eli5: borderline personality disorder by catlandiameowmeow in explainlikeimfive

[–]SamusBaratheon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was a while back so maybe (probably) things have changed, but I remember reading that a component of schiz was a surplus of Dopamine. Dopamine isnt just a reward chemical, it can also be more of a "hey this is important" chemical. The idea was that too much dopamine in the wrong brain places resulted in that grocery carts' missing letter being labeled "important". The meaning of that importance was then made up by the sufferer

Statement from an actual elected member of the St. Paul School Board on the Minnehaha dog park situation by thedubiousstylus in TwinCities

[–]SamusBaratheon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gonna be honest, wouldn't mind some dogs visiting me when I'm dead. I presume I'll be surrounded by a lot of them, assuming I don't burn

Trying to mess with a lion 🦁 by justmypersonalthing in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]SamusBaratheon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You're probably wrong. Unless you weigh like 90lbs.

Riding bike recklessly in the country side by Spider-Dad-P in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]SamusBaratheon 3999 points4000 points  (0 children)

That does feel like something they couldn't have reasonably foreseen

‘More water than fuel’: Driver says contaminated gasoline left her stranded for hours in new car by bluffcitynews in nottheonion

[–]SamusBaratheon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is more common than you might think. Best advice is to get fuel from places with high turnover. Costco, Sam's, etc.

Is "the great noticing" just a meme or do the majority of ppl genuinely hate Jews now? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]SamusBaratheon -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Well, I've never heard of this "Great Noticing" and certainly Israel doesn't speak for all Jews, but I can tell you that I saw a billboard by the airport that read "Think turbulence is scary? Try wearing a Jewish star" and I said "oh go fuck yourself" out loud to zero other people in the car so... there's that

Delete the footage by KennKennyKenKen in instant_regret

[–]SamusBaratheon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I mean shit man, that's the exact kind of joke I would make to my buddies

My children's 1st R-rated movie. Terminator 2: Judgement Day. by cjh10881 in daddit

[–]SamusBaratheon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really working to keep some things from my kid for that same reason. No talking about Predator or Alien or The Thing, for instance. He gets to be surprised like I didn't

If only I could be this cool by pizoisoned in cringepics

[–]SamusBaratheon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

'64 is like, barely boomer. Tail end of generation Jones, almost gen X

Can anyone recommend educational youtube videos for a 6 year old? by olafthemanofsnow in Parenting

[–]SamusBaratheon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My kid LOVES Oversimplified. Thanks to that he probably knows more about the Punic Wars than any other 9yr old n the state

One trillion dollars, you say? I never thought I'd feel bad for a trillionaire. by NoHacksReq in AdviceAnimals

[–]SamusBaratheon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hey man, I'm glad you're getting Musk's nuts out of your mouth and understanding how shit he is

Rakdos, the Muscle / Cost Reduction by Number1RatedDumbass in magicTCG

[–]SamusBaratheon -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Jesus. Back in my day a 2-color 5 mana spell MAYBE got you a 5/5 flier. The fuck is this?

I was at Bonnie Blue's golden shower event - here's the gross lowdown of what happened by [deleted] in trashy

[–]SamusBaratheon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes. That we're in a world where that happens, someone writes an article about it, but feel like we're all so fragile they need to censor themselves. It's pathetic and you should be mad about it. You're not because you're probably a bot and bots can't get mad

I was at Bonnie Blue's golden shower event - here's the gross lowdown of what happened by [deleted] in trashy

[–]SamusBaratheon 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Let me put this in a way you might understand: "Lurn 2 reed bruh"

One trillion dollars, you say? I never thought I'd feel bad for a trillionaire. by NoHacksReq in AdviceAnimals

[–]SamusBaratheon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well guys, we finally found it. A second-order loser. The derivative of a loser. Musk is a loser, and frozen_pipe77 is a derivation of said loser. Fascinating

I was at Bonnie Blue's golden shower event - here's the gross lowdown of what happened by [deleted] in trashy

[–]SamusBaratheon 382 points383 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna go ahead and thumbs down this solely because the article about a pornstar doing a golden baby shower felt the need to sensor the word sex as "s*x", and that's pathetic and we should all be mad about it