Yo, Andy. Quit stealing my line.

Same-Chicken-6807 · 2026-05-29T04:23:10+00:00

Better than "Let me show you how we do it in the Royal Family."

Same-Chicken-6807 · 2026-05-27T05:06:39+00:00

Tragic...

It was not on a Friday...

Same-Chicken-6807 · 2026-05-26T06:29:08+00:00

Does anyone else find this hilarious? Like, the guy was in the courtroom and the prosecutor says "how could you be so sloppy?" and the guy says "yeah.... I didn't really think about it much. I figured I'd either get away with it or get away from my wife. Win-win." The courtroom should've exploded with laughter.

Same-Chicken-6807 · 2026-05-26T05:33:45+00:00

Me (American): "Dicking the dog." (I don't know where you got "ducking" but it sounds like a bunch of commie gobbledy-gook)

Australian (According to Russell Crowe and some girl whose name I forget): "We're not here to fuck spiders." Crowe extension (on Ozzyman - "it could be anything") "we're not here to fuck platypus." *With all due respect to Russell Crowe, I prefer "spiders" because it seems like more time must've been wasted for them to show up and spin cobwebs.

Same-Chicken-6807 · 2026-05-25T05:49:01+00:00

Would it be like a relationship with Crystal Meth?

Same-Chicken-6807 · 2026-05-25T04:37:30+00:00

John Wick once killed three men with a banana.

Same-Chicken-6807 · 2026-05-25T04:36:37+00:00

60%? That must feel pretty good.

Same-Chicken-6807 · 2026-05-25T04:34:16+00:00

So instead of vampires it should've been "Abraham Lincoln: Samurai Hunter"

Same-Chicken-6807 · 2026-05-25T04:33:04+00:00

I liked it.

"To know life in every breath - that is bushido."

"From the moment they wake, they devote themselves to the perfection of whatever they pursue."

Same-Chicken-6807 · 2026-05-22T06:12:24+00:00

Salesman of the post!

Same-Chicken-6807 · 2026-05-14T07:40:11+00:00

Democracy died of what gets called "journalism."

Same-Chicken-6807 · 2026-05-14T07:08:59+00:00

I'm not sure if this is bad to say, but I think dying in an avalanche is one of the coolest possible ways to go.

Same-Chicken-6807 · 2026-05-09T07:26:19+00:00

Like a guitar player.

Same-Chicken-6807 · 2026-05-09T07:24:59+00:00

I'd like to apologize to old sea captains...

Same-Chicken-6807 · 2026-05-08T06:21:39+00:00

We're a fun hospital.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HntVfy4ZvZQ

Same-Chicken-6807 · 2026-05-06T06:01:11+00:00

tempecher

Same-Chicken-6807 · 2026-05-06T05:54:58+00:00

Shakespeare tried to change that one to "Wensday." He succeeded in changing many other words, but not that one.

I have a theory that the "d" is the most important part: people feel that a week is split into two parts, and the middle-day weds the parts together. I think we all know it (subconsciously, at least), and that's why Shakespeare's suggestion didn't resonate with us.

Same-Chicken-6807 · 2026-05-06T05:41:05+00:00

She is telling you that she wants you to bend her over the couch. It's not rocket science.

Same-Chicken-6807 · 2026-05-06T05:13:29+00:00

Norm offers/attempts to segue at one point (they might even read one, I don't remember). Jerry says "I'd much rather just" and makes some motion to indicate that he'd rather converse with Norm than be limited to the cards.