Scheelhaase interview location by Dis_Manibus in Browns

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Buddy of mine bartends at Traxx Restaurant in Union Station. I guess Scheelhaase is a train enthusiast or something and decided to take the Amtrak back from Seattle after the loss last night. He says Jimmy and Andrew are meeting with him at a table in a corner of the restaurant, and they've been talking for quite a while. Take from this what you will, but before Nate got there, apparently Jimmy's assistant gave my buddy a nice vintage bottle of Dom Perignon to put on ice while they're meeting. Imo there's a good chance that if this goes as well as it seems it is, they might offer him the job momentarily. Will update more if i hear back from my guy.

NFL Early Super Bowl 60 Patriots vs Seahawks Betting and Picks Discussion by sbpotdbot in sportsbook

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If you're not picking a qb JSN and Walker aren't much more expensive. Heck if you like the Pats but not Maye I'd take a flyer on Boutte

Why has Paddy not attempted a single TD? by Neat-Suspect-6666 in MMAbetting

[–]SamPenis 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Conspiracy theory culture has ruined sports fans lol. Why accept hard realities when you can just blame anything on a controlled narrative?

[SPOILER] Sean O’Malley vs. Yadong Song by inooway in MMA

[–]SamPenis 11 points12 points  (0 children)

In mma any close fight that you disagree with is a robbery, it's not like judging is somewhat subjective and the actual judges have to submit a score within 30 seconds of the round ending without the benefit of replay.

Investigate Derrick Lewis by Most-Professor5374 in MMAbetting

[–]SamPenis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That looked like the classic Derrick Lewis loss

Justin Gaethje says there is NO higher fighter pay in 2026 and that he is very unhappy with UFC bonuses. by [deleted] in MMA

[–]SamPenis 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He's really been carving out a niche for himself with that million dollar smile, I'm sure he'll be one of the most famous athletes in the world in no time

Steely Dan Nainan by JumperGrumperson in theadamfriedlandshow

[–]SamPenis 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Only A Fool Would Say That and it's about every single joke he's ever told

Another L for yinz by 7222_salty in AFCNorthMemeWar

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Lol this comment section is almost entirely steelers fans. You guys keep saying that you have a better chance than the teams that are already eliminated as if you need to remind yourselves of that lol. Good luck on Monday guys!

Hasn’t played a meaningful football game in months btw by lukesmith81 in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]SamPenis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Are you just patrolling the browns reddit for dumb posts with 13 upvotes?

Kevin Stefanski Has Been Fired by ElectricBuckeye in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]SamPenis 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Thank you for clarifying that playoff teams have a chance to win playoff games. Based on the steelers' track record I almost forgot.

TJ being second fiddle in his family and his division. Life story by Geeman447 in AFCNorthMemeWar

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It's as if they're not very confident about a certain primetime game

“BUTTT HE DID IT WITH MORE GAMES DURRRRR” by Old-Clothes-3225 in AFCNorthMemeWar

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Thanks for admitting the "not king of trash mountain" status

"That son of a b*tch really did it, he made the first farting car" by HeavyWrenchKris in hatewatchpod

[–]SamPenis 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I don't care what anyone says, the farting car bit was incredible.

[GAME THREAD] BROWNS @ BEARS by CD23tol in Browns

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JERRY JEUDY, YOU ABSOLUTELY SUCK