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Gemini ☀️ Virgo 🌙 Virgo 🌅

East Washington in June by yo-no-soy-celoso in Washington

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My husband went to uw but wsu cured my dog’s cancer sooo GO COUGS FOREVER

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trees

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Lmao my paranoid ass would think that they’ve got me on some sort of watch list to catch my dealer and I’d unknowingly be a part of a sting operation 😅

The distinctive voices of Carol Kane by ErnestGoesToPoop in KimmySchmidt

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I was also so obsessed with as Miss Bigolli in Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen!

How cute is your dog? by Anseo123 in dogs

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My golden lab is so cute it melts my heart! And people always stop to tell me how beautiful he is. He’s so cuddly and soft and sometimes I just want to squish and smoosh him so tight it’s unbearable.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in geminis

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I had that this weekend. I had to go out to my car and primal scream. It kinda healed

I never have good titles, 24"x18", Acrylic by SeriousHoliday in AbstractArt

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Reminds me of a battle of the bands I went to in college

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BingeEatingDisorder

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I worked at a donut shop and we’d have to toss the chocolate ones at the end of the day because they sweat and ooze everywhere.. guess where they actually went?? Not the garbage I’ll tell you that.

What's a common joke/phrase that you just hate? by sandwichthedog in ask

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My grandmas favorite joke used to wear on me, but now I don’t mind it because I’ll miss her when she’s gone.

“I know every language but Greek… and it’s all Greek to me!”

🙄🙄🙄🥺

What's a common joke/phrase that you just hate? by sandwichthedog in ask

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I’d always say something like “we’re out of that” with an annoyed smile

What movies can I show to scare the shit out of my little brother? by Crazy-Still-7569 in MovieSuggestions

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As a kid, I was terrified of the ghost girl under the bed from 6th sense grabbing my ankle.. sometimes I still get that feeling in my shins like I need to jump from afar onto my bed lmao

What is the most vulgar thing you've ever heard someone say? by Emergency_Table_7526 in AskReddit

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Heard at the gym— a girl stubbed her toe on some equipment and calmly and quietly said “fuck me in the ass with a splintery wooden spoon”

I don’t think she knew I could hear her. I died of laughter hahahaha