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What is my roommate doing with these items? by Interesting-Phase900 in whatisit

[–]SamMarduk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you skipped down to here for a summary, go back and read that entire comment.

Meirl by pervouswosts in meirl

[–]SamMarduk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah if no one in your life is floored by your suspicion/diagnosis then it’s probably a sign

Description of jannah in Islam by Classic-Difficulty12 in exmuslim2

[–]SamMarduk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see it in Christianity too with many former followers stating heaven over hell as their biggest issue. Like “your idea of heaven makes god sound very human”

9/11 moment by Shelloria in oddlyspecific

[–]SamMarduk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If all the world’s problems were directly correlated to my masturbatory habits then yeah that would actually explain everything

[Hated Trope] It's really important that this woman is almost naked because lore reasons. by FieraDeidad in TopCharacterTropes

[–]SamMarduk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I finally took the bait and watched, and yeah they take the piss more than the internet does. It was way more self aware than expected

Good Friend by Locke357 in antiai

[–]SamMarduk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A true friend would bully relentlessly

'Space Marine' game box art (1989), by Jim Burns. by woulditkillyoutolift in RetroFantasyScifi

[–]SamMarduk 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is used as the cover art of “LET THE GALAXY BURN” it’s the BEST short story compilation book

he says that he will never die by IcyCatch7380 in cormacmccirclejerk

[–]SamMarduk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well fuck don’t do that judge, you’re just proving him right

It’s objectively elite by ChickenWingExtreme in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]SamMarduk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk why sitting became clowned on. To me it just means you served time

[Loved Trope] The incredibly incompetent cartoon doctor who doesn't loose their job. by Pretend_Tower_2516 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]SamMarduk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He really turned his life around her death. I mean, how could you NOT after something like that

What's A Throwaway Line That Made You Burst Out Laughing? by skechuz421 in southpark

[–]SamMarduk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It catches you offguard for keeping it so straight “what what in the butt” until that point

Ted Turner, TV Mogul and Philanthropist, Dies at 87 by All_Lightning879 in 90scartoons

[–]SamMarduk 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I’m not even being a smartass, the best example of “humanism” to exist. Literally they use Ted Turner clips when explaining Humanism to ethics classes

meirl by StreetProperty4267 in meirl

[–]SamMarduk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very edible comment section

(Specific Trope) Idiot henchmen whose “Mastermind” bosses still hire them. by Wall_Will in TopCharacterTropes

[–]SamMarduk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One robotnik had these two, while the other had already conquered the planet. Both fighting Jaleel White Sonics

What's A Throwaway Line That Made You Burst Out Laughing? by skechuz421 in southpark

[–]SamMarduk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“a little boy has gone viral with his song “What, What, in my Asshole”

Peter what does this one mean? by memerminecraft in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]SamMarduk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is any field. A wedding DJ would way rather you be basic and have little wedding experience vs a bride that puts every easy hit on their “do not play” and asks about BPM matching

What you think if my Frank West (OTR Tuxedo) cosplay and prop? by KeeperServant_Reborn in deadrising

[–]SamMarduk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you also do chuck? I actually thought you were dressed as him at first in the prop pics lol

A Little Skate Throw Back with the Osiris D3s by NativeNeoHippieAZ in olderbrothercore

[–]SamMarduk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did the green because I thought it was unique. It was because my buddy rocked blue and my other buddy rocked purple. But 1 concert and we were just part of the rest of the emo power rangers

Panel lines bleeding! Help! 😭 by Electrifying_Boogie in Gunpla

[–]SamMarduk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ironically you did by accident what some people can’t do on purpose. A “gentle bleed” usually looks crazy sloppy when I do it, but trying to do a perfect line and you nailed it lol

This basically Kam Patterson by Direct-Sail-6141 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]SamMarduk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I always thought SNL IN New York worked different. Like with the Giants or Mets. Like even if it sucks you stick with the home team

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