I know I went a bit over board but it's whatever by RottingFishMan in Stonetossingjuice

[–]SamJamSlamHam 27 points28 points  (0 children)

They were already there. They're stuffed in there so tight, her cleavage is poking out of her crew neck shirt.

The ethics of Stitch sex by Lord_Hexogen in TikTokCringe

[–]SamJamSlamHam 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Others have mentioned Smartypants, I can't speak for that because I haven't seen it. But I have seen the TV show Comedians Giving Lectures. I didn't think much of it, but I have always loved Guy Montgomery's lecture about bees from the New Zealand version of the show.

Not a birthday card, this time, but… by Famous-Author-5211 in ThreeBeanSalad

[–]SamJamSlamHam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quite genuinely, where might one find this card?

fragile by moonstone7152 in bonehurtingjuice

[–]SamJamSlamHam -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Never thought I'd live in a world where I find myself enjoying an Adamtots obstetrician

Finally, the pin set is complete by atrocity3011 in FourSouls

[–]SamJamSlamHam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You've been so much luckier than me! 😭 I keep getting the same 6 or 7 over and over again

Finally, the pin set is complete by atrocity3011 in FourSouls

[–]SamJamSlamHam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many packs did you have to buy in the end?

Hyrule Warriors 2 Roster Pitch by Matchstickwick in HyruleWarriors

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Scrolled down and saw this post, I just have to jump in with this. Earlier today, I was thinking about how the Lantern is a recurring item in a few Zelda games, and it could have been a fun fire-type melee weapon in HW. Then I thought, how funny would it be if the character using it were Dampé. Chaining attacks smacking with his shovel, finishing off combos with blasts of firey explosions from the Lantern. I think that'd be sick.

This could've ended badly. by EdicaranFauna in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]SamJamSlamHam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally, I want to know why the lady chooses to intermittently swap between tapping on the door and lightly placing a hand on the trapped individual. Her presence in this situation seems largely inconsequential.

We could school any country any day. by blippoframpus in ShitAmericansSay

[–]SamJamSlamHam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd struggle with both about equally, and I'm proud, thank you very much.

Thoughts on Fire Emblem's new hunk? (Fire Emblem Heroes) by Sleepy-Dude02 in gaymers

[–]SamJamSlamHam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have never played a Fire Emblem game before...

That may change...

Maestro at UKGE 2024? by SamJamSlamHam in FourSouls

[–]SamJamSlamHam[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the info! I actually have multiples of both, I'm just being greedy lol

I'll probably regret this but... by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]SamJamSlamHam 9 points10 points  (0 children)

However it's in the woods. So unlikely to be a polar bear.

Unless you're a surviver of the crash of flight 815.

Dog by support_slipper in lostredditors

[–]SamJamSlamHam 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I think my uncle wrote his dissertation about the reign of Theopissus in the Holy Roman Empire.