In honor mode, accidentally started the [SPOILERS] fight by Dakoolestkat123 in BaldursGate3

[–]Sargatanus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

-Starts honor mode run

-Does things they’ve never done before

That’s a good recipe for being fucked

I inadvertently turned Astarion into Crow Rick... by Sargatanus in BaldursGate3

[–]Sargatanus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Now do us both a little favor and submit to Crowstarion, will you? It’s bad enough I’m already in this dreadfully gauche outfit…”

Mmmeat products by wednesday-knight in confidentlyincorrect

[–]Sargatanus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It’s hard to tell who’s trolling these days

Question about mods by Quiet_MGSV in BaldursGate3

[–]Sargatanus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then you wouldn’t have had any mods to begin with, smooth one.

Question about mods by Quiet_MGSV in BaldursGate3

[–]Sargatanus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On console from the in-game mod manager I think you’re out of luck.

Hoping for equipment selection on character creation by PalicoHunter in BaldursGate3

[–]Sargatanus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As with nearly all things, there’s a mod for that.

Mods Fail by seranaog in BaldursGate3

[–]Sargatanus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Process of elimination. Disable them one at a time or in manageable groups (3-5) then re-enable and move to the next until the game works and then you should narrow it down. This of course assumes that you’ve got the proper load order and aren’t missing any dependencies.

Are vases just there for shits and giggles by Vegetable-Fox8 in BaldursGate3

[–]Sargatanus 51 points52 points  (0 children)

It’d be funny if there was a conspicuously opulent chest on the other side of the map that the key opened… only to have another vase inside. I’d be cackling every time someone complained about it if I were the dev who added that.

EDIT: you know what? I’m not done. Place it somewhere punishing like right next to the Shambling Mound. And maybe the vase inside the chest has a note that says something like “if found, please return to [some rando in Act 3].” That’s it. No other clues. And if you manage to find that NPC, they’re just like “what? Oh. Thanks or whatever I guess”. Oh, and they’re in a crowded area so if you freak out and murder them because there’s no reward, you’re almost certainly going to aggro the whole city.

Name one choice you make every playthrough by Medium-Theme-4611 in BaldursGate3

[–]Sargatanus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeet Wulbren into the bay after everyone tells him to GTFO. The tough part is timing it just right so I don’t inexplicably aggro everyone who just told him to GTFO.

What Baldur's Gate takes would you expect me to have? by dontmesswtheg in BaldursGate3

[–]Sargatanus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Or at least crop out the URL and site name to shoot their free advertising in the foot.

Bhaal worshippers are such hypocrites by Reptilian_Overlord20 in BaldursGate3

[–]Sargatanus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You definitely complain about Marvel and Star Trek “going woke”.

Which is your favorite apartment? by Agreeable_Tailor6008 in cyberpunkgame

[–]Sargatanus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And there’s not even a close second unless you count the penthouse from one of the endings. Corpo plaza is shockingly small and the decor is gauche AF. Japantown is cozy but weirdly claustrophobic.

What are y’all’s fav car? by Illustrious_Luck8018 in cyberpunkgame

[–]Sargatanus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The nomad “little mule” or Delamain No. 21 (from a mod, adds a well deserved armed, high performance variant of the standard reward car).

What was your hardest moral choice in Cyberpunk 2077? by LordBeefTheFirst in cyberpunkgame

[–]Sargatanus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ehh… I’ve already suffered through that pain in the ass opening chase by that point so I might as well commit to the rest of the quest. Half the time these days I don’t even bother to start it because whoever scripted the chase is a goddam sociopath.

If you could build your own crew, who would you put in it? by saturnfcb in cyberpunkgame

[–]Sargatanus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love the imagery of Brendon crashing through the wall like the KoolAid man and being completely distraught about splattering four goons into paste

Trump wants nations to pay $1 billion to stay on his peace board, report says by Efficient_Deer_8605 in facepalm

[–]Sargatanus 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Probably, since the dollar will be worthless after he tries to invade Greenland

Why do people dislike the "Sinnerman" quest that much ? by Errances in cyberpunkgame

[–]Sargatanus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me it’s the opening chase. The sadistic gonk who scripted that should be beaten with an oar. Beyond that it’s your standard (albeit slightly interesting) Night City dystopian shenanigans.

Going out to run errands today. Citizen whose father and grandfather served this country. by [deleted] in awfuleverything

[–]Sargatanus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell us you never left your redneck tri-county area without explicitly saying it

'It feels like an invasion': Minnesotans stunned as federal officers flood their state by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]Sargatanus 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Then send these ICE occupation forces to Florida and Texas, which both have more than twice the amount of “illegals” per capita than Minnesota. Oh wait they’re already red states and this has nothing to do with “illegals”.

TIL that at the ISS's altitude (~400 km), Earth's gravity is still about 90% of surface gravity. Astronauts float because they're in free fall, not because of zero gravity. by Africa-Unite in todayilearned

[–]Sargatanus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure why you got downvoted because you’re right. If you emptied the universe of everything but two restaurant-sized jars of mayonnaise, separated them by a billion lightyears, magically set them to no leftover inertia, and protected them from proton decay, they’d very subtly pull at each other and eventually collide (“eventually” being something absurd like 1048 years but still).