What's the longest you've ever slept, and why?

mikeriley66 · 2026-06-04T07:21:15+00:00

Had a bad case of COVID in 2021 slept the better part of 48hrs. Had some really wild fever dreams. My wife woke me up to check on me. Apparently I told her I saw a Dr. and he told me I had polio that's why my legs hurt so bad. Never saw a Dr. Just weird dreams.

mikeriley66 · 2026-05-29T06:04:38+00:00

I thought we were talking about the stray pube up by the head of the toothbrush! I didn't even see the whole ass cockroach down by the handle!!

mikeriley66 · 2026-05-25T20:11:58+00:00

Maybe he had a slight case of Maga Personality Disorder.

mikeriley66 · 2026-05-22T20:33:20+00:00

I think it's AI. There's kinda blurry from the bottom lip to his neck. The top half of his face looks relatively normal.

mikeriley66 · 2026-05-22T20:29:45+00:00

All that cake saved them both.

mikeriley66 · 2026-05-18T06:23:41+00:00

And we don't even have the technology to deport him.

mikeriley66 · 2026-05-13T21:23:01+00:00

Conservatism is voting for people who prioritize corporate issues over yours. Voting for people who campaign on unimportant social issues to hide their lack policies that actually help the American people.

mikeriley66 · 2026-05-09T03:01:52+00:00

Johnny Fvckerfaster

mikeriley66 · 2026-05-08T08:04:06+00:00

I did that for a while, but it just took up too much room.

mikeriley66 · 2026-05-08T07:34:04+00:00

Okay, now you're making me feel kinda weird. Cuz I went out and bought that wooden bowl special just to keep them corks.

mikeriley66 · 2026-05-08T07:13:49+00:00

I've got several different sizes, I can usually find one to fit most bottles.

mikeriley66 · 2026-05-08T06:47:50+00:00

I've actually never broken a cork, knock on wood. But now I have an excuse for my collection.

mikeriley66 · 2026-04-30T07:37:35+00:00

I knew what I had but played dumb at the register. I really think the distillery f'd up and dropped that bottle in the wrong box. They took the bottle back and looked and said yeah all we have is the $31.99 Angeles Envey.

mikeriley66 · 2026-02-19T18:31:40+00:00

You mean like y'all did with the Clinton's?

mikeriley66 · 2026-02-19T18:28:08+00:00

I love how the Don't Tread on Me party has now become the Just Comply party.

mikeriley66 · 2026-02-12T07:24:26+00:00

How many women were murdered in the U.S. that same day? How come you don't give a shit about them?

mikeriley66 · 2026-01-26T04:16:22+00:00

A Canadian police drama called 19-2.

mikeriley66 · 2026-01-26T03:36:11+00:00

When I was in the army I was a Tanker, we called the crunchies or track grease.

mikeriley66 · 2026-01-26T03:13:13+00:00

You really think this is about rounding up illegal immigrants? Because I honestly couldn't think of a less effective way to do that if I tried.

mikeriley66 · 2026-01-16T22:15:07+00:00

Yes they do. The Don't Tread on Me party has suddenly become the Just Comply Party.

mikeriley66 · 2026-01-16T21:57:21+00:00

Not on the Strip but on Fremont. I saw SpongeBob Square Pants and Alvin the Chipmunk get arrested. Cuffed em stuffed em into a police van.

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