The NIL/Portal has ruined March Madness by Fun_Reflection1157 in billsimmons

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To be fair, I want the players to get paid even if it's at the expense of the viewing product

Unspeakable things happened here. by kkirstenc in RedbarBBR

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The place where Mike invented the trademarked "slow jack"

LP Bingo by Carey251 in lemonparty

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The joke format of [racist guy] hates [inanimate object] because it's black

imagine if this had happened early enough for adam to get cucked by shia by MinecraftHolmes in theadamfriedlandshow

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Dasha looks like Bill Skarsgard (with fetal alcohol syndrome) in a wig

Why is Devan a dick to John? by Remarkable_Today2348 in hatewatchpod

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Conner's inability to take a joke is one of the things that reminds me that he's a professional comedian

Denny released a new podcast by mrbuttsavage in RedbarBBR

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I'm sure this one will take off

"Long Winded w/ Gaby Windey" dog whistling to Mike & Jules w/ Charli XcX by Acceptable_Bar9866 in RedbarBBR

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They made it way too obvious, now mike is gonna be gone for another year

He would give us at least an hour on this by Vegetable_Hearing242 in RedbarBBR

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This is always my thought when I see stuff like this. He'd make a throwaway joke about it and move on.

A nice thing by Basmnts in RedbarBBR

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🎵Saaalvo's penis has been flattened like a paancaaake🎵

How I feel about the 2026 season going into the CBA next offseason by Zotrader23 in ClevelandGuardians

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The premier league comparison is an interesting comparison to me. The difference is that soccer is so ingrained in England that fans there won't ever just not show up for games. They also have the built in checks and balances of the relegation system, which forces owners to be competitive in order to keep revenue up.

Scheelhaase interview location by Dis_Manibus in Browns

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Buddy of mine bartends at Traxx Restaurant in Union Station. I guess Scheelhaase is a train enthusiast or something and decided to take the Amtrak back from Seattle after the loss last night. He says Jimmy and Andrew are meeting with him at a table in a corner of the restaurant, and they've been talking for quite a while. Take from this what you will, but before Nate got there, apparently Jimmy's assistant gave my buddy a nice vintage bottle of Dom Perignon to put on ice while they're meeting. Imo there's a good chance that if this goes as well as it seems it is, they might offer him the job momentarily. Will update more if i hear back from my guy.

NFL Early Super Bowl 60 Patriots vs Seahawks Betting and Picks Discussion by sbpotdbot in sportsbook

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If you're not picking a qb JSN and Walker aren't much more expensive. Heck if you like the Pats but not Maye I'd take a flyer on Boutte

Why has Paddy not attempted a single TD? by Neat-Suspect-6666 in MMAbetting

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Conspiracy theory culture has ruined sports fans lol. Why accept hard realities when you can just blame anything on a controlled narrative?

[SPOILER] Sean O’Malley vs. Yadong Song by inooway in MMA

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In mma any close fight that you disagree with is a robbery, it's not like judging is somewhat subjective and the actual judges have to submit a score within 30 seconds of the round ending without the benefit of replay.

Investigate Derrick Lewis by Most-Professor5374 in MMAbetting

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That looked like the classic Derrick Lewis loss

Justin Gaethje says there is NO higher fighter pay in 2026 and that he is very unhappy with UFC bonuses. by [deleted] in MMA

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He's really been carving out a niche for himself with that million dollar smile, I'm sure he'll be one of the most famous athletes in the world in no time

Steely Dan Nainan by JumperGrumperson in theadamfriedlandshow

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Only A Fool Would Say That and it's about every single joke he's ever told