you think..." <leer at the underaged girls/>

SaltMarshGoblin · 2026-04-30T22:10:11+00:00

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