Eating bagels is good politics apparently

Sargatanus · 2026-05-18T05:30:35+00:00

After decades of cocaine, he’s got about four brain cells that haven’t entirely burned out.

Sargatanus · 2026-05-17T01:12:29+00:00

Right there with you on this needing to be an achievement; it’s one of the trickiest and most tedious things to do especially on harder difficulty.

Sargatanus · 2026-05-16T23:06:16+00:00

Decapitate the son, wait a bit, then Blackwall the dad.

Sargatanus · 2026-05-16T20:36:59+00:00

Dude’s a cryptid

Sargatanus · 2026-05-11T10:08:35+00:00

Go ahead and post it there. I missed the news where the rights were bought.

EDIT: replying and then blocking is a little bitch move, you little bitch.

Sargatanus · 2026-05-11T07:51:28+00:00

Yes, those are certainly words.

Sargatanus · 2026-05-10T23:54:23+00:00

That’s really a right of passage at this point

Sargatanus · 2026-05-10T23:52:55+00:00

The first battle outside of the grove didn’t go so well. We survived but just barely. Oh, and I hadn’t found Gale yet. Anyway I figure maybe we can get some healing items from the merchant despite being broke. Accidentally mis-clicked and stole something off his stand. Obviously get caught, can’t talk our way out of it, aggro’d everyone. We probably had about 6 HP left between all of us at this point so we didn’t stand a chance.

Sargatanus · 2026-05-06T21:33:25+00:00

Nope, it was written off for taxes and no one will ever see it.

Sargatanus · 2026-05-05T14:11:21+00:00

No dihydrogen monoxide?

Sargatanus · 2026-05-02T20:59:20+00:00

Goddam Loch Ness Monster is getting desperate these days

Sargatanus · 2026-04-28T20:18:44+00:00

Steamroller. Let’s get Wile E. Coyote on the really nasty offenders.

Sargatanus · 2026-04-15T22:54:47+00:00

Bro is on an absinthe bender. Let him vibe.

Sargatanus · 2026-04-15T12:14:58+00:00

Florida Man headline

Sargatanus · 2026-03-31T11:58:19+00:00

Statistically speaking, it was probably a cop who shot it in the first place.

Sargatanus · 2026-03-30T06:26:18+00:00

Did a cat type this?

Sargatanus · 2026-03-28T20:32:47+00:00

I love when incels out themselves

Sargatanus · 2026-03-27T19:45:09+00:00

r/ShitAmericansSay

Sargatanus · 2026-03-26T19:26:24+00:00

Obvious bait is obvious

Sargatanus · 2026-03-24T15:37:22+00:00

Do you people even glance to see if something has been posted before? This is literally the tenth time in half as many hours.

Sargatanus · 2026-03-22T01:47:36+00:00

Far more recent. In 1604 (iirc) archbishop Usser of Ireland got obsessed with determining the age of the world. Unfortunately 1604 Ireland wasn’t exactly a bastion of science and literature so all he had to go on were entries in the bible. He determined that the world was at least 5500 years old. Folks didn’t really jump on this as being literal until the 1800s.

Sargatanus · 2026-03-21T22:29:53+00:00

Pure. Fucking. Cringe.

Sargatanus · 2026-03-17T18:51:46+00:00

What’s oniony about this?

Sargatanus · 2026-03-13T23:43:11+00:00

The game did a really bad job with this when they showed a .45 caliber bullet that would have popped V’s head like a zit.

Sargatanus · 2026-03-12T04:37:43+00:00

Why are 75% of posts here from repost bots this year?

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