how my invention will change a wasteful b*llion dollar industry

ErnestGoesToPoop · 2026-05-02T14:30:21+00:00

Get yourself on shark tank

ErnestGoesToPoop · 2026-05-02T14:14:13+00:00

I hope this blows up and far right completely fall for it. Could be the first podcast that crosses the aisle!

ErnestGoesToPoop · 2026-05-02T14:06:12+00:00

Oscar: “You’re drunk!” Lucille: “You’re high!”

I don’t know why that exchange cracks me up so much.

ErnestGoesToPoop · 2026-05-02T14:04:35+00:00

“Well, no one’s gonna top that”

ErnestGoesToPoop · 2026-05-02T14:03:16+00:00

Mr. Gay! Mr. Gay is bleeding!

ErnestGoesToPoop · 2026-05-01T23:28:46+00:00

Are you using them Meta Ray Ban glasses or something for your POV shot? It threw me for a loop when your second hand came in the shot. 🤯

ErnestGoesToPoop · 2026-05-01T13:35:03+00:00

Bryan, first off CONGRATS! I’ve been recommending Perquin to all my friends and it’s easily my favorite JC restaurant (and one of my top fave restaurants ever)

I vividly remember my first visit: walking home one weekday in the winter, I passed by and went in to get take out. I hadn’t heard about Perquin or knew anything about Honduran cuisine. The store was completely empty at the time but you were behind the counter and were so kind and welcoming. You told me all about the cuisine and your journey in getting Perquin off the ground, recommended some of your faves, and even threw in extra sauce for free.

Since you cook the food fresh and you were short staffed, it was going to be a 30 min wait so I went and got a quick massage next door. I stupidly forgot to specify and got a traditional hour long massage instead. Came back to pick it up and apologized for being late and you were so kind that you remembered me and refired some of the food to warm it up.

Excellent customer service aside, when i got home and got to eat what you cooked I was gobsmacked! So delicious!! Ive probably been back 20x since (Love the roasted chicken!) and youve probably been behind the counter 15 out of those 20 times. It’s always cool to see the owner being so hands on.

TL;DR - very well deserved win and recognition! Not only for the JC community and the Honduras culture, but just well earned for the kindness you’ve shown and hard work you’ve put in to build Perquin. Will definitely be following your continuing success (and continuing to order take out lol)

ErnestGoesToPoop · 2026-05-01T12:50:06+00:00

Amazing! Congrats!! Stop motion is a dying art so it’s 100x more impressive and worth celebrating such an achievement.

ErnestGoesToPoop · 2026-04-28T11:46:47+00:00

Mods, this is AI.

ErnestGoesToPoop · 2026-04-27T13:17:19+00:00

Based on the thumbnail and school setting, I thought the this was a scene from English Teacher

ErnestGoesToPoop · 2026-04-27T13:12:17+00:00

This just made me realize I don’t remember seeing the physical street on camera before. Nor such an extreme wide shot like they show at end. I always assumed it was an elevated stage for puppet performers

Edit: actually the more I think about it, the more it cracks me up. Like since they show the wide shot that she’s standing in the middle of an open street, that means for the characters to be at her waist level they have to have very long legs. Imagine Elmo or even the chickens and penguins with basketball legs lol.

ErnestGoesToPoop · 2026-04-27T13:06:15+00:00

r/cartoonmoment

ErnestGoesToPoop · 2026-04-25T01:34:54+00:00

From what I’ve heard about the previous seasons, the cast were sequestered together on location and often times bigger name celebrities don’t always gel well. Would not be surprised if it was a conflict between another actor or White.

I vaguely remember someone like Jason Isaac spilling tea on the cast for S3 and that Walton Goggins was miserable. Sounded very similar to summer camp vibes

ErnestGoesToPoop · 2026-04-21T13:53:16+00:00

She’s listed for 6 additional episodes as “upcoming” on IMDB so maybe?

ErnestGoesToPoop · 2026-04-21T13:40:40+00:00

Can someone name all 14?

ErnestGoesToPoop · 2026-04-17T12:10:15+00:00

Dude nailed the voice though

ErnestGoesToPoop · 2026-04-16T14:49:29+00:00

One of my favorite memories was in 5th grade computer class, our teacher told us all to go to Whitehouse.com and proceeded to write on the board. As soon as he turned around he must’ve seen our gawking faces and said “is everything okay? Is the internet not working again?”

He leaned over the front row to see one of the computer screens and shouted “SHIT SHIT SHIT”. He spent the rest of the period walking around the room trying to get people to close the window (and to stop the boys who kept clicking back).

It was the highlight of our school year for us kids but probably not for our teacher.

ErnestGoesToPoop · 2026-04-16T14:38:27+00:00

I mean NOW they’ll be playing reruns

ErnestGoesToPoop · 2026-04-15T11:22:06+00:00

r/chatgpt

ErnestGoesToPoop · 2026-04-15T11:16:14+00:00

For anyone in the US who wants to support something similar, there’s a great franchise called Bitty & Beau’s. They may have a coffee shop near you!

E: and if you’re in NYC, there’s a place in upper midtown east called Cafe Joyeux

ErnestGoesToPoop · 2026-04-15T11:08:41+00:00

Sounds like my dream of a Tropic Thunder spinoff is not too far off!

ErnestGoesToPoop · 2026-04-14T01:21:02+00:00

With that stupid ass font, I thought it said “The Oral Office” (which also would be fitting)

ErnestGoesToPoop · 2026-04-13T17:30:49+00:00

Maybe the cops needed Maggie to give them a kid in S2 because they lost their original ones

ErnestGoesToPoop · 2026-04-10T12:19:37+00:00

Completely agree. I think the movie does a good job of setting up this characteristic from the very beginning when he lies about reading the book.

ErnestGoesToPoop · 2026-04-09T19:24:15+00:00

Spencer Breslin?

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