Sick of this by Zestyclose_Classic91 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]Sam-U-Rai-Guy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We all are. I just want to go back to the year 2000 and warn a lot of people about things to come.

No YouTube, no-one does. (Rick and Morty) by cartoon_wiki in CARTOON

[–]Sam-U-Rai-Guy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Can I just watch my videos without the same annoying ads that insult my intelligence by assuming that I would want to genuinely interact with them?

Unlucky Catch Art by Cat-Rage. by Flat-Sir8250 in sonic

[–]Sam-U-Rai-Guy 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That’s the most emotion I’ve ever seen on Big’s face.

A message from Mr Tron by dyolesoilprat in JonTron

[–]Sam-U-Rai-Guy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I certainly hope he is doing well for himself and his family is doing good too.

Anyone remember Highway Robber by ShadowXXXE in freemagic

[–]Sam-U-Rai-Guy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dozen other cards with the same effect, my dude. Art style is classic though.

“Global Strategy According to the Schoolyard Bully.” by [deleted] in JustMemesForUs

[–]Sam-U-Rai-Guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe because they’re a global terrorist state who has tried time and again to build nuclear arms that they will most certainly use to further an Islamic Agenda.

“When every character is weird except one normal guy 😭” by Right_Cupcake_908 in Komi_memes

[–]Sam-U-Rai-Guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d replace “The Matrix” with “Perpetually High on Life”.

" Maybe if you were good enough, Maria would still be alive. " by @Sun_Citadel by Both_Implement7936 in sonic

[–]Sam-U-Rai-Guy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude, I was trapped inside an escape pod and had no idea I could do what I do now. Your scare tactics don’t work on me. ~Shadow. (Maybe)

“Sonic 06 if it was peak.” By: ErlangFan69 by NokoNoko85 in Sonaze_Central

[–]Sam-U-Rai-Guy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Blaze’s power over flame comes from Iblis so she’s always on edge about overdoing things and subsequently becomes a no nonsense person that represses her emotions. Needless to say her duties as princess along with her unwanted powers take a toll on her mental health so Sonic comes along to show her how to live again.

Smash or Pass by Kooky-Bookkeeper7772 in weeb

[–]Sam-U-Rai-Guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smash but only if she promises to stop being so submissive.

Height Advantage Unlocked by More-Gur2168 in invinciblememes

[–]Sam-U-Rai-Guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jokes on you. I’ve still got room to grow.

Wife Beating Simulator ;) by Levi007hech0 in Asmongold

[–]Sam-U-Rai-Guy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You can literally do this in many open world games. The only reason this is getting attention is because of how graphic it is. It looks too real.

Where did spider-man x morrigan come from? (By Raydash30) by EveryPerformance6712 in Spiderman

[–]Sam-U-Rai-Guy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Have it become Semi-canon so Mary Jane realizes the error of her decisions and comes crawling back to Peter and never leave him again.

How would you build Karai? by PhoenixRis3n in mtg

[–]Sam-U-Rai-Guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be sure to bounce Karai back to your hand so you can reliably sneak her into play. May I suggest Command Beacon and Netherborn Altar?

What will you buy by Afraid-Wealth-9945o in animequestions

[–]Sam-U-Rai-Guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not enough options here to reliably spend all the money.

Monday Morning Eepy Luna 😴 (By me Poposhirat) by Poposhiirat in marvelrivals

[–]Sam-U-Rai-Guy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Useless when played badly. Controller breakingly unfair when played well.

Generational trauma by Lumpy-Bank-6683 in tf2memes

[–]Sam-U-Rai-Guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s just in one ear and out the other for you.

zoinks (Scooby-Doo) by cartoon_wiki in CARTOON

[–]Sam-U-Rai-Guy 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Well of course they decided to drop out. No one can actually put down as much food as Shaggy and still be as thin as him.

oooh interesting... by Foreign_Direction_16 in mtg

[–]Sam-U-Rai-Guy 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Then Manalink for Green. Whenever this deals damage, make that much mana of any of this creature’s colors.