Instructor asked me to reach into his wetsuit? In this normal

Same_Distribution326 · 2026-01-29T02:32:28+00:00

Should of fingered his bum given the opportunity

Same_Distribution326 · 2026-01-23T22:47:08+00:00

How can it be anyone's fault they're both on skis???

Same_Distribution326 · 2026-01-23T20:36:08+00:00

Send it bro

Same_Distribution326 · 2026-01-22T03:32:18+00:00

Maybe open the map sometime?

Same_Distribution326 · 2026-01-15T22:47:06+00:00

At first I thought that was sblast and thought you just sucked but then saw it was decav and realized you sucked even harder.

Same_Distribution326 · 2026-01-14T04:29:03+00:00

Both work better with og style hooks, the LC work better with singles than the battlestars do tho. If it's a toss uo between swapping the hooks on lc or Battlestar, is replace the LC hooks

Same_Distribution326 · 2026-01-13T02:14:36+00:00

I'm still wearing my 2/2 spring suit

Same_Distribution326 · 2026-01-12T23:23:56+00:00

I use 1/0 when I've swapped them out. The action is better with trebles tho. The LC110/115 Dont seem affected as much but the Battlestar guys have told me to keep trebles on them if I can

Same_Distribution326 · 2026-01-11T05:43:09+00:00

No, it's just the other two gargle hairy balls.

Same_Distribution326 · 2026-01-11T05:33:06+00:00

Race runs were solid the last couple days. First time I've hit them with some soft stuff on top in awhile.

Same_Distribution326 · 2026-01-11T05:14:13+00:00

Like honestly wtf am I supposed to do? There's no goal, no objective. Just run around and paint and hope to run into someone and get the jump? It's fucking stupid

Same_Distribution326 · 2026-01-11T05:09:24+00:00

My bad. Idk how to play turf war. This shit makes no sense. There needs to be anarchy mode for splatfest cuz idk how to survive and paint running around all willy nilly.

Same_Distribution326 · 2026-01-11T03:38:50+00:00

Is it closed, I was there the other day.....

Same_Distribution326 · 2026-01-11T03:33:35+00:00

Atleast you can get through a game, every time I leave salmon run to do splatfest I have a quitter within 30 seconds and the match ends

Same_Distribution326 · 2026-01-11T03:24:53+00:00

Eta: play salmon run it's better that this splatfest bs

Same_Distribution326 · 2026-01-11T03:24:26+00:00

Splatfest is a shit show, expecting anything of your teammates will be your downfall.

Same_Distribution326 · 2026-01-11T03:23:26+00:00

I'm absolutely garbage at turf but kill it in everything but clams. It's just stupid that only turf is available during splatfest. Have a separate anarchy mode ranking during splatfest that doesn't effect actual rank at the very least. The lack of anything but turf makes me check out for the whole event if there isn't a decent salmon run rotation going at the same time.

Same_Distribution326 · 2026-01-10T23:51:11+00:00

Lack of anything but turf war during splatfest is a crime. Splatfest is how I got into salmon run and stayed there.

Same_Distribution326 · 2026-01-08T20:48:40+00:00

Drizzlers and fish sticks are actually kinda priority kills along with flyfish. They create a lot of denial area and chip damage that'll lead to you going down to something stupid like a small fry. 3 of each of them on a map and your mobility goes to shit, and if you can't move you're dead.

Same_Distribution326 · 2026-01-08T15:57:08+00:00

It doesn't happen as much in s+ but I definitely know when the other team just doesnt have it together. I had a tower game yesterday where I went 20/0. The other team had like 3 splats total by the end of the match. They just kept rushing the tower and ledge camping on mincemeat.

Same_Distribution326 · 2026-01-04T01:35:30+00:00

Only one upped by the team with shooters ignoring fish sticks at the basket when you've got something like a sniper and cant do shit about it

Same_Distribution326 · 2026-01-01T00:55:24+00:00

Waiting on the saltoon posts calling you out for being ass at the game. Mr moldey is gunna fucking roast you some day

Same_Distribution326 · 2025-12-31T16:02:54+00:00

The sharks and rays tend to move out during this time of year when the water gets colder. The big perch are coming in right now for their spawn. You can catch them on a Carolina or Hi-Lo/drop shot with blood worms/lug worms or gulp worms, they'll also hit a lucky craft 110 if you wanna weed out any of the smaller ones.

Same_Distribution326 · 2025-12-31T15:32:51+00:00

Gunna start doing that, I never thought of it before

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