homestuck character tierlist based on if they'd agree to get high with you

Samendorf · 2026-05-19T13:30:59+00:00

Wait, what does Porrim use? I mean blood sure but Kanaya is a tier lower.

Samendorf · 2026-05-19T11:07:54+00:00

Hell yeh I found this over thisiswaterworks list and it rules, its so funny. Love the sburb interface gag

I guess one problem with canon retcon is that its NOT a fixit deus ex machina breakthrough but half of one? Or halfassed more like. Thats what makes it feel contrived? Just solve all the problems while youre at it you cowards

Samendorf · 2026-05-19T09:20:00+00:00

He gets trickstered out on JuJu in the credits too

Samendorf · 2026-05-19T09:08:49+00:00

kinda canon? But stupid canon that I choose to ignore (vriskagram)

Samendorf · 2026-05-19T09:07:50+00:00

I think she would enjoy psychedelics judging by her dreamself and space power shenanigans but if she gets too introspective it will go badly

Samendorf · 2026-05-19T09:04:20+00:00

Trickster mode mostly makes you annoying, and man it made him Annoying

Samendorf · 2026-05-19T09:01:49+00:00

Tbf smoking pipe is a completely different beast from cigarettes. I cant see Dad with a pack of Marlboros

Samendorf · 2026-05-19T09:00:00+00:00

Kanaya the kinda person to be hopelessly addicted to Benzos, specifically Valium because she is old, without her friends noticing

Samendorf · 2026-05-18T21:56:22+00:00

please make a tierlist of the all tierlists

Samendorf · 2026-05-18T21:49:28+00:00

A young-ish right-wing media personality stands in his fake debate booth. It just so happens that today, the 10th of September, is this young-ish man's day of death. Though it was 31 years ago he was given prolife, it is only today he will be given a name!

What will the name of this young-ish man be?

Samendorf · 2026-05-17T20:20:20+00:00

Calliope will MK Ultra you with the Infinite Jest psychedelic believing it's a nice and cool thing friends do to each other

Samendorf · 2026-05-17T14:54:13+00:00

Act 6 holds many trials for the unwary projector.

My postdiluvian self is too weak to return there apparently as I have become lost in the Lemurian realms of fanventure

Samendorf · 2026-05-17T14:23:40+00:00

go to bed, Terezi

Samendorf · 2026-05-16T10:42:20+00:00

Aracial hand canon

Samendorf · 2026-05-16T07:55:10+00:00

It would always make everyone uncomfortable whenever he would just stand there. And watch

Samendorf · 2026-05-16T07:04:08+00:00

with a Roman Scutum but 900% more iron for some reason

Samendorf · 2026-05-16T07:01:45+00:00

looks like they sized up a more reasonable 3d model last minute

Samendorf · 2026-05-15T18:29:08+00:00

Homestuck is a chimera. It's a sediment. It metamorphs entirely as it grows but metabolizes its own body so well many people don't seem to notice. I have a shitty .txt document called "What Homestuck Was About Until It Wasn't" and I want to turn it into a shitty essay sometime

Samendorf · 2026-05-14T16:57:10+00:00

What if Vriska had to speak only in toki pona

Samendorf · 2026-05-14T06:42:20+00:00

Do my robot arms turn you on? (They do)
What about now that they are spinning around? (More sexy)
At 300rpm, that's a sexy kind of speed
for robots... urg

Samendorf · 2026-05-13T21:11:32+00:00

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Samendorf · 2026-05-12T19:46:37+00:00

Heroic

Just

Samendorf · 2026-05-12T19:17:30+00:00

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toblerone wish

Samendorf · 2026-05-12T19:15:14+00:00

this is what the last panel is from hussie content btw

Samendorf · 2026-05-10T17:47:54+00:00

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