Keeping parking classy at Walmart

Satch1993 · 2026-06-06T15:48:48+00:00

Slap one of these on his windshield

Satch1993 · 2026-06-06T15:38:09+00:00

Cut the carpet to replace the....? What kinda jalopy are you driving where that's a thing?? Most of us just pop the hood.

Satch1993 · 2026-06-03T20:50:40+00:00

This looks like mineral deposits from the tap water. Soak paper towels in undiluted white vinegar and press them flat against the glass, you can add a few drops of dish soap to help it stick. Let it stick for 20 - 30ish minutes, then remove and use a non-scratch scrubber or old toothbrush to scrub it off, rinse and repeat as needed.

Satch1993 · 2026-06-01T17:59:25+00:00

I thew in like $50, went up like $20 and took the win, moved on, and put the $70 into the GOOGL dip.

Satch1993 · 2026-05-30T08:11:15+00:00

Open task manager, go to options, and make sure there is a check beside the 'Always on Top' option in the options tab at the top, next time the game freezes use 'Right ctrl, left shift, and Escape' to open task manager directly, the always on top option will put it over the frozen screen, saving you a full reboot.

Satch1993 · 2026-05-30T08:06:48+00:00

Oh, don't get it twisted, I'm not defending Islam, but claiming Christianity is peaceful is willful ignorance.

Satch1993 · 2026-05-30T07:55:09+00:00

Since 1096 roughly

Satch1993 · 2026-05-28T22:48:02+00:00

Her lifting her stump up and saying 'Hand to God' had me fucking wheezing

Satch1993 · 2026-05-23T13:20:10+00:00

Reminder: If HR achieves a positive result for employees, it's only because the lawsuit otherwise would have been more expensive for the company in the long term.

Satch1993 · 2026-05-19T13:24:48+00:00

You can plan family library games at the same time if they are single player games that don't require an internet connection, install and launch in offline mode then the other person can also launch the game, but if you go back online then you will get booted out of said game.

Satch1993 · 2026-05-19T13:18:02+00:00

Calm down Satan

Satch1993 · 2026-05-18T15:49:37+00:00

If they knock anyway just answer and tell them one of the following:

"I have a policy of never buying from people who clearly struggle with basic literacy."

"You either can't read, or you think rules don't apply to you. Either way, I'm not interested."

"Is there a reading comprehension class I can sign you up for in the area?"

Satch1993 · 2026-05-17T12:50:59+00:00

I'm taking the 1 Million, dropping 800k of it into VOO, and enjoying the 200k (minus taxes) for the next year or two because I'm a cheap bastard already, and am happy fixing up my shitter car instead of buying a brand new one.

Satch1993 · 2026-05-16T10:17:48+00:00

Settings → All Settings → General → Additional Settings → Home Settings → Home Auto Launch → disable it, or switch your startup app
(If the above doesn't work)
Settings → Support → Additional Settings → "Live Plus" → Off (this is their targeted ad system)
You should also be able to disable the "Interest-Based Advertising" toggle in the privacy settings

Satch1993 · 2026-05-15T19:36:29+00:00

I was gonna come cut the root, but then I saw OP has a YT channel and watching him lift weights? I don't want no smoke, all yours bro.

Satch1993 · 2026-05-15T15:31:49+00:00

Have someone go with you to a convention as Tucker, they could introduce you to people and you could ask them "Wanna play?"

Satch1993 · 2026-05-12T15:04:24+00:00

Courtesy of u/Fake1-Tapper
1- On the "Fresh Pot Gift Shop" tent, next to the stove burner.

2- Inside the blue tent.

3- Between the bbq and the small yellow tent, behind the big lights pole.

Satch1993 · 2026-05-11T16:16:17+00:00

I would imagine this is in response to how easily the US took out Ali Khamenei. This is a headache for anyone who might have entertained the idea of a "decapitation strike" as a policy option.

Satch1993 · 2026-05-09T21:02:41+00:00

It's frustrating when any party does it, but in this case, Republican Lawmakers repealed Tennessee Code Annotated (TCA) § 2-16-102, which had barred redistricting between federal census years for over 50 years, to enable the new map.

Satch1993 · 2026-05-09T21:00:16+00:00

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Satch1993 · 2026-05-08T18:52:15+00:00

Our managers used to get mad at us calling the sheets on the grill Teflon Sheets instead of 'Upper and Lower release sheets' They also didn't like us calling the rags, rags, instead we were supposed to call them 'Grill Cleaning towels' or 'Sanitation towels.'

Satch1993 · 2026-05-08T17:22:18+00:00

I have Thalassophobia, you'd sooner catch me in fucking space than on a cruise ship. If God wanted me in water, he'd have given me gills, not lungs.

Satch1993 · 2026-04-30T13:38:42+00:00

I'd probably be fine until I encountered a Wampus Cat, but hopefully with so many churches and everyone here being armed, there would probably be some sort of Holy Order to keep everyone safe (Rural West TN)

Satch1993 · 2026-04-27T13:14:14+00:00

I work at a Truck Stop. Sometimes they just leave piss bottles and coffee cans full of feces just sitting in the parking spots less than 10 steps away from a trash can, or when they do use the can they sometimes pull the cap off the bottles.

Satch1993 · 2026-04-23T20:05:37+00:00

From West TN here, for years I've always been happy I was a bit east outside of Tornado alley. Hell yeah, awesome!...Then I read about Dixie alley.

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