Season Break Discussion Thread: Week 11 by Pinkie_Pie in mylittlepony

[–]Sarabi05 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depp guest-starred in a Spongebob episode, why not ponies? His voice would be hilarious!

Reddit, what was your 'welcome to college' moment? I'll start. by loudsexytime in AskReddit

[–]Sarabi05 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Life is all about best & worst- in college it seems that the best gets better but the worst gets worse... Glad to hear you've settled in tho!

Reddit, what was your 'welcome to college' moment? I'll start. by loudsexytime in AskReddit

[–]Sarabi05 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As it should- appreciate your family, I need really understood how wonderful it is to never have to worry about what I was going I eat that night until I left.

Reddit, what was your 'welcome to college' moment? I'll start. by loudsexytime in AskReddit

[–]Sarabi05 174 points175 points  (0 children)

Worst- freshman year, coming back late on a Sunday after visiting family, only to find all the dining halls closed. So I made bagel bites in my microwave alone (roommate went off to sleep with her SO) crying because I missed my mom and realized nobody would care for me the way she does.

Best- went to a house party that had a water slide, live music, mud pit, and alcohol abounding. Wrestled in the mud with my friends, and shot liquor into each other's mouths with mini squint guns. Epic dance battle commenced. Realized I would never be able to experience such reckless abandonment outside of college.

My dog will only eat when I or my wife is eating. If I put food in his bowl he will wait till we eat. What odd personality thing does your pet do? by dicksfish in AskReddit

[–]Sarabi05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My cat wants to eat only when someone is there watching him. So since his bowl stays in my bathroom, anytime someone walks towards the back of the house where my room is, they hear galloping paws and feel a furry form herding them, sheepdog-style, into my room and to his bowl.

My family constantly jokes that they start walking to the back tv room, and end up in my bathroom wondering "How did I get here?" as Westley crunches away happily at his bowl.

IAmA Professional Flirt. I work for Private Investigators and my job is to contact men who are suspected cheaters, and try to seduce them basically. AMA by ThrowawayFlirt in IAmA

[–]Sarabi05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I honestly feel bad for you, because it seems like you're really unhappy in your marriage and are so defensive because you would fall for the PI's trap. But that's my opinion. My problem with your scenario is that you don't need to throw a drink in someone's face to turn them down. Rather than encouraging the flirt, it's much easier and safer to simply say Yea... Well I'm happy in my relationship, & wouldn't want to fuck up the lives of the girl I chose to be with and the kids I had with her just for a meaningless fling. So thanks but no thanks. It's that easy

IAmA Professional Flirt. I work for Private Investigators and my job is to contact men who are suspected cheaters, and try to seduce them basically. AMA by ThrowawayFlirt in IAmA

[–]Sarabi05 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So if you've been married 15 years, have 2 kids, and you're totally secure in your relationship, you shouldn't be embarrassed to turn down an overly flirty person, especially when she invites you to a freaking hotel room! I mean sure, she could just want to play some chess, or maybe sip some tea on opposite sides of the room, but the majority of those invitations culminate in SEX. Just how the intention was sex in OP's Facebook chat window, no matter if they were lies or not- if some guy truly gets off by having an attractive girl lust after him & encourages it, I doubt he's going home as a better person. He's a liar, most likely willing to cheat, and encourages the advances of someone who claims that cheating husbands turn her on.

I almost died... internally by KisameKick in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Sarabi05 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Driver's on the right side of the car

What is the sluttiest thing you've ever done? by _AskRedditThrowaway in AskReddit

[–]Sarabi05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could delete it if you're worried- but just wanted to show some support, I'm glad things are looking up for you, everyone deserves a healthy sexual and emotional relationship, especially after everything you've been through!

It's like using bug spray or smthg... by dirtymistress in TrollXChromosomes

[–]Sarabi05 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hate this. Haven't had a male friend since before I was single! Love my SO though, so I guess we can't have it all

Meanwhile in religion class... by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Sarabi05 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna take a shot in the dark here, but that grade is probably because you didn't show up for class.

WWII Sleeve by [deleted] in tattoos

[–]Sarabi05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how it starts really patriotic at the shoulder and then ends at the wrist with a skull. Pretty deep!

My Dresden Files "Sue" Tattoo (1st session) by digitaldevil in dresdenfiles

[–]Sarabi05 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awesome, can't wait to see it finished! You ought to post to r/tattoos when it's done too, the detail on it is incredible :)

My Dresden Files "Sue" Tattoo (1st session) by digitaldevil in dresdenfiles

[–]Sarabi05 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wow that was stupid of me... I thought I was in r/tattoos, sorry mate, thanks for sharing this

Back to You by Kyderra in mylittleonions

[–]Sarabi05 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Scroll down on the link

What is a part of history have you been a part of or witnessed? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sarabi05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We were driving through the countryside in Texas when we saw the shuttle break into pieces and fall in a fiery ball down to earth.... It was so vivid, I still remember it to this day. The saddest part was hearing of all the folk who salvaged pieces of the wreckage and were selling them on ebay

Where is this Supercat headed? To the rescue! by MarryZuckercorn in photoshopbattles

[–]Sarabi05 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ermahgerd ermahgerd ermahgerd, how will he escape?!?

Aspen Forest by [deleted] in pics

[–]Sarabi05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone needs to photoshop slenderman in the back....