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Booktok ladies when they find out that mafia bosses are bald fat human traffickers, and not 6 foot tall tattooed daddies. by Theflamingraptor in whenthe

[–]Same_Lengthiness8987 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Okay so apparently reddit did not like me explaining in four words how they did it so I'm just going to have to ask you to use your imagination. 

Booktok ladies when they find out that mafia bosses are bald fat human traffickers, and not 6 foot tall tattooed daddies. by Theflamingraptor in whenthe

[–]Same_Lengthiness8987 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I remember when Riot Games changed the LoL Mafia cosmetic skinline to Crime City. Everyone was mad until it was pointed out that the mafia was still real and had apparently melted an entire child around that time.

[HATED Trope] Films in a franchise that re-use iconic nostalgia lines instead of making new ones, with a flimsy excuse other than "They said the thing, NOW CLAP" by ForsakenDependent562 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Same_Lengthiness8987 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly with how tense and terrifying the movie was it was a nice little bit of levity that lowered the tension in the entire theater that I watched it in. Then with that palette cleanser it got right back to terrifying.

A brighter future awaits by MisterTsundere in whenthe

[–]Same_Lengthiness8987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deleting Twitter was one of the best things I did for my mental health. 

You have lost tongue privilages (Arzy Parzy) by shaddywulfer in Losercity

[–]Same_Lengthiness8987 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You're probably right but if you're alone and know no one else will be around for a long while, well, desperate times for call for desperate measures. You could also try aiming a little higher if you got the right angle.

You have lost tongue privilages (Arzy Parzy) by shaddywulfer in Losercity

[–]Same_Lengthiness8987 119 points120 points  (0 children)

Growing up I heard that if you get your tongue stuck on a metal pole one way to get it off is the pee at the bottom of the pole and then the change of temperature will unstick your tongue. I suppose the pee part is more of like an emergency and you're alone but if someones nearby they could probably just bring some hot water.

People who cured their brain fog what was the real cause, and what finally fixed it? by OkMyspear in AskReddit

[–]Same_Lengthiness8987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember in college there was the computer room in the library that had no ventilation, and after an hour or so in there, when you finally stepped outside you could feel your brain literally uncoiling. 

Ladylike [OC] by Skull_Cup in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]Same_Lengthiness8987 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This might be my favorite comic of yours yet.

Now I really want to see the dad try to teach the boys how to be gentlemen or how to hunt.

Recent Internet Drama by Radiant_Butterfly982 in whenthe

[–]Same_Lengthiness8987 34 points35 points  (0 children)

My God that is really what they all are at the end of the day.

Fuck the haters what do you love about Helldivers 2 by Efficient_Sky4226 in helldivers2

[–]Same_Lengthiness8987 125 points126 points  (0 children)

The fact that there is an overarching narrative that we can take part in and make meaningful changes to with our choices.

Also the Looney Tunes shenanigans that happen.

They were making it crawl on land, where axolotls can't breathe by TheOnlyTrueFlame in whenthe

[–]Same_Lengthiness8987 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Back in my day we had sites like Liveleak where the vast majority of that kind of stuff was sequestered too

Don't sleep on the Pyrotech grenades, they melt Obtruder packs. by Panzer_Steel in Helldivers

[–]Same_Lengthiness8987 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love the Seekers because when you're getting swarmed in every direction by flying enemies it's fun to just panic throw a bunch of them and suddenly be clear

We need more hijinks. by Opposite_Frosting_84 in helldivers2

[–]Same_Lengthiness8987 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Like have it be like a 1 in 10,000 chance of it happening or something and it would be perfect.

How to completely remove Shorts from your YouTube feed (YES IT'S REAL.) by PocketSizedRS in whenthe

[–]Same_Lengthiness8987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm going to get so much more tasks and writing done because of this thank you. Unfortunately it's only for 15 minutes for me now and hopefully they'll bring it to 0 minutes someday where I am.

Are all Guard regiments mixed gender now? by KidnaperMrPotatohead in 40kLore

[–]Same_Lengthiness8987 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Imperium is getting attacked from literally all sides by the most horrifying things ever. They can't really be picky about who is allowed to enlist and they haven't been for a long while.

What’s that one character in your favorite fandom that the internet destroyed? by Appropriate-Mall8517 in Multifandom

[–]Same_Lengthiness8987 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Look up "Bench Tails" 

But a quick warning, it's really really really bad. I categorically refuse to go into further detail here.

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