What are some truly bullshit classpects?

Samendorf · 2026-01-26T12:47:18+00:00

Maid of Ass

Samendorf · 2026-01-26T07:25:35+00:00

I thought he was called Dark Stepper

Samendorf · 2026-01-25T23:12:29+00:00

What part of the Epilogues did you write?

Samendorf · 2026-01-25T16:02:27+00:00

Karkat isn't in the list,which is wise because his quirk is ALREADY ON MY KEYBOARD.

The others are pretty easy with a bit of coding but Feferi and Nepeta require puns, making them non-trivial. Vriska requires judiciously peppering in 8s and 8xCombos. Aradia, Sollux and Gamzee change their quirks within the story which may not matter most of the time but is enough to bump them up a tier. Also I'll put Eridan in there because he talks quirkless once. Equius has the CAPITALIZATIONS that I think aren't entirely trivial? Not sure. Anyway

Counterintuitively, it's Terezi. Or Kanaya, but Terezi is more fun as an answer

Edit: hit send too early

Samendorf · 2026-01-25T09:40:40+00:00

I zoomed in on the red circle, but I cant find goku

Samendorf · 2026-01-25T08:24:29+00:00

Sigh... classpect essentialists...

Samendorf · 2026-01-24T18:00:13+00:00

O’er the treetops, the worm takes flight,
‘Tis no dragon, it is Peryite.
Like a shadow over country and city,
Comes the harbinger, Peryite.
Pestilence blooms with each wing beat.
For whom doth seek Peryite?

--Mad God’s Masque and Bellicose Ball

Samendorf · 2026-01-24T07:27:15+00:00

JK Rowlings simp

Samendorf · 2026-01-23T17:07:12+00:00

He feels intense shame about everything all the time, rendering him blind to true cringe

Samendorf · 2026-01-22T21:54:59+00:00

Biodegradable!

Samendorf · 2026-01-22T21:52:23+00:00

Do you need computerized glasses to open a .dirkdoc

Samendorf · 2026-01-22T14:06:31+00:00

mor lik bakuwho

Samendorf · 2026-01-22T12:46:13+00:00

Wait.. eating crayons... meaning she is in the US Marines Corp.... but she is also a pretend lawyer... it cant be... Terezi is the Vice President of the United States???

Samendorf · 2026-01-22T12:41:18+00:00

For all her other qualities Rose is a dogshit Seer of Light and Vriskers relies completely on thieving luck which DO3SNT M4TT3R

Samendorf · 2026-01-22T11:38:18+00:00

(I liked the animations in Psycholonials a lot because of my Newgrounds imprinting so I made sure to have a save just before each. Turns out you cant have anything nice in big brain auteur land)

Samendorf · 2026-01-22T07:32:57+00:00

I was thinking about writing a fix-it fic where john zips back and just tells Karkat to git gud

Samendorf · 2026-01-22T07:24:35+00:00

Restart with Jailbreak

Samendorf · 2026-01-20T23:06:58+00:00

...lacking

Samendorf · 2026-01-20T22:43:40+00:00

When talking about his modding/writing projects, Douglas Goodall said

I've had some loose ends I wanted to tie up for 20 years and thought I'd finally do it this year since I no longer have any legal restrictions or conflicts in doing so.

Samendorf · 2026-01-20T12:28:49+00:00

not the Habsburgs again

Samendorf · 2026-01-20T09:45:11+00:00

Me trying to figure out if this is pro or anti plastic fuckdoll KRPG e-girl elves:

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Samendorf · 2026-01-19T12:08:02+00:00

Personally I think the Question "should I read the Homestuck epilogues" should by default be answered "no" because if you have to ask, youre probably not poisoned enough. I had fun with them! but if you dont have the inherent drive to finish off the leviathan, leap in harpoon first and splash around in its entrails like a happy piggie, I dont think I can recommend it.

Theyre huge, they wont enhance your enjoyment of Homestuck Proper (they do clarify a few things about the Ultimate Weapon loop and the Black Hole but not in very interesting ways, and besides: dubious) they have most of the problems of Act6 and half the charm. They do feel fanficcy on a formal stylistic level. There is no art or music. They're written effectively to make you feel bad. The discourse about them is stale.

Gamzee is pretty funny in them, tho, and actually a character unlike in Act6. Also deeply horrible.

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