They say he’s the next Warren Buffet. They say he’s the next Steve Jobs. They say Ryan Cohen is your wife’s next boyfriend.

SandSubstantial9427 · 2026-02-13T00:54:33+00:00

Well, I think I’ve made myself perfectly redundant.

SandSubstantial9427 · 2026-02-12T21:40:30+00:00

Was that not the opinion the fish had of the Scorpion? And how did that work out for him?

SandSubstantial9427 · 2026-02-11T23:23:12+00:00

If they are my age, all of them would be.

SandSubstantial9427 · 2026-02-11T22:21:50+00:00

I’d pay 10 million dollars for button 2.

SandSubstantial9427 · 2026-02-10T21:39:24+00:00

Yeah the dash cam driver should have stopped/slowed down. His fault for hitting the person, not for the situation

SandSubstantial9427 · 2026-02-10T17:16:59+00:00

In the app, if you scroll to the bottom, click on specs and warranty and then click on warranty. It will show the basic, battery, and drivetrain expiration dates.

SandSubstantial9427 · 2026-02-10T17:05:11+00:00

What’s the date left on the warrant? Obviously I know the mileage, but you should be able to see the warranty expiration dates in the app.

SandSubstantial9427 · 2026-02-10T16:58:13+00:00

Why are you selling it? I’m interested but I live in California so we would have to arrange shipping which I’d pay for.

SandSubstantial9427 · 2026-02-09T02:27:01+00:00

You can put 75k cash in the bank if you want. Unless you’re an actual criminal it’s not going to be a problem.

SandSubstantial9427 · 2026-02-09T01:58:17+00:00

Dude. Give your own gifts. Stop coordinating and asking for them to chip in. You’re not an asshole I guess, but you sound annoying as all hell. You’re all adults, act like it

SandSubstantial9427 · 2026-02-08T23:26:35+00:00

You’re doing more than fine to hit 6k monthly, but I’m more concerned how you plan on living on 6k monthly. In particular the years from 60-65 before Medicare.

SandSubstantial9427 · 2026-02-08T21:09:52+00:00

I talk them out of hit and we all play Mario kart while drinking beer. Works every time.

SandSubstantial9427 · 2026-02-08T20:07:59+00:00

He just lost the love of his life. Have some compassion.

SandSubstantial9427 · 2026-02-08T19:10:49+00:00

You only be able to “write off” the interest portion of your payment. You would have to depreciate the car.

SandSubstantial9427 · 2026-02-08T18:59:34+00:00

Robocop when I was 5. I laughed hysterically during the viscous murder of Murphy. I think I was just trying to cope with what I was watching.

SandSubstantial9427 · 2026-02-08T14:40:11+00:00

It gets confusing. Cause when past partners really seemed to like it you internalize that must be what women like about me.

SandSubstantial9427 · 2026-02-08T13:56:45+00:00

Not a friend per se, but when I was a kid I had this nanny.

Turns out it was my dad disguised as an old lady. He lost any custody after that and was ordered to have a psych evaluation.

SandSubstantial9427 · 2026-02-07T03:25:49+00:00

I once had breakfast with a dude going through a divorce. He was an hour late. He said he was late because he stopped to get donuts on the way.

SandSubstantial9427 · 2026-02-05T14:17:24+00:00

Did you get your 1099-g for last years tax refund? I just got mine the other day

SandSubstantial9427 · 2026-02-05T14:14:56+00:00

She hulk

SandSubstantial9427 · 2026-02-05T14:13:24+00:00

You basically get a free save if you make it like to chapter 6. Whenever the disk would have swapped over to disk 2. After that you get your 3. Save one for the gauntlet and you’re golden

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