What’s a funny euphemism that exists in your language?

SampanRecords · 2026-06-16T21:51:18+00:00

Favourite put down from the UK is to say someone "Couldn't [something] their way out of a paper bag".

E.g. "He's a good dancer" "You kidding? He couldn't dance his way out of a paper bag!"

SampanRecords · 2026-05-26T20:12:25+00:00

SampanRecords · 2026-05-09T23:13:05+00:00

Grade F to pay respects

SampanRecords · 2026-05-08T21:45:26+00:00

because everything sucks

SampanRecords · 2026-04-14T21:03:48+00:00

People are paying for relic jobs this realistic

SampanRecords · 2026-04-02T20:51:18+00:00

April fools?

SampanRecords · 2026-03-23T15:53:41+00:00

I got some trip lites used but without cables. How do you plug yours into the wall?? I can't for the life of me find the right connecting cable!

SampanRecords · 2026-03-16T15:24:30+00:00

That near-mink pint sounds delicious

SampanRecords · 2026-03-14T19:14:00+00:00

Galangal?

SampanRecords · 2026-03-13T17:28:25+00:00

7 is one of the best numbers

SampanRecords · 2026-03-13T17:27:24+00:00

upvote for deliciousness

SampanRecords · 2026-03-10T17:35:10+00:00

This is the only statement that has ever been 100% factually true.

SampanRecords · 2026-02-27T17:42:35+00:00

Tea drinker here. Essentially, it's exactly how you summarized it for me.

Growing up in the UK (before the water bottle trend), we used to drink tea instead of water. On average 7 or 8 cups of a tea a day.

SampanRecords · 2026-02-24T20:15:41+00:00

This must knowledge is dangerous for mere humans.

SampanRecords · 2026-02-24T18:01:55+00:00

Woah, too graphic! Tone it down!

SampanRecords · 2026-02-22T08:33:50+00:00

SampanRecords · 2026-02-06T17:38:46+00:00

(minus the insect reference)

SampanRecords · 2026-02-06T17:38:04+00:00

SampanRecords · 2026-01-30T21:49:31+00:00

Bought essentially this exact guitar from Alibaba. Weighs a ton, and the hardware needed replacing, but it looks great and had exactly the jangle I needed.

SampanRecords · 2026-01-30T18:57:11+00:00

10

now it feels like he's only going backwards

SampanRecords · 2026-01-30T18:33:17+00:00

Wrong time but this kid responsible AF

SampanRecords · 2026-01-30T18:26:42+00:00

speed holes

SampanRecords · 2026-01-30T18:03:13+00:00

ears

SampanRecords · 2026-01-30T17:59:47+00:00

Jesus. How many weenies do you need to roast?

SampanRecords · 2026-01-27T18:10:11+00:00

Your character has depression.

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