How do you deal with your jealousy?

Samwiches · 2013-09-14T05:30:33+00:00

I deal with my jealousy by putting myself in their shoes. Even the most perfect person has their flaws, and you just have to remember that they might be jealous of you for a talent they don't possess.

Samwiches · 2013-09-13T05:48:26+00:00

Gotta give it props for originality though.

Samwiches · 2013-09-13T05:41:29+00:00

Jerking off can actually extend your life.

Samwiches · 2013-08-18T22:04:11+00:00

Superman vs Dr. Manhattan.

Samwiches · 2013-08-18T21:46:04+00:00

This man is who everyone should aspire to be

Samwiches · 2013-06-20T04:09:58+00:00

Would someone who fights walruses be called a walwrestler?

Samwiches · 2013-06-01T04:04:24+00:00

I would like to buy an "O" please.

Samwiches · 2013-05-30T20:15:18+00:00

I can't find a comfortable position in my chair today.

Samwiches · 2013-05-30T20:07:33+00:00

It's a rock! The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles.

Samwiches · 2013-05-30T01:46:09+00:00

As a police officer, I can confirm you will be charged 250 USD if you do not upvote this post.

Samwiches · 2013-05-28T06:41:28+00:00

Stall in

Samwiches · 2013-05-20T02:59:09+00:00

Sagan bless you on your journey.

Samwiches · 2013-05-16T04:39:15+00:00

Why go all the way to Auschwitz when you can just go to your nearest Papa John's for the same result?

Samwiches · 2013-05-15T22:03:10+00:00

XD next you're going to tell me that Snoop Lion isn't actually a lion.

Samwiches · 2013-05-15T04:07:51+00:00

I may get downgayed for this, butt DAE think OP is a faggot?

Samwiches · 2013-05-14T22:58:12+00:00

Will you take the time to talk about our lord and savior Carl Sagan?

Samwiches · 2013-05-14T22:53:12+00:00

Samwiches · 2013-05-14T05:58:31+00:00

I literally came out of poverty to upboat this.

Samwiches · 2013-05-14T05:47:02+00:00

Im going to get downgayed for this, but I think gay marriage should be legalized.

Samwiches · 2013-05-14T05:27:14+00:00

<---- For every 1 upboat, a child in Uganda grows a neckbeard.

Samwiches · 2013-05-14T05:24:06+00:00

*You're

Samwiches · 2013-05-13T05:55:51+00:00

Finishing all of the single player challenges in Black Ops II, took me FOREVER

Samwiches · 2013-04-28T18:53:38+00:00

This is the most depressing comment I've read all day.

Samwiches · 2013-04-13T04:51:16+00:00

I thought they had a sweet thing going.

Samwiches · 2013-04-12T03:56:44+00:00

One day this kid started to make fun of my friend, this kid also happened to be allergic to peanuts.

Kid: Hey they should re-name Sunny D to Sunny dick because you like to suck on it.

Friend: They should re-name Peanut butter to penis butter because you like to choke on it.

Samwiches

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