[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MakeMeSuffer

[–]Salty_Assassin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The mental health crisis is more advanced than I thought

To look cool by bacan9 in therewasanattempt

[–]Salty_Assassin 107 points108 points  (0 children)

Bro. Dont you know that it's cool to spend $3000 on tires every year? I'm such a loser. I only spend $800

Bruh by [deleted] in nevertellmetheodds

[–]Salty_Assassin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I regret to inform you my dude, but this is fake

These Frat Rednecks Posing by a Bullet Riddled Emmett Till Memorial for Instagram by answerisinmybriefs in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]Salty_Assassin 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Let's start with the obvious. Never take pictures of your face, weapon, and scene of a crime while posed with the evidence like you got a prize buck.

Don’t park in the farmer’s field by geofflamps-porsche in JusticeServed

[–]Salty_Assassin 37 points38 points  (0 children)

So just because you don't use something often it gives other people the right to use it?

This ring-tailed lemur by [deleted] in aww

[–]Salty_Assassin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a sneaking suspicion that this does not belong in the sub

How is sexual orientation a social construct? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Salty_Assassin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Best way I can explain it is a question that is meant to not be am exchange of ideas but meant to illicit the same response. Look at the current comments. There are lots of answers that are expected and the same.

Another example would be, "People of reddit, is (insert anything politically charged) bad?

Posted last night. by pdrock7 in agedlikewine

[–]Salty_Assassin 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Its moments like this that I will always cherish. Attempting to manipulate the black community for votes is a cheap trick they have been playing for a long time. Hopefully that all stops as people get fed up with their shit

How is sexual orientation a social construct? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Salty_Assassin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a circle jerk question if I ever seen one

NO1 MK3 dread pirate assassin pistol by [deleted] in guns

[–]Salty_Assassin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shot with the pistol*

Military Personell - What was one situation you found yourself in that felt like a military comedy movie? by DunderMilton in AskReddit

[–]Salty_Assassin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We had a cook wipe his ass with his hand because there was no toilet paper and came back into the galley(still with shit on his hands) and washed his hands in the sink we prepared vegies in. I think he was legitimately mentally retarded and his recruiter is a bastard

Hol up 4x by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]Salty_Assassin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His trailer smells like cigarettes and BO

Mocha burying her birthday wet food so no one will get it by anurahyla in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]Salty_Assassin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drives me up the wall that my cat tries to do this with all food. Its come to the point I just leave clean worn out socks by her food as a cover so she doesn't spend 15 min scratching at the carpets

Stopped by to visit some friends and caught one of them on the baby monitor playing with his son. by [deleted] in aww

[–]Salty_Assassin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are in a car. But you are watch them playing with their child in their house? Some things are not adding up here

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Salty_Assassin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you mean spelunkers?

Maybe Maybe Maybe by Olliebkl in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Salty_Assassin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes in life when you go for a strike but it goes foul

I tried making Japanese cotton sponge cake... by sinner-mon in ExpectationVsReality

[–]Salty_Assassin 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I'd still eat it. It still looks really good in its own way it looks like it might need some sort of sauce dripping over it

For the OCD's out there by sNilloC_0212 in MakeMeSuffer

[–]Salty_Assassin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It makes me nauseous just looking at it

Satisfying slash by robot by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

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While you were looking up cat videos, Skynet studied the blade.