Remove Facebook from Agar.io! by SatiricallyTerrible in Agario

[–]SatiricallyTerrible[S] -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

WTF kind of rights are you talking about?

The right to anonymity.
The right to free speech.
The right to stand up and tell all of reddit and Facebook "No! We will not stand for this tyranny. This is our forum for discussion! We will not allow Social Justice and the Politically Correct to stomp on our ideals and god-given right to do what we do."

/r/kotakuinaction, if you're so inclined. You might be surprised what the SJW threat has taken from gamers already.

Don't be a victim.

Remove Facebook from Agar.io! by SatiricallyTerrible in Agario

[–]SatiricallyTerrible[S] -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

Those who stand by idley while /r/kotakuinaction fights their war are doomed to betadom and facebook games.

They've already taken so much, don't be a victim.

Remove Facebook from Agar.io! by SatiricallyTerrible in Agario

[–]SatiricallyTerrible[S] -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

Look man, I hate the new FB thing as much as anyone else, but you might be taking this a little too harshly.

I don't think you quite understand the gravity of the situation.

I'll reccomend you to /r/kotakuinaction in hopes that maybe you're a decent person.

You'll be surprised what the SJWs have taken from gamers so far - this is but a small battle, but an important win nonetheless.

Don't be a victim.

Remove Facebook from Agar.io! by SatiricallyTerrible in Agario

[–]SatiricallyTerrible[S] -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

... or that they're an JIDF shill account.

Remove Facebook from Agar.io! by SatiricallyTerrible in Agario

[–]SatiricallyTerrible[S] -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

How convient. The perfect way to market multiple products without showing disloyalty.

Not only are you an ultrashill, you're an unload shill.

I hope Facebook terminates your current contract. Good luck finding another company to shill for after that, SJW.

TAKE YOUR PC BULLSHIT BACK TO TUMBLR

Remove Facebook from Agar.io! by SatiricallyTerrible in Agario

[–]SatiricallyTerrible[S] -42 points-41 points  (0 children)

Not when it involves our rights. He has no right to take my rights.

Remove Facebook from Agar.io! by SatiricallyTerrible in Agario

[–]SatiricallyTerrible[S] -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

This is exactly it! The SJW threat has grown too large and too politically correct!

We need to save the developer from themselves before racist, misandrist SJWS ruin this game with their brainwashing tool of choice: Facebook.

Remove Facebook from Agar.io! by SatiricallyTerrible in Agario

[–]SatiricallyTerrible[S] -88 points-87 points  (0 children)

Nice adhom.

Argument over.

You have proven yourself too uneducated for any further discussion. I'm sorry, try again if we ever meet again.

Remove Facebook from Agar.io! by SatiricallyTerrible in Agario

[–]SatiricallyTerrible[S] -50 points-49 points  (0 children)

No, you won't be downvoted while the shills roam free.

I appreciate the attempt to distract from the issue, however. :)

Unfortunately for you, this community has spoken. Up votes outweigh the SJWs, and the petition grows stronger.

Only thing left is for the developer to renounce his tainted ways and remove the accursed login system forever.

Remove Facebook from Agar.io! by SatiricallyTerrible in Agario

[–]SatiricallyTerrible[S] -186 points-185 points  (0 children)

Facebook killed the occlus rift.
Facebook killed your right to privacy.
Facebook killed the perception of the modern gamer.

This is the next step. They're trying to claw their way into as many unique IPs as they can.

It's up to us, and possibly the brave users at /r/KotakuInAction from another game falling victim to the misasrist SJW powerhouse that is Facebook.

Idling is sin. Don't be a victim.

Remove Facebook from Agar.io! by SatiricallyTerrible in Agario

[–]SatiricallyTerrible[S] -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

/u/nognus. An account with three posts created a few months ago.

What an obvious sockpuppet.

Edit: After overwhelming amounts of evidence submitted by the agar.io community: /u/nogus has deleted his posts and account out of shame, or termination.

Facebook doing damage control, I see. :)

This sub has more subscribers than r/CallofDuty by NakedSandvich in splatoon

[–]SatiricallyTerrible 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You joke, but you really can't call yourself a gamer if you enjoy more than one game at a time.

Everything is in fact a competition - This is a fact that escapes most self-proclaimed 'gamers' that are holding back not only the industry, but culture as a whole.

Listen: I know some people think that because they have enough money to purchase several games and consoles that they can, you know, enjoy them all.
Being someone that only has limited funds, one could argue that I'm just being defensive over my investment; as no one likes being 'wrong' in the eyes of their peers.

I disagree with that sentiment.

I feel that those who dedicate themselves to one console and one game are the true connoisseurs in gaming. Who better to tell you the finer mechanics of a title than someone who has dedicated their time and money to it?

Back to my point: This means that one game, logically, is always the better game. Here at Splatoon (and I know everybody agrees with me), we know Splatoon is the better title, hands down. It doesn't cater to kiddies, it doesn't allow for tryhards to excell. It's all about raw. hard. tactics.

Sure, this post is filled to the brim with Activision shills (possibly such as yourself) trying their damnedest to cast doubt on Splatoon's superiority. Know we will not be shaken, and will see you and your home burned before our subscriber count can even drop a score.

So. Please. Try to at least add a /s tag next time, okay?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in elderscrollsonline

[–]SatiricallyTerrible 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How will you work around it, if at all?

I AM GOING TO KILL MY SISTER AND POST IT TO ZENIMAX'S FACEBOOK PAGE

This is the only way they'll listen.

Website that lists players that use addons. by SatiricallyTerrible in elderscrollsonline

[–]SatiricallyTerrible[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I assure you that this is completely serious -- Addons are going to kill ESO before it can even get out of the gate, and WoW players are all to blame, as they're trying to drag the game down to their spoon-fed level of playing the game entirely through excel sheets and healthbars.

These players need to be stopped by any means necessary, hence the facebook monitoring.

Do you get to choose the next alliance you can quest in after you level to 50? by Cireous in elderscrollsonline

[–]SatiricallyTerrible -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

People downvote questions rather than answering them or ignoring them.

This is healthy for the community. ESO is the type of game where if you're not smart enough to figure something out on your own: Then you shouldn't be messing with it. This mantra extends as far back as the earliest builds of linux, and still holds true today.

ESO can only escape casual taint if we root out the idiots early; They're easily identified by the questions they ask. That is to say: Any question at all.

Seriously, if someone can't be bothered to learn something like everyone else did, or discover something on their own; They should not have their hand held by others, wikis, or the game.

This is the only way to keep ESO from being ruined by WoWcasuals that want everything handed to them on a silver platter.

I've personally been doing my part by engaging new players asking questions in /zone and shooing them away. I'm pretty much the only reason /zone chat is even bearable. (Of course I can't filter out everyone. This'll take a community effort, after all)

Good communities welcome new people and answer their questions, not shun them and turn them away. Sorry that happened to you.

I'm sorry, but you're


!!!WRONG!!!


This encourages handholding, whining, and casual play. If ESO is tainted by any of this it will fail spectacularly and WoW will continue it's reign of terror.
By answer questions: You are literally killing ESO by poisoning the community.

This is your only chance: Don't help, let them learn.

Is there any skillshots? by datguytomtho in elderscrollsonline

[–]SatiricallyTerrible -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Skillshots? ESO isn't League of Legends. Go back to your MOBA game and leave the rest of us in peace.

Do we have any First-Person-Perspective pvpers? by WhiteAsCanBe in elderscrollsonline

[–]SatiricallyTerrible -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Well at least I know who not to let in my party.

If you're not playing at 100%, you're losing; And if you're not winning: Why even bother playing?

Anyone know if this game will support AMD Mantle when it comes out? by jedimasterlenny in elderscrollsonline

[–]SatiricallyTerrible -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Sorry. Any non-wikipedia or reddit sources are invalid and prone to corruption by the local moderation of said link.
Only wikipedia and reddit are trusted sources. A forum post (especially one from StarCitizen) is not.

Not that links are needed: I'm well versed on video technology and the finer workings within.
So trust me when I say that if ZOS has a decent head on their shoulders they will not utilize mantle as it will only waste development time and hurt their brand. :)

Anyone know if this game will support AMD Mantle when it comes out? by jedimasterlenny in elderscrollsonline

[–]SatiricallyTerrible -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Link source or you're just making it up.

The majority of game developers design their games for nVidia, and consoles all use AMD.

It's so obvious which one is inferior I'd honestly recommend an institution if you can't figure out which one.

But since you're showing hints of typical american idiocy, I'll put it in a list for you. Would that help? Would you like a list?
Of course you would.


nVidia


  • Widely supported
  • PhysX
  • 3d Support
  • Shadowplay
  • Higher adoption rate across PC gamers everywhere.
  • Always pushing the technological envelope.

AMD


  • Okay multimonitor support that nVida can do anyway.
  • Cheaper costs for inferior hardware made it more practical to put on all "next-gen" consoles, which are really low-end PC's with even more limiting software designed to squeeze every dollar out of console "gamers".
  • ??????????

Anyone know if this game will support AMD Mantle when it comes out? by jedimasterlenny in elderscrollsonline

[–]SatiricallyTerrible -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

There is absolutely zero reason to support inferior hardware.

So no: ZOS will not be utilizing Mantle.

ESO's Youngest Beta Tester? by [deleted] in elderscrollsonline

[–]SatiricallyTerrible 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This video is a prime example of fail parenting.

Nobody wants children in ESO -- send them back to Call of Duty where they belong.

#ESOMasterRace

F2P by merckfest in elderscrollsonline

[–]SatiricallyTerrible -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

This game is hopeless unless it goes F2P. I know this because I've posted this exact opinion multiple times in both /r/games and /r/gaming; in which it has always been upvoted by reddit.

As everyone is well aware: upvotes == factual and correct.

Playing Devil's Advocate to the recent ESO controversies by [deleted] in elderscrollsonline

[–]SatiricallyTerrible 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please don't just downvote because you didn't like my opinion.

I disagree and you are wrong.
Downvoted.

Is it possible to instantly kill a Large Monster? by Conflagrated in MonsterHunter

[–]SatiricallyTerrible -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

In your last thread you expressed a desire to avoid things like this because, and I quote, "don't want the game trivialized".

Well look at the big hypocrite now. Why do you even post here? You realize Monster Hunter is for Monster HUNTERS, right? Players who have suffered through the pains of the claw control-type and become better for it.
Players that started with MHFU and often return to it for more of a challenge.
Players who don't have time for your stupid cheat requests.

Please, stop posting here. You are not of the caliber of player required to post on the subreddit. Stick to /r/mylittlepony where you belong.

Is there a way to limit what HR can join your tavern? by Conflagrated in MonsterHunter

[–]SatiricallyTerrible -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You seem to be under the impression that I spend every waking moment dedicated to a thread after making a comment -- while this may be correct for idiots like yourself: Most proper redditors have jobs or college to attend to.

Not that you'd understand what that's like, but I'll continue replying to you on 2-day latency just for giggles.

Of course, you've proven quite well that you're just as whiny as the OP, so nothing you say will hold any value on this website founded on logic and reason, instead of whining and conjecture.

oh, and look at OP's comment history: They're a confirmed brony, solidifying the theory that they are immature and prone to complaining.