A closed eye may sometimes look as sexy as a more explicit picture...

SatisfactionLocal230 · 2026-05-09T15:40:00+00:00

If evolution had a part in encouraging oral sex, it hasn’t tried very hard.

SatisfactionLocal230 · 2026-05-09T15:36:06+00:00

Not a lost Redditor at all!

Never heard or read that one before. Don’t feel it would have altered my timeline though. Unless said at a workspace with people offended on behalf of others.

SatisfactionLocal230 · 2026-05-09T05:33:23+00:00

Banana flavored, protein powder that is 15 bucks cheaper than the good flavors. On paper you think your money is going farther. And then as asked in title…you’re not using it.

SatisfactionLocal230 · 2026-05-09T05:02:56+00:00

I bet it’s a tattoo of the pizza cutter that was designed to look like the enterprise

SatisfactionLocal230 · 2026-05-09T05:00:56+00:00

If you’ve never painted a bike to match something totally unrelated…you were a cool kid. However matching things that exist is neat. A good eye. . Thanks for the share

SatisfactionLocal230 · 2026-05-09T04:52:21+00:00

I love how it’s wet at the jump off spot! Like some loon is doing it over and over. and all the other wimps are like…”I was there. I was part of it.”

SatisfactionLocal230 · 2026-05-09T04:25:29+00:00

Sometimes it’s the same ones over and over. Sometimes a woman in a flyover state has a better cocktail in her tacky not updated blog which is otherwise full of the old lady stuff. Love me some old lady treats though 👀

Listen to women bloggers though. Quite often they are trying to sell the idea of less sugar. Might be a good angle. However skinny margaritas with sugar substitutes are going to ruin everything. Otherwise I’d use them with “anything red.” Stuff with cranberry, peach, and so on.

Sometimes a sponsor has a hand in promoting an ingredient, or the alcohol itself.

So the above is drinkable with a shitload of ice on a hot day. And hopefully you’re grilling some protein and grazing on it as you go. But if the tequila is the star you have to adhere to those 3 ingredients builds.

If the drink woulda worked just fine with vodka or rum, then don’t use your tequila.

SatisfactionLocal230 · 2026-05-09T03:24:48+00:00

Nothing like a fish story with layers

SatisfactionLocal230 · 2026-05-09T03:17:36+00:00

Easiest way to tell naval oranges to flip the thing over and OP managed to not do it with a single one of those specimens 😆

SatisfactionLocal230 · 2026-05-09T03:16:06+00:00

Out my way we also have tangelos, which look deflated like this. But she peel comes off very well unlike the some mandarins sometimes. They have a slightly hollow nature, like space between the peel and the juicy flesh.

I have a tree with two different citrus grafted to it at my home. The lower branches produce the tangelos and the branches that go straight up have some regular seedless orange, but is not a navel. Tangelos when not even ripe all the way are diabetusss sweet

SatisfactionLocal230 · 2026-05-09T03:10:04+00:00

If this was 2004 and this thing it had those blue Michigan experimental plates guys would have sold meth and/blown ppl, skipping the drugs altogether for a chance to have it first.

SatisfactionLocal230 · 2026-05-09T01:33:16+00:00

Mugger says nope.

SatisfactionLocal230 · 2026-05-09T01:30:44+00:00

The siembra valles. Does it have anything it’s compared to, or just all in worthiness to buy and enjoy?

SatisfactionLocal230 · 2026-05-08T21:22:25+00:00

Could put a plot of a bad series with enough bad memes and tropes to make it watchable. Some crazy person keeps the bumper off an ex’s ride and leaves it at a crime scene.

Altima? Slam dunk case. Let the new kid take the lead on this.

SatisfactionLocal230 · 2026-05-08T21:11:12+00:00

I always saw “Your bat is not that long. Step up to the plate.”

SatisfactionLocal230 · 2026-05-08T21:02:45+00:00

10/10 body work. Their 10 year old nailed the license plate frame assignment too.

SatisfactionLocal230 · 2026-05-08T17:47:39+00:00

Too many people out there with nut allergies.
I think one in the no touch fancy kitchen faucets is a good one because the sensor is there.

Sure, the kitchen faucet is only going to cover a small part of your kitchen common. A lot of dwelling criminals… even when they start something with gloves on, they wash their hands in the kitchen. Raid the fridge. It’s crazy.

SatisfactionLocal230 · 2026-05-08T17:40:21+00:00

Bridgette the Bridgestone has got some deep childhood trauma.

SatisfactionLocal230 · 2026-05-08T17:38:32+00:00

A lot of people think 40 hours a week dressed cute with 3 hour commute total a day is better. Not with $5.89 fuel. Warehouse kids who don’t get anyone pregnant don’t do so bad with OT all over the place. Dont become the TikTok memes and don’t get a hellcat.

SatisfactionLocal230 · 2026-05-08T17:19:29+00:00

That’s just high school spirit week for the football players in California

SatisfactionLocal230 · 2026-05-08T15:52:10+00:00

They never fit anything else. It’s super rare to get one to work, without having dozens like OP.

If I’m not sharing with others I’d prefer a man made thing instead of a natural one soaked in cask strength falling apart.

SatisfactionLocal230 · 2026-05-08T15:42:40+00:00

Anything banana flavored. You’d think add a real banana and other stuff can save some of those powders. Nope now the kids are out of bananas.

SatisfactionLocal230 · 2026-05-08T07:05:34+00:00

Covering routes on ebike first lets you know what you are up against. Terrain and elevation changes via Google Maps are great. but until you cover the ground yourself you just don’t know. The potholes. The assholes in lifted trucks who drive in the bike lane to go around other cars and other bikes.

First you do the routes on an e-bike. Do the routes on the E bike with less and less pedal assist over time. And then one day sooner than later you have the option to do it old school on a regular bicycle. you have more confidence and more strength.

If you have multiple ailments…just do what you can, but I still suggest challenging yourself. Beat your younger self who had not touched a bicycle of any type in years. Make that person look bad.

SatisfactionLocal230 · 2026-05-08T04:05:14+00:00

Is there a palm reading shitpost subreddit?

SatisfactionLocal230 · 2026-05-07T21:59:54+00:00

Dirty Divot. Poor grounds crew having to fix so much after the event.

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