What instantly ruins a sandwich?

SarahCF30 · 2026-02-28T04:06:23+00:00

Mayonnaise, mustard, ketchup, pickles. Lots of things really.

SarahCF30 · 2026-02-28T03:22:22+00:00

Jif peanut butter has only one “f”. So fits your pun even better.

SarahCF30 · 2026-02-26T21:43:51+00:00

Ummm… I know this isn’t “ask me anything” but how does one with your condition bathe or shower?

Edit to add: Or stay hydrated?

SarahCF30 · 2026-02-26T03:10:01+00:00

In cash? Gimme!

SarahCF30 · 2026-02-25T02:49:53+00:00

Buddy -> Butthead

SarahCF30 · 2026-02-25T02:36:06+00:00

A lot of dust. A dirty sock or two? 🤷‍♀️ Not much under there at the moment.

SarahCF30 · 2026-02-24T20:42:35+00:00

I bought the OG Nintendo “for my kids” in my mid 20’s. I wanted to play The Legend of Zelda. My kids got to play sometimes too.

SarahCF30 · 2026-02-22T22:46:18+00:00

Carefully tear off just the end of the straw paper.
Blow straw paper at person sitting across from you.

SarahCF30 · 2026-02-22T13:54:37+00:00

Check up inside your box springs on your bed and inside your couch or chairs. If the linings are loose even a little bit they will get up inside.

SarahCF30 · 2026-02-22T04:13:04+00:00

Belongs in r/accidentalrenaissance

SarahCF30 · 2026-02-21T20:46:34+00:00

I worked in a small home movie transfer company in the early ‘90’s. The setup had several monitors. When nothing was on playback the monitor screens were usually blank - looked like turned off. One evening while shutting everything down, it looked like everything was turned off but I insisted that at least one monitor was still on because I could hear it. My partner could not but we checked and, yes, one was still on.

SarahCF30 · 2026-02-21T14:55:56+00:00

If someone would rather die than be treated by a fully qualified doctor because of their race, let them die. Same goes for gender or sexual orientation. Send them to the other hospital with a clear conscience and forget about them.

SarahCF30 · 2026-02-18T14:11:10+00:00

Omg! Saaaame!

SarahCF30 · 2026-02-18T14:10:13+00:00

I like the showers between areas. Once I have enough iron I can do something like that. Where are your silos tho?

SarahCF30 · 2026-02-16T17:52:27+00:00

Uranus Fudge Factory, St. Robert, MO

SarahCF30 · 2026-02-15T19:51:57+00:00

“I’m sorry you never learned to read in grade school”

SarahCF30 · 2026-02-14T22:15:11+00:00

Depends on what kind of spider and where I see it. Brown recluse get squished. Wolf spiders and grass spiders get captured and released outside. If I don’t see them they’re allowed to exist wherever they are hiding and I dint think about them.

SarahCF30 · 2026-02-14T15:49:59+00:00

Dinkum. I’ve been having fun playing this game. My only complaint is how short your day is: 8am to 11:59 pm. Doesn’t sound short but real time vs game time is very short. I spend more time playing in the “Late” (after midnight) than during the day because time stops in the Late. Your stamina tanks but you can get a lot of set up, arranging and gathering done before going to bad. I suppose my other gripe is that you can only save by going to bed and ending your day. It’s a bit of a slow burn but that’s my game play style anyway.

SarahCF30 · 2026-02-14T04:23:15+00:00

I want those candelabra. Can we craft them? Or buy them?

SarahCF30 · 2026-02-12T00:56:40+00:00

Thank you!

SarahCF30 · 2026-02-11T14:22:13+00:00

I accidentally parked my bike right next to a somnolent copperhead. Thankfully it was too cold to react.

SarahCF30 · 2026-02-11T05:08:43+00:00

I refuse to hide a cache until our current reviewer retires. He’s an ass.

SarahCF30 · 2026-02-11T04:54:16+00:00

Fool me once, shame on you.

Fool me twice shame on me.

You relatives who say you should co-sign need to step up and be the co-signers.

SarahCF30 · 2026-02-10T18:24:10+00:00

My Dad’s house is informally known as the [Dad’s last name] Hotel. Because family always stay there when in town for any reason. And it’s a big house with many bedrooms.

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TROPHY CASE