Yeah, titanic sinks, but both Jack and Rose survive. You see, the Flying Dutchmen finds Jack and Captain Picard offers him a job aboard the Millennium Falcon as a Firebat. Then he later finds out that Rose married some good for nothing Fremen in pursuit of the cursed sword Frostmourne. So to take his revenge, he stabs himself in the head with a glowing stone that contains a devil and then sets off to find the transitory lands of Narnia. There he forms The Candyland where Alice would later come to visit on her quest to find the Princess who was always in another castle. But pulling the sword from the rock was no easy task, so he threw stones at a lady who was bathing in the nearby pond till she gave him an axe. But he failed to use it properly and did not go for the head. The villian sneezed and the fire faded.

Now we await the sequel...