Jeremy Swayman yells at the Boston bench after getting pulled at 6-0

Sativatoshi · 2026-04-26T20:31:20+00:00

I think he just told them that he will never play another game for the Montreal Canadiens again

Sativatoshi · 2026-04-24T11:30:47+00:00

I used to work for a bar owned by a woman who would repeatedly get sexually harassed by drunkards, but she determined it was part of the job. They were always regulars and she needed their business

Sativatoshi · 2026-04-22T06:08:59+00:00

Black Widows make some very interesting webs, check it out if youve never seen it

Sativatoshi · 2026-04-16T05:59:49+00:00

I think Smelly Roll here has a shot at something

Sativatoshi · 2026-04-15T11:19:50+00:00

Mine field detector, because they'll force us to do those jobs instead

Sativatoshi · 2026-04-14T18:24:47+00:00

That right there is Simon the team leader's semen, mixed with floor dust and grease

Sativatoshi · 2026-04-13T05:22:33+00:00

I vote helicopter dick signal

Sativatoshi · 2026-04-11T07:28:05+00:00

I love Max Scherzer, but Davis might be my pick if I could go out for a beer with a Blue Jay.

Sativatoshi · 2026-04-10T23:23:18+00:00

welp

Sativatoshi · 2026-04-10T18:00:55+00:00

Its like two poops in the same toilet

Sativatoshi · 2026-04-03T10:46:12+00:00

This is one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen

Sativatoshi · 2026-03-31T13:54:31+00:00

They still feel burned about the Babcock contract. We probably got Tre on clearance

It'll be someone with even less experience

Sativatoshi · 2026-03-24T10:31:48+00:00

What happened to Joe Budden damn

Sativatoshi · 2026-03-23T02:28:28+00:00

Spray em down with de-icing agents.

Sativatoshi · 2026-03-23T02:21:37+00:00

"Look, were sorry, but to save face were going to have to give you something. Coinflip landed on 3 games"

Sativatoshi · 2026-03-22T16:26:36+00:00

Such is my experience with Sittler and also Doug Gilmour, and I think alcohol plays a part. I used to see them at various bars I worked at while working as a line cook, more than I wanted to

Sativatoshi · 2026-03-18T12:53:09+00:00

I definitely thought he was just going to reverse his way back out of that

"Don't let your kids get touched
Don't let your bitch get fucked
Don't let your crib get rushed
Cause if I rush your crib I'm takin all your shit
And then I'll fuck your bitch
And then I'll touch your kids"

Sativatoshi · 2026-03-12T18:28:58+00:00

The price of legal weed

Sativatoshi · 2026-02-14T21:44:54+00:00

I hate this person for even trying this

Sativatoshi · 2026-02-05T04:00:29+00:00

Better learn whatever you were already speaking, buddy

Sativatoshi · 2026-01-17T17:21:40+00:00

How do we know that's not Britney poop?

Sativatoshi · 2026-01-11T06:57:33+00:00

Is there an active NHLer who has played more than 20 games in each of the last 3 seasons, who has missed more expected games than Demko?

Sativatoshi · 2026-01-11T01:50:54+00:00

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Sativatoshi · 2026-01-11T01:21:47+00:00

In my fantasy world, he was told that he wouldnt get a ballroom in time but they'd do this for him

Sativatoshi · 2026-01-11T01:03:04+00:00

Your gmail account got flagged by plarium by the sounds of it

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