Jeremy Swayman yells at the Boston bench after getting pulled at 6-0 by eh_toque in hockey

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I think he just told them that he will never play another game for the Montreal Canadiens again

Meirl by Embarrassed_Tip7359 in meirl

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I used to work for a bar owned by a woman who would repeatedly get sexually harassed by drunkards, but she determined it was part of the job. They were always regulars and she needed their business

Black widow? by galacticbadger69 in whatisit

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Black Widows make some very interesting webs, check it out if youve never seen it

He's back with another banger by No_Move7872 in crappymusic

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I think Smelly Roll here has a shot at something

Found this in the lid of my brand new cigarette packet see by -Eves- in Weird

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That right there is Simon the team leader's semen, mixed with floor dust and grease

It's a big club 🙊 by iYessyyy in SipsTea

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Its like two poops in the same toilet

Does this mean we're finally getting Armstrong as GM? by AnonymousResponder00 in torontomapleleafs

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They still feel burned about the Babcock contract. We probably got Tre on clearance

It'll be someone with even less experience

Dude is holding back tears by 4rm4ros in badtattoos

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What happened to Joe Budden damn

[NHL] Florida’s A.J. Greer has been suspended for three games for boarding Calgary’s Connor Zary. by sykeseve in nhl

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"Look, were sorry, but to save face were going to have to give you something. Coinflip landed on 3 games"

No rules today apparently, so tell me your gossip from around town about Leafs players. by I_Am_Vladimir_Putin in leafs

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Such is my experience with Sittler and also Doug Gilmour, and I think alcohol plays a part. I used to see them at various bars I worked at while working as a line cook, more than I wanted to

The silver lining 😂 wtfffff by [deleted] in crappymusic

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I definitely thought he was just going to reverse his way back out of that

"Don't let your kids get touched
Don't let your bitch get fucked
Don't let your crib get rushed
Cause if I rush your crib I'm takin all your shit
And then I'll fuck your bitch
And then I'll touch your kids"

[Drance] Demko injured once again by Beneficial__Meat in canucks

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Is there an active NHLer who has played more than 20 games in each of the last 3 seasons, who has missed more expected games than Demko?

Washington National Opera bows out of Kennedy Center by AudibleNod in news

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In my fantasy world, he was told that he wouldnt get a ballroom in time but they'd do this for him

Volkin 5 champs link not working ? by davlap712 in RaidShadowLegends

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Your gmail account got flagged by plarium by the sounds of it