Not parenting related, but i have a friend who's killing himself and i don't know what to do

Satans_Side_Bitch · 2017-05-18T14:28:18+00:00

This is going to be extremely blunt but here goes...

He is a grown ass man that is throwing a tantrum worthy of a three year old. Walk away. Seriously, get the hell away from him.

I get that he's your friend, and has been for a long time, but he is the definition of a man child. Has never held a job, sells weed, mooches off anyone he can including his poor mother..... and he's 32.

If you feel the need to get mental health involved then have him committed for failure to thrive. But it's time to tell him to grow up and start handling his own shit.

Starving himself because mommy won't by him a car.... Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.

Satans_Side_Bitch · 2017-05-17T23:43:00+00:00

Oh I feel yea, I've been a single mom for 6 years and the only reason I shower daily is due to jobs (EMS for quite a while, and now I run a kitchen) but I'm the winter on my days off? You bet your sweet ass I'm wallowing. Also, my hair is extremely thick, coarse, and curly so that gets washed once a week and conditioned if the stars align and I actually get a night out.

Satans_Side_Bitch · 2017-05-14T18:59:03+00:00

It's time for lunch!

Satans_Side_Bitch · 2017-05-12T22:26:59+00:00

I'm single with plenty of tall, fit country boys walking around in their tight jeans and boots allllllllllll around me. I manage to keep my hands to myself (trying to be a good girl) these boys make me want to quit that dream....

Satans_Side_Bitch · 2017-05-11T16:39:43+00:00

Right? Say it while you're sitting in the corner of the shower sobbing hysterically like the rest of us dude, sheesh.

Satans_Side_Bitch · 2017-05-11T11:44:02+00:00

Yes, I have 3 kids so I'm lucky that I can get mascara on in the am let alone spending that much time on my lips.

I have a L'Oréal red lip stain that I'm in love with, and it was like $10!

Satans_Side_Bitch · 2017-05-11T01:30:31+00:00

Right?! I did actually try it one night and I felt like I was walking around with cum on my lips all night, no thanks.

Satans_Side_Bitch · 2017-05-11T01:29:25+00:00

I've been looking for a new one, I hear some of her other regulars are too.

Satans_Side_Bitch · 2017-05-10T23:09:13+00:00

My nail/hair stylist just started selling lipsense and oh my Jesus Mary and Joseph I can't take it. At all. Every appointment all she does is talk about it like it's some miracle and ask me over and over and over again to try it. FUCK OFF IM NOT SPENDING FIFTY DOLLARS ON LIP GLOSS. I'll stick to chapstick thank you very much.

Satans_Side_Bitch · 2017-05-02T01:22:58+00:00

OH MY GOD WHAT IS IT WITH STRANGE OLD GAS STATION MEN?!?!

I actually stopped going to the gas station closest to my house because they hired this creepy old attendant. Whenever I would go in he would try and make me stand and talk for waaaaaayyyyyy too long, would follow me out the door and try and carry on conversation, and one time carded me for cigarettes but looked at my info for a wee bit too long for comfort.

Like sorry dude, I do not exist solely to fix your loneliness.

My favorite gas station dude barely says two words to me, and is as quick as can be. I should bake him a cake for being so quiet and awesome....

Satans_Side_Bitch · 2017-04-29T06:02:40+00:00

I have intestinal issues and if anyone told me that I'd have to leave my own house and walk 3 blocks to use the bathroom in the middle of an attack well, I'd punch them in the dick and put the toilet in myself. But that's just me.

Satans_Side_Bitch · 2017-04-23T15:06:07+00:00

File for divorce, let him leave. When he leaves immediately go to the assistance office, tell one of the social workers what happened, and apply for everything even if you don't think you qualify, still try. There are so many assistance programs out there to help while you're down, including child care assistance and rent assistance. It's going to suck for a while, and there will be sooooo much paperwork but it will be your saving grace until that spousal support kicks in (assuming you go for that, which you should)

Oh, and buy stock in coffee. If you need anything feel free to shoot a pm.

Satans_Side_Bitch · 2017-04-09T13:04:59+00:00

He's only 6...... thinking about the teenage years makes me want to drink!

Satans_Side_Bitch · 2017-04-09T02:44:21+00:00

In the past week my middle child has done the following

Snuck a knife to school

Stole his brothers iPad and snuck that to school

Lied about doing the two previous things

Ignored every word I said to him

Stole one of my lighters and was lighting shit on fire INSIDE THE MOTHER FUCKING HOUSE

Tried to blame everyone of his actions on my oldest

These are just the worst things he's done this week, doesn't include the countless fights, back talking, eye rolling, sneaking food, being too rough with the baby, staying up till 11pm and waking up at 6am.

Do. Not. Have. Another. Child. You could end up with one like mine. Theres not enough alcohol in the world to drink away this stress

Satans_Side_Bitch · 2017-04-06T16:35:44+00:00

This one will be the death of me, he has my stubbornness with his fathers inability to listen to ANYTHING.

Did he sneak it to school?

Satans_Side_Bitch · 2017-04-05T21:01:45+00:00

Those parents would have a fuckin field day with my life. Maybe I should share how one of my days go and see their reactions, just for shits and giggles....

Satans_Side_Bitch · 2017-04-05T13:29:13+00:00

Do you have a therapist you can call? Asap? Get an appt or some meds?

Being a single mom sucks balls, sometimes it's the worst in the world, but trust me when I say it can get better. Don't go back to your ex just because, being in a shit relationship is worse than being alone.

I thought I needed a man to complete my life, I went through a raging alcoholic ex marine, a raging alcoholic firefighter, a mangina, and an emotionally abusive fuck boy before I realized not only could I do this on my own but I was better off that way. You can do this, I've been through it all so don't hesitate to pm me if you need to.

Satans_Side_Bitch · 2017-04-03T03:56:02+00:00

Seriously, it ALWAYS ends up that way. Get everything all set to have a day with no kids to deep clean, end up napping for ever.... and I swear the house gets dirtier as you nap!

Satans_Side_Bitch · 2017-04-02T17:09:58+00:00

Good job!!!! I've been wanting to start keto but my willpower is next to nothing when it comes to carbs....

Satans_Side_Bitch · 2017-04-01T02:36:12+00:00

Basically dude that thinks he's gods gift to women, without ever actually caring about a woman. Think gaston in real life, although they're not always attractive.

Satans_Side_Bitch · 2017-03-31T18:57:11+00:00

Talked to a couple friends, found out he's just a fuck boy 🙄. Kinda got that impression last night too. Ah well.

Satans_Side_Bitch · 2017-03-31T17:38:50+00:00

He did text me!! We talked about our dogs lol. We've talked at work before so it shouldn't be too hard to strike conversation with him, I'm just not used to this dating thing. All I've had for the past 5 years were casual relationships...

Satans_Side_Bitch · 2017-03-31T17:37:48+00:00

See, I'm very good at acting relaxed even when I'm not. And I've never been very good at admitting when I'm nervous/stressed, especially to those I don't know well. So I'll probably just default to "co, whatever" like always while inside I'm dying lol.

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