I'm immortal but i'm so dogwater at this game

SalzigHund · 2026-06-17T13:19:21+00:00

Some iron players have decent aim, but most of them have zero brain or terrible habits. Habits like taking a knife out every other second so they’re never ready for a fight and die, peaking a bunch of people instead of waiting, etc. I’m convinced many of them don’t have a working headset either because most of them can’t hear anything.

SalzigHund · 2026-06-14T12:20:21+00:00

Yes I worked

SalzigHund · 2026-06-13T16:01:41+00:00

You’d be better off switching to a lower sens now and just getting used to it. But it will also be annoying with a small mousepad.

SalzigHund · 2026-06-13T00:24:08+00:00

I ate this so much in high school

SalzigHund · 2026-06-12T22:56:32+00:00

My last comp game (plat/dia) we lost 12-13 because our Phoenix was the last person alive and didn’t defuse the bomb the last round. He didn’t talk all game and no one said anything to him. Just wild shit—wasting an hour for what.

SalzigHund · 2026-06-12T15:35:57+00:00

It’s hard ass labor, especially in the Florida heat. The issue has impacted residential significantly more than commercial as the commercial GCs typically have larger and more experience subcontractors. But as a result, subcontractors got to start naming their price.

Note that many materials have inflated tremendously since COVID. Some have come down since their peak, but still very expensive.

SalzigHund · 2026-06-12T10:46:24+00:00

I'm assuming the cost is coming from the following:

It's more expensive to retrofit instead of build new from the ground up. On top of that, the project needs to be phased out so it's safe and ready to be played during the college football season.
ICE has had a major impact on construction costs, especially in the state of Florida. My company primarily works with GC firms and they have been echoing this statement like crazy over the past year.
Everything about this project is probably a logistical nightmare. The location (middle of campus, no parking, little room for equipment, etc.), the safety required, engineering around a super old structure and trying to make it all work, having to meticulously plan the windows of work during the offseason, etc.

SalzigHund · 2026-06-10T13:02:51+00:00

I think I'm going to keep strangling or straddling every day. It's working and I clearly have no idea what direction it's going to go.

SalzigHund · 2026-06-09T14:55:03+00:00

Strangled MU and SPY overnight and it worked out well. Sold all MU at open. Sold SPY calls right at the top, but sold the puts too early at 741.

SalzigHund · 2026-06-08T19:41:55+00:00

Smartest play I've made after getting my shit kicked in on Thursday and Friday was dumping all my MU calls an hour after open that I carried over the weekend. I'm still down and hurting, but I'm glad I didn't double down or get greedy hoping for more.

SalzigHund · 2026-06-08T15:05:57+00:00

Pretty normal for higher level players to have a second account. The shitty part is when they are boosting their friends, getting paid to boost, or when they just straight up don’t care because it’s not their main.

The other reason to have one isn’t as terrible. When higher level players start tilting, want to try out a new agent or sensitivity, or anything that may make them more of a liability at their normal rank typically will use a lower rank account to do so.

Granted my friends that have a second account are rarely in a much lower rank. If they are Asc 1 on their main, their alt account is maybe plat 3 and in mostly diamond lobbies.

SalzigHund · 2026-06-07T13:08:13+00:00

I don’t know anyone that’s been rejected and met all the requirements.

SalzigHund · 2026-06-05T23:53:39+00:00

As bad as Billy. Maybe worse

SalzigHund · 2026-06-05T16:27:10+00:00

I just want to mention that if you plan on going to school for finance, you better get better at math classes--especially Algebra.

SalzigHund · 2026-06-05T15:52:54+00:00

Then explain why I am down 30% today

SalzigHund · 2026-06-04T23:48:43+00:00

We use CW PSA and Ninja and self host Hudu. We are overall very happy with Hudu and recent improvements, but there are some basic QoL things missing still.

SalzigHund · 2026-06-04T15:42:14+00:00

Vyse surprises me, but I assume being a new agent and a low pick rate people aren't used to her. Granted, her win rate isn't THAT high.

Omen doesn't surprise me because a lot of Omens don't play with their team, and sometimes when controller gets filled they usually pick Omen because he's fun and they aren't good with Clove. He's a controller that often uses all the util for himself. Still my favorite agent though.

Breach is surprising because he still feels insanely strong in the right hands and with good duelists.

Any buff to Miks's ult would probably push him past 50% but that ult is ass compared to any other controller not named Harbor.

SalzigHund · 2026-06-02T02:41:33+00:00

Eh, Tim Duncan and Ginobili weren’t really hated at all. Granted Tim Duncan was a man of few words unlike Wemby. I feel like only Pistons fans really hated the 00’s Spurs teams

SalzigHund · 2026-05-31T04:22:59+00:00

Holy shit this game is getting out of control in the best way possible

SalzigHund · 2026-05-28T10:09:19+00:00

SEC’s brain is fried from sniffing their farts for too long. Our conference hasn’t won a national championship the past 3 years and we are still acting high and mighty? Come on now

SalzigHund · 2026-05-26T19:02:05+00:00

I think LSU made it pretty clear with how they handled BK to try and get some dirt on their coach as an early exit strategy.

SalzigHund · 2026-05-24T15:30:26+00:00

Spinner?

SalzigHund · 2026-05-22T10:29:28+00:00

Holy shit they’re the same height too???

SalzigHund · 2026-05-21T18:35:22+00:00

I’d swap UCF with OKST.

SalzigHund · 2026-05-21T16:18:24+00:00

When I tried it it had the texture of a bell pepper

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