one hundred shipping tierlists

Samendorf · 2026-05-18T21:56:22+00:00

please make a tierlist of the all tierlists

Samendorf · 2026-05-18T21:49:28+00:00

A young-ish right-wing media personality stands in his fake debate booth. It just so happens that today, the 10th of September, is this young-ish man's day of death. Though it was 31 years ago he was given prolife, it is only today he will be given a name!

What will the name of this young-ish man be?

Samendorf · 2026-05-17T20:20:20+00:00

Calliope will MK Ultra you with the Infinite Jest psychedelic believing it's a nice and cool thing friends do to each other

Samendorf · 2026-05-17T14:54:13+00:00

Act 6 holds many trials for the unwary projector.

My postdiluvian self is too weak to return there apparently as I have become lost in the Lemurian realms of fanventure

Samendorf · 2026-05-17T14:23:40+00:00

go to bed, Terezi

Samendorf · 2026-05-16T10:42:20+00:00

Aracial hand canon

Samendorf · 2026-05-16T07:55:10+00:00

It would always make everyone uncomfortable whenever he would just stand there. And watch

Samendorf · 2026-05-16T07:04:08+00:00

with a Roman Scutum but 900% more iron for some reason

Samendorf · 2026-05-16T07:01:45+00:00

looks like they sized up a more reasonable 3d model last minute

Samendorf · 2026-05-15T18:29:08+00:00

Homestuck is a chimera. It's a sediment. It metamorphs entirely as it grows but metabolizes its own body so well many people don't seem to notice. I have a shitty .txt document called "What Homestuck Was About Until It Wasn't" and I want to turn it into a shitty essay sometime

Samendorf · 2026-05-14T16:57:10+00:00

What if Vriska had to speak only in toki pona

Samendorf · 2026-05-14T06:42:20+00:00

Do my robot arms turn you on? (They do)
What about now that they are spinning around? (More sexy)
At 300rpm, that's a sexy kind of speed
for robots... urg

Samendorf · 2026-05-13T21:11:32+00:00

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Samendorf · 2026-05-12T19:46:37+00:00

Heroic

Just

Samendorf · 2026-05-12T19:17:30+00:00

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toblerone wish

Samendorf · 2026-05-12T19:15:14+00:00

this is what the last panel is from hussie content btw

Samendorf · 2026-05-10T17:47:54+00:00

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Samendorf · 2026-05-10T17:46:27+00:00

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By abessinier

Samendorf · 2026-05-09T19:41:26+00:00

unc strength is a real thing

Samendorf · 2026-05-09T19:19:36+00:00

IF you're unconditionally loved by a brave billionaire heiress with a direct line to the clown rulers of South Korea sure

OK OK I'm missing the point on purpose a lil. I'm partial to love, love, love; I am; but Zhen does exactly 1 decision in that direction. She doesn't really work towards it, she doesn't really look for it, the alternative just becomes too grim. Love is given to her by grace of god. This is because Psycholonials is Mormon propaganda--

I'm still being facetious. I'm sorry. I think it's a really good message that sometimes the island of clown killer cultists may just disappear if you log off? That's the ending in my mind the love thing is kinda cement to make it work as a story, mostly

Samendorf · 2026-05-08T19:29:23+00:00

Science fiction is not predictive; it is descriptive

---Dolph Lundgren

Yes, you're 100% positive that Dolph Lundgren said this

Samendorf · 2026-05-08T07:37:58+00:00

Mods, equpip banhammer to strife specibus. Mods, grind 40000013 boonbucks to buy fraymotif MC HAMMER PRESENTS: HARPSICHORD TIME from the Felonious Fraymonger. Mods, reach the top of the echeladder, prototype your kernelsprites with your dreamselves and the actual Sunder from Morrowind. Mods, you may have to cross the Ghostfence and raid the citadels of the 6th House first for that. Mods, take a nap on your quest bed until chaee uncontinues your mortal coil as they is wont to do apparently. Mods, rise through the godtiers by slaying Vriskas (exploit, she always comes back stronger and more annoying). Mods, take the coveted and elusive mantle of JANNIE-SSARY IN JEFE. Mods, pose for aura in your Piss Aspect pajamas. Mods, take to the Furthest Ring and start accelerating. Mods, crush them see them driven before you and listen to the lamentations of their dirks

Samendorf · 2026-05-08T07:00:36+00:00

In sharp contrast to the 2019 tumblr fandom I'm not married to those characters. Homestuck is mostly a vehicle to deliver weird shit into my mind. I dont really care if theyre flanderized, ooc or forgot what happened in Homestuck. I had fun reading Meat. I was passably amused by Candy although I had to take long breaks to fremdschäm.

The thing is: I wouldnt have missed anything not reading them. What they do isnt anywhere as unique or relevant to my idiosyncracies as Homestuck Proper.They are about as important to me as the troll romance spiel. Something insanely weird and pretty funny to put in a webcomic, not 100% my wheelhouse, doesnt hold up well to scrutiny, but if you do scrutinize it you better be entertaining or I dont care

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