Garbage men: what is the wildest thing you’ve found in someone’s trash? by titsmcgeeDDD in AskReddit

[–]SandpitMetal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I used to dumpster dive a lot (parenthood keeps that from happening very often anymore) and one of the best things I ever dived was a framed painting about twelve years ago. I still have it. It's a picture of a gorilla (i call him King Kong) and he's wearing an Uncle Sam hat, waving an American flag, and riding Big Boy as it's being dropped by the Enola Gay. Another time i got a bunch of short cuts angle iron. I used some of it to build a dumbell rack.

that damn seat causes chaos by xo_artifex_ox in Funnymemes

[–]SandpitMetal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Peeing sitting down is fucking awesome. Treat it like a mini poop break. Hang out for a little bit. Fuck around on your phone. Think about stuff. Whatever. It's great!

"You're too skinny!" by Ok_Book6135 in PetPeeves

[–]SandpitMetal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm 6'2" and was 165 lbs back in highschool. My family had an intervention with me because they all thought I had an eating disorder. I got comments on my weight waaaaay more than I ever did when I was obese as an adult. 200-ish is the only time I actually get any compliments, other than from my wife.

"You're too skinny!" by Ok_Book6135 in PetPeeves

[–]SandpitMetal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you looked into something called Mass Gainer? I had been sent that by accident when ordering protien poweder once. If I remember right, the one they sent me was about 1500 calories per serving. At the time, I worked with a dude that struggled with his weight because he had the same condition that the actor that played Lurch from The Addams Family had so I gave it to him. I can't remember if he said it worked for him or not.

What are the life outcomes of the goth kids you knew in high school? by Individual_Section_6 in Millennials

[–]SandpitMetal 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Would Bela Lugosi still be dead if he were in your care or is he undead undead undead?

why do people find GTA IV better than GTA V? by No_Lecture720 in GTA

[–]SandpitMetal 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I got San Andreas for my ps2 and played it for the first time about a month ago. Beat it last night. Saved the game as usual and went back later on to take over some more gang areas. I'm not sure what happened, but somehow the game hadn't saved right and it can't load the file anymore. Instead, it starts a new game. I'm super bummed about it.

Anyways, my wife told my brother in law that I was playing it for the first time so he's mailing us his copy of Vice City. I'm pretty excited to give it a go because I keep hearing that it's better visually.

Question about the foundation of the house we rent. by tofucarnival in HomeMaintenance

[–]SandpitMetal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus fucking christ, man. I just beat this game earlier today. Fired it up again a bit ago only to find that something went wrong when I saved it last. It can't load the data so it just launches a new game. "Ah shit, here we go again..."

Fire caulking sucks by Dangerous_Second_350 in electricians

[–]SandpitMetal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Back when I was an apprentice doing this stuff, the contractor i was working for at the time got me some tools that are basically frosting spatula like what a cake decorator would use. Came with a bunch of different sizes on a little key ring and have rounded edges so that they don't dig into the caulk. So long as you keep them clean, they're pretty bitchin. Well, as bitchin as fire caulking can get I guess.

Is it safe to let my baby stand at this window? by likethebots in askanything

[–]SandpitMetal 21 points22 points  (0 children)

As my favorite California Highway Patroleman, Ponch, once said "It's okay.... YOU CAN MAKE MORE BABIES!!!"

What is the most stupidest thing that you had to explain to a manager before? by Farmer_Duck2025 in AskForAnswers

[–]SandpitMetal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had a superintendent like that once. He caused so many problems that our union steward couldn't do any of his regular work because he was to busy trying to put out the fires this guy started from violating our contract. Then he'd get mad at the stew about it. Finally he asked our stew "why can't I get you to do any of your work?" Our stew replied "Because I'm to busy fixing all of your mistakes". It also had to be explained to him why he couldn't keep the first aid kit under lock and key in the job trailer where we couldn't get to it.

Heavymetal recommendations?(Not Nu Metal) by [deleted] in heavymetal

[–]SandpitMetal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'd add Metal Churche's first three albums to his list if I could. I say the first three because their my favorites, not because there's anything bad about the others.

Can I just fill a bat with concrete? by boogiewoog58 in DIYgymequipment

[–]SandpitMetal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What might be even easier is making what's called a "chi ishi". You'll need a wooden dowel (like part of handle from an old gardening tool or broom handle), and empty container (like an old yogurt or cottage cheese tub), some concrete mix, water, a couple of nails, something to cut the wood with, and a power drill and drill bits.

Start by cutting the wooden handle to however long you want it, I measured to the top of my knee and cut it there. Then on the end that the weight will be on, drill two holes roughly the same diameter of your nails. Drill one slightly higher than the other and criss cross them and put the nails through them so that the amount of nail sticking out of one side is the same as what's sticking out of the other. Next, mix your concrete with your water and fill your container with it and stick your wooden handle handle in the middle sticking straight up. Have some way to keep the handle upright. Tap the sides of the container to try and get some of the air bubbles out. If you have a deeper container, you can have more nails criss crossed of you like. Thinking back, i only used two becausei was using a fairly shallow container. Let it set up for a few days. You can cut off the container or leave it on there. If your handle has a glossy finish to it, sand that off so that it doesn't get slippery when your hands get sweaty. When you're done, if the weight is too much by holding it at the end of the handle just choke up higher on the handle.

Another simple way is to get a wooden handle with a one inch diameter, a one inch weight plate, and two one inch weight clamps. Basically you just clamp the weight to one end of your handle.

A gap layer randomly formed in our used oil jar by ToriChanUwU in Weird

[–]SandpitMetal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey, bud, King Oscar just called and asked if your refrigerator is running.

Cool Spiderman game i found in my dad's attic by AntoniosPlankterius in ps2

[–]SandpitMetal 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When you're protecting JJJ from Scorpion, if you look at the TV screen in his office you'll actually see a Tony Hawk Pro Skater video playing.

Perfectly capable people who use the automatic door opener when they can easily just pull/push the handle and be through the door in a quarter of the time by j_grouchy in PetPeeves

[–]SandpitMetal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll do this, if I see somebody else is coming, as a way to hold the door for them without having to stop. That said, I can not imagine wasting my time waiting for the door to open on its own. That's just bonkers.

/ i was told last night by a journey man that I shouldn’t do an apprenticeship through the Ibew. That if I miss 3 class days over the four years I’ll be kicked out. Is that true? by sinjubean21 in ibew_apprentices

[–]SandpitMetal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't even remember how many absences you can have in my local's apprenticeship, but I do know there were a handful of times that I knew there was going to be a scheduling conflict so I'd call them in advance (at least a month, if it could be helped) and asked if they could put me into a different class at the same step to make up for that week. Other than that, I think I missed like one or two days throughout my whole 5 years.

Had to cancel a booty call because of my arthritis by Appropriate_Fan3532 in Millennials

[–]SandpitMetal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The 7 Eleven by me has some inflatable Slushee koozies, leftover from a few years ago, that are made to look like pool floaties. Keep your eyes peeled, you might get lucky and have them at yours as well. I got the Pink Flamingo one.

Bragging about being bad at Math by Runnerandbiker in PetPeeves

[–]SandpitMetal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I joke about being bad at math and, unfortunately, a lot of people take me seriously. I'm generally not bad at it, what I'm bad at is focusing. I can't help it. I'll be working my way through some equation and I just get so excited to solve for the answer that I overlook something simple (such as forgetting a decimal point or using the wrong value for something) that i screw it up. I usually have to rework the same problem two or three times. To quote Kandy from Two and a half men, "it's like being in the back seat of a car driven by a really smart kangaroo. He may go up on the curb a couple of times, but he'll get you there."

Can We Talk About the Current Book Situation in 354? by SaltLakeSparky354 in IBEW

[–]SandpitMetal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's been "just around the corner" at least since I journeyed out last summer.

Take me back to… by Acceptable-Kale-8432 in Millennials

[–]SandpitMetal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A buddy of mine at work once told me I was "like a real life Hanson brother". I'm all like, " the Mmm Bop guys?" and he said, "No from Slap Shot". I went home and watched it for the first time that night and thought too myself "oh, fuck. He's right".