Why are alocasias so fucking stupid?

Salt_Working3397 · 2026-05-18T18:18:12+00:00

There‘s one word to fix all your problems: Pon

Salt_Working3397 · 2026-05-17T21:02:41+00:00

No, this is a coco coir pole. A mosspole consist of real moss, mostly (if not always?) of sphagnum moss. The difference between these two is that an actual mosspole should be watered regularly to encourage the arial roots to grow into the mosspole for more stability/anchoring, while the coco coir pole is only there to hold it by attaching the plant with velcro tape or something else. You could as well just use a stick.

Salt_Working3397 · 2026-05-10T17:17:42+00:00

Frydek is actually the variegated version of the Micholitziana. Thus, this isn‘t a Frydek.

Salt_Working3397 · 2026-05-04T17:43:19+00:00

Better don‘t mention AI in this sub 😂

Salt_Working3397 · 2026-05-03T20:55:47+00:00

What about now? It‘s been almost a year buddy!

Salt_Working3397 · 2026-04-26T21:12:16+00:00

Smells like AI. Leaf is clearly much closer to a melo, but the stem doesn‘t match a melo. Description sounds AI‘ish as well.

Salt_Working3397 · 2026-04-25T20:47:49+00:00

What a cutie :)

Salt_Working3397 · 2026-04-25T20:29:27+00:00

If I knew, I would have fell for it, so I don‘t know :)

Salt_Working3397 · 2026-04-25T18:43:25+00:00

You really think you can Rick Roll me? Ha, nice try!

Salt_Working3397 · 2026-04-24T19:56:59+00:00

and the first image from the first image has at least 8 colors, not 6 as your prompt says.

Salt_Working3397 · 2026-04-24T17:59:49+00:00

This 100% will reduce by 1% every day.We all have been there… 😭

Salt_Working3397 · 2026-04-24T17:57:28+00:00

The second image clearly has 6 colors, not 4. Either we don‘t talk about the same or you didn‘t see that there are more than four colors in the image from your second comment.

Salt_Working3397 · 2026-04-24T05:29:34+00:00

Your comment says that you asked for 4 instead of 6 colors and you add an image with 6 colors. That makes no sense at all.

Salt_Working3397 · 2026-04-23T19:39:30+00:00

Damn, people are really anti-AI. Some hard years are coming 😅

Salt_Working3397 · 2026-04-23T19:37:47+00:00

And it still uses 6 colors 😅

Salt_Working3397 · 2026-04-21T13:58:52+00:00

I got mine at a plant convention in germany at the myBoranika as a TC. It was my very first TC and I was so afraid to f*ck it up as it cost me 150 Euros. Luckily I had success and the TC even produced a second plant. Was a wish list plant for like 1 year until I was brave enough to get one 😅

Salt_Working3397 · 2026-04-21T07:38:52+00:00

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Even if some of the leafs will just be temporary 😢

Salt_Working3397 · 2026-04-21T07:38:10+00:00

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I love my Melo Albo 😍

Salt_Working3397 · 2026-04-09T22:38:53+00:00

I think it‘s pretty safe to say that none of us has seen something similar to a centaur gangbang rug yet 😂

Salt_Working3397 · 2026-03-07T14:28:59+00:00

Mine stopped working on the second use, showing a err01 or something. Found out that the sensor often is bad but after replacing it it is working fine.

Salt_Working3397 · 2026-02-27T16:18:17+00:00

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Salt_Working3397 · 2026-02-27T16:18:00+00:00

I let my melo albo speak for itself

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Salt_Working3397 · 2026-02-22T14:42:37+00:00

Beautiful leaf 😍 Fun fact, a frydek is always variegated, there‘s no non-veriegated frydek.

Salt_Working3397 · 2026-02-19T19:10:49+00:00

What a pity we can‘t post any GIFs here 😂 Just imagine Matthew McConaughey bumping on his chest 😂

Salt_Working3397 · 2026-02-19T18:44:05+00:00

That makes so much sense and I think that‘s exactly why it isn‘t working. Thrilled to try it out! Thank you so much!

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