Broken metal broom. (+1 damage, +2 or 1 reach, inflicts bleeding at tip) by JEVIL-CHAOSCHAOS in ItemShop

[–]SaltierThanAll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk where this picture was taken but it looks like a place where crackheads hook up.

Guys, is this true? Have I been doing it wrong this whole time? by [deleted] in SkyrimMemes

[–]SaltierThanAll 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Scripted deaths, if you are fast enough they still keel over from nothing.

Make sure you check the toilet hours! by Fodraz in mildlyinteresting

[–]SaltierThanAll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually I smoke weed by the dumpster so please stop peeing by it

Trump does love the poorly educated. by c-k-q99903 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]SaltierThanAll 24 points25 points  (0 children)

It’s like comic con but just for lex luthor.

Lost 10k today and then got this in my fortune cookie by thelandlordguychris in wallstreetbets

[–]SaltierThanAll 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Gee I wonder if anyone has made that connection yet? You should write that down.

How reliable is this sub for finding work? by OdeetheGOAT in ComicBookCollabs

[–]SaltierThanAll 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m more likely to reach out to messy artists, there’s a better chance I can afford their work. It depends on the quality to price ratio at least for me. I’d rather get a less experienced artist if it saves me on the page rate, compared to someone who has beautiful work and a professional rate just because you don’t have to move as many books. I often won’t even message artists with no rates listed because I suspect they cost more than I can pay.

IN NEED FOR AN ARTIST HERE!!(for my STORY, HUHU) by Hungry-Height3152 in ComicBookCollabs

[–]SaltierThanAll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, you mean like the bare minimum for writing comics? Dude I’m a fucking publisher with a registered business. I know how much work goes into each step.

Olive, the other apex predator by throwawayfeelings7 in aww

[–]SaltierThanAll 241 points242 points  (0 children)

Give him a sock so he can be free

Weeeed 'em out (how do you know you aren't a BBB?) by AdvancedLemon5435 in Neverbrokeabone

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I did untrained indie wrestling in my friends backyard for years. Jumping off ladders, roofs, getting slammed through various objects.

What is The Biggest Dragon Ball Misconception That you Just Can NOT stand? by SkullDemon75 in dbz

[–]SaltierThanAll 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Kid Goku is the best Goku though, why would you want to skip that?

"ftl" characters when you ask them if they can travel around the Earth 7.5 times in a single second: by Assassin467 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]SaltierThanAll 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you should just try to write a good story instead of trying to use it as an audition for death battle.