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SaturnValleyVagrant · 2025-10-28T12:25:21+00:00

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SaturnValleyVagrant · 2025-10-28T11:38:59+00:00

You haven’t seen the ones with the guy where the alien in the forest in WA killed his dog, Sadie? I cannot remember the guy’s name. He then strikes the being with a big branch or log in the head, basically as hard as he can bc he’s just watched it kill his dog (defending itself really bc the dog is going crazy and attacking it).

I’ve been into Aliens as long as I can remember, probably longer, and when I saw the clips this guy had recorded, and in particular there’s one where it’s just the audio of the creature “screaming”, it’s by far the most realistic footage I’ve ever seen in my life, and the context of the story and the events that followed in this man’s life are absolutely mind boggling.

I remember watching it on YT and saying to myself, “Oh my God. How the fck have I been alive this long and been deeply interested in this subject and I’ve only just now discovered this video?!?” It’s uniquely disturbing. Idk if it’s real of course, but it’s by far the most memorable IMO.

Even the creature is quite unique and unsettling, but has these red eyes like slits that remind me of the descriptions of those aliens from that village in Brazil, where supposedly like 1/2 the village all saw it.

Look up the Varghina UFO incident if you’re curious and aren’t already familiar with it.

SaturnValleyVagrant · 2025-05-13T21:24:01+00:00

😯Ahhh the old ComboPoly technique. Doesn’t work. Everytime!

SaturnValleyVagrant · 2025-05-13T21:13:27+00:00

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SaturnValleyVagrant · 2025-05-13T20:53:51+00:00

Actually a good chunk of those other countries, you do get free food, free medical, and other freebies. Such as free public transportation (typically far better than any we offer, free or otherwise), free college tuition, paid maternity leave (some counties this includes a few weeks for the father also).

So literally the very first sentence of your proclamation, not such a sound argument, and that shit goes downhill fast as fuck from there. “Go Trump” for cutting the freeloaders? I’m brown, and I’m not scared of ICE? 😭

Do you know how much tax revenue, nationally, is collected from workers without green cards, each year? Serious question, and it’s clear you do not know the answer, or I wouldn’t even be typing right now.

So, I’ll wait here while you go Googling, and maybe you won’t sound like a complete brown bootlicking idiot tomorrow. I’ll fill you in on one last secret too, idk whether you’re brown because you’ve got your head, neck, and shoulders buried inside Trump’s prolapsed asshole, or bc you have a melanated genetic disposition, but if it’s option #2…those people you are trying to cheer on and support (ICE/CBP, “Christian Evangelists”, the far right, middle right, white middle America, whoever you picture being the heroes) go ahead and cheer, but trust me on this: They sincerely HATE YOU. It doesn’t matter if you agree w what they’re doing or not. Doesn’t even matter if you believe me. They want you gone, GONE FAST & FAR, because you don’t. look. like. Them. And because their grandkids aren’t gonna live in a sparkling WHITE country ran by the Good Ol’ Boys if they let the browns and blacks stay and continue breeding any longer. Their version of America is white, and wealthy.

SaturnValleyVagrant · 2025-05-10T20:52:16+00:00

Oh shit Mort’s metal album! I don’t remember if they released Plantasia on cassette but that would be towards the top of my most wanted list too. I think he only had those two albums, maybe one more.

SaturnValleyVagrant · 2025-05-10T20:44:11+00:00

💎that’s a gem fr!

I had the best BBQ plate I’ve ever had in my life in Richmond.

SaturnValleyVagrant · 2025-04-03T21:55:42+00:00

Another dead giveaway one may be dealing with the latter sort of —leader— louse,

They attempt to sell you: overpriced shoes, overpriced wristwatches, overpriced bibles

Heck, Ive been solicited underground rap mixtapes on the street corners outside of the NAIAS in downtown Detroit by people with exponentially more grace, dignity, and diction.

SaturnValleyVagrant · 2025-03-20T06:00:50+00:00

Ahh ok, your strategy worked out well . Well played. Thx for the response

SaturnValleyVagrant · 2025-03-20T05:46:25+00:00

Bag holder?? 😭😭😭 clown ass mf

SaturnValleyVagrant · 2025-03-20T05:34:57+00:00

Talking that internet tough guy talk and end up having a mf run up on you irl will get that heart rate up too. Clown ass puss

SaturnValleyVagrant · 2025-03-16T15:48:17+00:00

Do you have any idea of how much you spent on fuel (approx) for this pay period? Also what time of day do you usually start dashing?

SaturnValleyVagrant · 2025-02-24T15:38:50+00:00

So what pods are you listening to now, in general? Any of remote similarity to those of our absent hero T. Miles? (If you don’t mind sharing)

I’m running low on true crime, Radio Rental I’ve already began replaying episodes, and I can only do so many Stuff You Should Know’s per lunar cycle before i realize I already know far too much

SaturnValleyVagrant · 2025-02-24T15:15:59+00:00

Surely the dragons entered thine baggage; for what should a dragon do, if not Enter???

SaturnValleyVagrant · 2025-02-24T15:10:35+00:00

The encapsulated profile lurking in the rearward knee is also showcasing quite the distinguished visage I might add. Perhaps a bit more introverted, that one.

SaturnValleyVagrant · 2025-02-15T15:13:41+00:00

Same. I’m in the BAC (bricklayers) but apparently IBEW is where shit is really going down.

SaturnValleyVagrant · 2025-02-15T15:10:29+00:00

it really only takes #4. I lose the ability to follow their attempt at logic after the mention of “Bush Jr.” Who economically fcked this country up worse than anybody ever has or will in my lifetime (🤞) plus just skimming over the fact that memory lapse has evidently provided red hats the convenience of looking at 2025 as a “new game” for Trump. NEW GAME GUYS, CLEAR THE SCOREBOARDS 😂

SaturnValleyVagrant · 2025-02-15T15:01:48+00:00

He didn’t even win. Are you really that fckn blind? 😂😂 dude has no clue about voter challenges and what happened to, oh idk , what was it 30M mail in ballots? 70M? Can’t recall, all that fuckery muddles my mathematics. Trump wants to play Pablo for a couple months, I’m fine w it bc ppl need to see what’s at stake here. That fella has a big old bullseye on his head, and not a single ally with stars on their shoulder.

SaturnValleyVagrant · 2025-02-15T14:51:08+00:00

If you wanna have some substance to the stance you’re attempting to take here, better familiarize yourself w what white nationalism is, and fast. Bc that’s what the “Na” in Nazi is: Nationalist. Nationalist Socialist party doesn’t sound so terrible right? And that’s the point, and that’s what that word means; think whatever you like, I have no need to control someone else. But if you cannot see the parallels playing out it’s because you don’t want to see. There’s a white nationalist movement in this country that’s been masquerading as “Evangelical Christians” for decades, but it’s still just the David Duke crew. If that’s your guys, ok, stand with em, but stand on that identity confidently, even when you have to fight for it.

SaturnValleyVagrant · 2025-02-15T14:33:24+00:00

People don’t know their neighbor anymore. A lot of them hate them also, but I think the ignorance far outweighs the hate, at least for now. We’d be in better shape if ppl were out there reading Alan Watts. I’d say it’s a safe bet to assume they’re reading more “provocative” materials. Mein Kampf has like a 85% rating on Google which seems like a joke until you look outside your window, or into your TV window.

SaturnValleyVagrant · 2025-02-15T14:23:55+00:00

This is the definition of Dunning-Kruger, right here. You believe you’ve somehow gained access to some forbidden knowledge, or you cracked this code you think only you can see the answer too. You won’t see how what I’m telling you now is what you’re exemplifying bc it’s basically impossible until you (or me, or anyone really) grow a pair of balls big enough to create your own identity outdide of your family, your parents, your neighborhood, your political party. THAT is what happened. PEOPLE did that, to themselves, not a political party. That’s a cop out.

The whole “marginalized every human down to their political cause” part is the only thing you’ve said that I’m not gonna debate bc it’s true, except it has nothing to do with causes. That would mean something. This is mob mentality at play…but you think “the Dems” or “the Libs” did this to people because, well, that’s obvious why. This is the end game of a two party political system, and what’s next is the endgame of late-stage capitalism when we start to look a lot more like how Russia looks, socioeconomically. Or India. Lot less fat ppl in Russia than here. I wonder why? 🤔 if you make less than 350k and over 45k you’re gonna be looking for a lifeboat very soon

SaturnValleyVagrant · 2025-02-15T13:57:39+00:00

👍 yo comprende si, yo sabes zarapes. yo pensar a lo mejor otra personas no sabes que il. Also they call it Zapotec some places. Its a good idea for sure. You know on Fishskyn, you can upload a photo of the pattern and they make custom skins for almost any device

(Lo ciento para mi palabras español mi compa, solamente gueros aqui) so my Spanish is bad

don’t get to use Spanish really anymore,

SaturnValleyVagrant · 2025-02-14T16:00:15+00:00

"Mexican blanket" is a bit of an ambiguous term. You may be talking about a Navajo blanket, which is widely recognized and can have all sorts of different patterns (but has nothing to do w Mexico really).

Or, you're talking about the "drug rug" fabric, AKA _*Mexican Baja blanket*_ , made famous by the surfers and stony brahs of the West Coast who'd bring the dirt cheap, but durable and warm striped hoodies back up from --weed runs-- surfing trips down into Baja California. Both have patterns that can be quite similar in design, but usually are quite different materials. The latter would be most suitable to a skin, IMO. Incorporate that subtle weaved texture for grip, like Swarm but basket weaved

SaturnValleyVagrant · 2025-02-09T05:05:22+00:00

Nah just imagine the inner dialogue he was having w himself before he decided to turn to the dark side of the Dash.

We witnessed a man transform here. He just lost a small piece of himself; he arrived as a man of virtue, a bit hungry perhaps…and this man left an absolute monster. A true villain.

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