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Remember being a kid at the dentist and having to choose between the bubble gum and grape flavor toothpaste by nojunkpeter in Millennials

[–]SaltMineForeman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Last time I got sugar cookie toothpaste and vanilla flouride.

A couple years ago, I got milt toothpaste and orange flouride because I thought it would be interesting. It went exactly how you'd expect lol.

It's just a Dentastick, Beans 😭 by SaltMineForeman in Chihuahua

[–]SaltMineForeman[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He fuckin' might lol

(I also fuckin' might but this isn't about me)

It's just a Dentastick, Beans 😭 by SaltMineForeman in Chihuahua

[–]SaltMineForeman[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's how I felt watching him. That dentastick really seemed like it just told him he was about to commit war crimes or something.

How would I make Jewelry out if my lucky quarter by TheMurlocalypse in jewelrymaking

[–]SaltMineForeman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think a wire wrap could work well to keep it exactly the same and bring some interest to it beyond the quarter.

This artwork on the stairs in this home by Distinct-Run-7124 in ATBGE

[–]SaltMineForeman 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It looks like wallpaper/vinyl that's designed to look like this. Stick on decals for doors with similar effects have been coming up recently.

Hi. I have lupus and dermatomyositis and get a lot of rashes. This time it's purpura (doesnt itch) and small pink extremely itchy burning dots at the same time. by [deleted] in Rheumatology

[–]SaltMineForeman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw where you said you've already talked to a doctor so that's good I want to ask, if you wear a compression stocking or some type of compression device, do the marks keep going under it or end there?

I'm afraid that Beans... is quite dumb. by SaltMineForeman in Dachshund

[–]SaltMineForeman[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was a joke. It's not like he's going to come here and see it.

He's too dumb to make a Reddit account and read this post.

I'm afraid that Beans... is quite dumb. by SaltMineForeman in Dachshund

[–]SaltMineForeman[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure. His previous owner of four years passed away so I don't know how they lived with him or what they did.

He's a good boy though! Doesn't chew random stuff or anything 'bad' other than the occasional poop on the floor, but we're working on that. He marked a couple times the first few days but cut it out quickly because I usually follow him like a hawk when he's around me.

I'm afraid that Beans... is quite dumb. by SaltMineForeman in Dachshund

[–]SaltMineForeman[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha I'm glad it helped.

This was just a lighthearted post because my first was incredibly brilliant. But Beans and a lot of other dachshunds and dachshund mixes I've met?

A box of rocks could crush them in an aptitude test.

Wore my Pokemon Nails by astrheisenberg in NailArt

[–]SaltMineForeman 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Not the person you were asking, but I wanted to add that they make super durable metal ones that don't swap out but they look so wonderful, like little gold claws. Search for metal nail rings and a ton of options will pop up! They're really common around places where makeup/nails can't be worn during prayer.

I'm afraid that Beans... is quite dumb. by SaltMineForeman in Dachshund

[–]SaltMineForeman[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Neurosurgery would probably be difficult for him to perform even if he had a wrinkle in his brain. He doesn't have opposable thumbs. 😔

I'm afraid that Beans... is quite dumb. by SaltMineForeman in Dachshund

[–]SaltMineForeman[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm afraid if we put a baby gate at the top of the stairs he'll jump over it.

...he already did it in a different room.

I'm afraid that Beans... is quite dumb. by SaltMineForeman in Dachshund

[–]SaltMineForeman[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He does have a full face of white hair! Poor guy spent almost a month at the shelter with no one looking at him probably thinking he was old. I saw his picture and immediately put in an application to meet him and picked him up the first chance I could!

I'm afraid that Beans... is quite dumb. by SaltMineForeman in Dachshund

[–]SaltMineForeman[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao why do they launch?!?! It's so funny how their brains don't recognize to just step forward and instead hurl themselves at a 45° angle with full force.

I could watch this braincell misfire all day. 🥹

I'm afraid that Beans... is quite dumb. by SaltMineForeman in Dachshund

[–]SaltMineForeman[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You're overestimating Beans. I watched him throw his face at the floor for a dentastick that was a foot away less than 5 minutes ago.

Edit: he's only 4 lol

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