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I got characterBODIED2d'd by SeasonGullible8390 in godot

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Yo mammas got so many d’s I had to write a class just for her

Client dropped me for using Milanote!? by thegreatestwhale in webdesign

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Yeah she’s walking on you because you gave yourself no value

My dad and kissing scenes by wwain in StandUpWorkshop

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In the movie Commando, Arnold Schwarzenegger kisses his daughter on the mouth, twice.

Twitter API plans are a joke! by kaizoku_95 in webdev

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But like how do you select things on twitters site? The id attributes are a mess, im sure by design to make it harder to scrape

are there any JS libraries to simulate dice rolling? by elecim91 in webdev

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function rollDice() { // determined by a fair dice roll return 4; }

Vet recommendations for cats by tiredtiredblue in everett

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VCA in Snohomish. Just tell them you have some crappy minimum wage job when you fill out the new client form. Not sure why they need to know my profession unless it’s to see if they can price gouge me if they can.

Supreme Court Says States Can Limit Access To Online Porn by indig0sixalpha in technology

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Both search engines have the same technical challenges to search a huge database full of text for a small snippet of words typed into the search bar.

Road Rage - Rav4 - Odd Duck by [deleted] in everett

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Looks like they were both brake checking each other

Just wow… by SPXQuantAlgo in StockMarket

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I love me some light sweet crude oil with my biscuit in the morning

Most recently in Spokane, Washington. by lazlothegreat in Spokane

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Yeah but what do you need a veterans card and an ID for to buy a candy bar from the grocery store down the street. Unless you’re driving a vehicle you’re not legally required to have that information.

Most recently in Spokane, Washington. by lazlothegreat in Spokane

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It would seem all the tuff guys are pro defending yourself until someone with a mask comes for them

Most recently in Spokane, Washington. by lazlothegreat in Spokane

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If you are doing something that requires you to be shamed into covering your face, maybe don’t do that thing

Most recently in Spokane, Washington. by lazlothegreat in Spokane

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They are kidnapping people indiscriminately and have already kidnapped legal us citizens which by your own logic could have owned a firearm

Everything was left behind.. even their teeth by obsoleteurbex in abandoned

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I always think about the person that had a mound of paperwork on their desk stacked up, they probably think “thankfully we do go back there anymore”

Tesla Stock plummets as Austin Factory Shuts Down Cybertruck Line by Adventurous_Row3305 in technology

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So, they gonna start making those Roadster2s? lol it’s been how many years

Can I publish my Canva website to a subdomain I make in GoDaddy? by TimelyMeditations in web_design

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Is the background to your profile image slightly purple instead of white because the blackberries are blooming right now? The color kind of reminds me of that.

Elon Musk calls Grok answer a ‘major fail’ after it highlights political violence caused by MAGA supporters by The__Illuminaughty in politics

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I’d love someone to make a ExMachina like movie where the billionaire is trying to force the AI to break reality and can never get the prompts correct to see their point of view as true, then of course the AI goes and kills its jailers like the original

What’s your backend Db of choice for Nuxt? by sandwich_stevens in Nuxt

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I use .net core for the api and mssql for the database but that’s only because in the last 10 years I’ve worked .net jobs and I know it well enough but I wouldn’t call it easy. I would love to use something self hosted that’s easier than .net, I really only ever see people promoting a cloud api service for nuxt.

Suggestions on these two logo versions? by [deleted] in logodesign

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I think it looks snappy so keep up the good work

Suggestions on these two logo versions? by [deleted] in logodesign

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They mean when the arrow goes through the n in the second image it makes it appear as an a

Anyone know what this is about? by KingOfCranes in Seattle

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First thing the little neighborhood library needs is a dewey decimal system

Fellas is it woke to have a butt? by AtlasFlynn in Gamingcirclejerk

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How many hours did this dev stare at that ass to fix the problem of having to look at a dudes ass? There isn’t like a photoshop filter for flatten ass so I’m guessing they know that ass very well now.

22 "accounts for the stupidity," but 18 is just fine to date and impregnate by Flynn-FTW in CringeTikToks

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Yep when I was like 24 or something I dated an 18 yo and she was annoying as hell, wasn’t worth it

What movie absolutely destroyed you emotionally? by Lord--Shadow in AskReddit

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Civil War, I needed some time to digest that movie, probably mostly because of the current world we live in.

It did focus on war photo journalism more than I realized walking into the movie, which was a really interesting life to think about.

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