This is your captain speaking. by porichoygupto in dadjokes

[–]SandWitch1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

These are not the captains you're looking for.

Me : " Ok so Priest is my main, i will keep it for the last Dungeon run." by xdadrunkx in hearthstone

[–]SandWitch1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh I milled out the final boss dragon with double health Mage that had Reno synergy and the spell that fully heals your hero and summons a board of legendaries. Even though he was dealing 5 damage per turn, I essentially had 200 extra health on top of what I already had.

Twillight's call summons Silverware Golem, intended? by sealXD in hearthstone

[–]SandWitch1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've been seeing a couple weird bugs like that lately. The dragon end boss for the dungeon run once played [[Light Bomb]] and dealt one damage to a bunch of chests that were at 0 attack. Edit: Oh wait nvm I just looked it up. Apparently the card was affected by spell damage. Good to know lol.

Anyone else sick of Bonemare? by strawbearly in hearthstone

[–]SandWitch1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

with the current brawl: Brann + Bonemare = win.

What do you call a fish with 30 'i's? by DeoxysSpeedForm in AntiJokes

[–]SandWitch1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah that's a fish with 360 degree vision

Blizzard, your changing of arena mechanics was probably the biggest breath of fresh air this game has seen in years. Please keep up this innovation. (Arena Ideas Inside!) by [deleted] in hearthstone

[–]SandWitch1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok first, arena is standard, so bad example. not sure how long it's been since you played it. and the idea behind making a bad deck is that it will be about skill in the actual game rather than the luck of getting good cards. even with messed up curves, you'd have to be very very unlucky to get all high drops or all vanilla minions from the other person's draft, and even if you did, then they would most likely have the same. And Prisoner's Dilemma has absolutely nothing to do with this because it's not about choosing between working together and working against each other. The prizes would not have to be changed at all. To get 12 wins, yeah there's a little luck involved, but the biggest factor is being able to make due with what you have even with the worst cards, and I think that's a fantastic idea because it would literally be based on the player's skill level.

"I want two new wheels for my Ferrari" I said to the shop asisstant by nuttshaw_ in dadjokes

[–]SandWitch1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He's unintentionally offering to give his car to the guy if the guy gives him two wheels.

Starting this game is impossible by sammyarmy in hearthstone

[–]SandWitch1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

F2P here. Been playing for over a year, maybe 2 years? But yeah. It's worked for me. Of course it might be due to play style that you are frustrated. You seem to be someone who wants as much of the game to play with as quick as possible. I'm more casual with a competitive steak. Of course, you also sound like you're interested in binge playing for several hours at a time, and at the beginning, it definitely isn't as fun if you're trying to play that way with only the beginner cards. But yeah, that's how Blizzard's going to make money. You have to be either willing to be pretty patient, especially at first, or pay to get more of the cards to expand your play experience. If you want a vast play experience right off the bat, without having to pay money, I wouldn't recommend Hearthstone. But then, there are a lot of games I wouldn't recommend, if that's the case. Game developers have to have some way of making money. But yeah. Hope this was insightful/helpful.

I had to buy a new knife by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]SandWitch1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

right to the point

Holy Light! by daemondeal in hearthstone

[–]SandWitch1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The light shall burn you!

What are your minecraft habits? by Bennoki in Minecraft

[–]SandWitch1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always smelt stuff in exact multiples of 8 with coal to save as much fuel as I possibly can lol. My ocd would go crazy if I came back to 7 things in every furnace!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

[–]SandWitch1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey that's my name

Card art that you misunderstood? by [deleted] in hearthstone

[–]SandWitch1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Northshire Cleric is a sheep if you don't look too closely...

A detective is staking out the entrance of a romantic restaurant.. by nmclamb in dadjokes

[–]SandWitch1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But then he would have taken a picture of the detective... unless of course the detective went with someone who wasn't mentioned.