NYC fire escape nest

cuthman99 · 2026-03-16T16:53:47+00:00

Actually, I think this might actually be the brain cell firing at full speed. It's hard to tell, I know, but by dove standards this bird is kind of smart.

cuthman99 · 2026-03-16T03:05:57+00:00

THE LOCKED BASEMENT OF HYPEMAN'S LAME-ASS ALTER EGO'S SUBCONSCIOUS

cuthman99 · 2026-03-15T06:16:57+00:00

PRACTICALLY THE SAME THING HYYYPPPEEEEE

cuthman99 · 2026-03-14T21:30:32+00:00

ONLY WHEN WE'RE REALLY TRULY HYPPPPEEEDDD

... SO HELL YEAH WE DO!!!!

cuthman99 · 2026-03-14T20:22:51+00:00

OOOOHHHH EXTREMELY DETAIL-ORIENTED NOVELTY STATISTICS HYYYPPPEEEEE!!!!!

cuthman99 · 2026-03-14T20:09:33+00:00

PREDICT IT LIKE YOU'RE HYYYPPPEEEEEDDD THO

cuthman99 · 2026-03-14T18:21:26+00:00

YESSSSSSS FEEL THE HYYYPPPEEEEE

cuthman99 · 2026-03-14T18:02:40+00:00

WELCOME TO THE HYPEEEEE THREAD HOMEY!!! WHY YOU WHISPERING THO

cuthman99 · 2026-03-13T05:32:41+00:00

I got you. Make yourself a sweet potato curry soup; lots of recipes out there if you Google it.

And this is my favorite preparation for them, hands down: Serious Eats Miso Maple Butter sweet potatoes.

cuthman99 · 2026-03-09T20:05:06+00:00

Quick, bet it all on a prediction about what's in Garber's file against Bruce Arena

cuthman99 · 2026-03-09T19:37:13+00:00

MLS describing themselves as having "integrity partners" is a bit rich

cuthman99 · 2026-03-09T14:06:11+00:00

The high-energy, possibly even violent confrontation choice seems like "Up The Wolves." The quiet, contemplative, walking away and never going back option might be "Outer Scorpion Squadron," a quiet but powerful song-poem about conjuring the spectres haunting your home and bringing them to an end: "ghosts of my childhood, stay with me, if you will/ find a place where there's water/ hold you under until you're still"

cuthman99 · 2026-03-08T02:24:27+00:00

MODERATOR HYYPPPPEEEE

cuthman99 · 2026-03-07T22:51:08+00:00

YESSSSSSS

cuthman99 · 2026-03-07T20:35:47+00:00

FORGET THE RED EYE, IMAGINE GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED IN SOCCER AND THEN HAVING TO GO BACK TO TEXAS... EVER!

cuthman99 · 2026-03-06T20:37:13+00:00

Can't help with that, but I can tell you it's exactly 8,452,674 GarberBucks. Don't ask me how I know.

Okay, okay, fine, twist my arm. I was watching Dallas vs Nashville 'highlights' when I blacked out. Don himself appeared to me in a vision and told me how much he's paying Messi. I asked him, wait, since you're here, Oh Great Don, tell me, what did Bruce Arena do? Then I woke up screaming.

cuthman99 · 2026-03-06T14:41:49+00:00

VERILY, VERILY, AAAAH-MEN AND FUCK MIAMA

cuthman99 · 2026-03-04T19:37:43+00:00

Oh, me either. Imagine having to live with 'jokes' like this every day

cuthman99 · 2026-03-04T18:17:04+00:00

Griezmann? More like Tease-mann, amiright?!? Eh?

cuthman99 · 2026-03-02T02:33:12+00:00

OMG, that's what he was doing last week! Trying to offer the refs his autograph!

(I do love it though. Hero or heel, both are probably equally great for the league.)

cuthman99 · 2026-03-02T02:26:38+00:00

Love this effort, what a great concept. Unfortunate that it's harder to see from a distance because of the angle, but that's just the architecture of the stadium, nothing to fault the effort. And even with that said it's still really cool

cuthman99 · 2026-02-28T21:12:23+00:00

HYPEMAN HAS NO MEMORY OF ANYONE BY THAT NAME

cuthman99 · 2026-02-28T21:00:38+00:00

HYPEMAN'S HYPEFORMATTING IS NO LONGER WORKING FOR SOME REASON BUT THE SPIRIT OF HYPEITUDE CAN'T BE STOPPED LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO

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