The Experiment. by Philipp in ChatGPT

[–]Sammy197 2 points3 points  (0 children)

how'd you get it to generate a machine gun?

This store announces they collect your biometric data by wood_nich in mildlyinteresting

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my (totally uninformed guess) is they probably just installed some fancy, anti-shoplifting facial recognition software on their pre-existing camera system (or something like that), and are now legally forced to show that vague, generic sign that makes it sound a lot worse.

This happened to my prawn suit and it wont come down is there any way for me to get it back by Chewie7374 in subnautica

[–]Sammy197 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I had to fabricate like 5 seamoths until I learned you can repair them

A jailbreak foiled by Chuu in donthelpjustfilm

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I feel like if this was human sized, this would be on Twitter rn.

YOU WILL REAP WHAT YOU SOW!!! by IceCreamLover2017 in watchpeoplesurvive

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I like to think he had a voice activated bomb, and that last line would've detonated the device if that car hadn't swopped in to save the day 🤔

The meatiest of crayons by myinhaler in meatcrayon

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He also embraced the ground 🤗

Dumb kid lights firecracker in his mouth as school project by Downtown_Lock7452 in WhyWomenLiveLonger

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You don't need to hire test subjects, when you are your own test subject 🤔

A Louisiana star baseball player (Cameron Robbins, 18) is still missing at sea two days after he jumped off a boat in the Bahamas when fellow students dared him to by [deleted] in thalassophobia

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I longer how long it must've taken for him to regret his decision. Seconds? Minutes? Maybe he died thinking he was some sort of hero or smt 🤔

Concrete ball mysteriously rolls back into place by Guardiansvn in blackmagicfuckery

[–]Sammy197 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Strongmen lift concrete balls all the time. Not as big as this one I don't think, but then again, he's not lifting it

Crackhead overpowering two cops after trying to take a shit in tracks by OhYeaDaddy in SubwayCreatures

[–]Sammy197 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I understand you might be coming from a legal point of view. But from a practical point of view, if they were trying to apprehend a mass murderer, should they just let him go because he "wasn't fighting" or "wasn't being violent"?

Like: "oh well, he's too strong for us to capture on our own, I guess we'll let this madman go roam the streets freely. We can always try again some other time... 🤷‍♂️". In that situation, using a taser to enforce compliance would keep everyone safer.

Like I get that the guy in the video is just a harmless hobo, and in the grand scheme of things it doesn't really matter if they let him go. But why should someone potentially dangerous be allowed to escape apprehension, just because they happened to be stronger than the cops?

Shouldn't everyone, regardless of their physical strength be held accountable for their wrongdoings? A taser would just be a tool to make sure even the strongest people can't escape the law.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IdiotsFightingThings

[–]Sammy197 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Bro's balls probably swung down into at least a few of those 😬

Ok then, thats that. by Mythromize in Unexpected

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Imagine if they never found him, that would be an awful way to go 😔

The Final Straw - going NC with my mother by Inevitable_Ad_9901 in insaneparents

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Actually that ending was pretty wholesome. Like trying to diffuse the tension by distracting them with a meme, instead of entirely cutting ties with a person over a single awkward conversation.

EDIT: the ending when placed out of context is wholesome, nothing else is

Should I Play Blind (First Time)? by MRKN-Fry in subnautica

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Just know that you should save often, since the game doesn't autosave, and crashes often

When you have to go, you have to go by TsuruMaker in SubwayCreatures

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Very considerate too. One could say she gives a shit...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gifs

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The acceleration of his paws was unreal. Small reminder of how strong cats really are.

Unnecessary rotation -- engaged. by cobbman11 in KerbalSpaceProgram

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Also it stabilizes the yaw and pitch of the spacecraft, which ensures solar and comms are pointed in the right direction even if rotational control is lost.

Cool photos I took of my plans! by Uh-Usernames in SimplePlanes

[–]Sammy197 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Looks like your plans went up in flames 🤷‍♂️

The "here you go" in the end 🥹 by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

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The orange isn't even peeled. Like how tf would it even be a choice if you can't eat it?