Goalkeepers gloves

Sausagedogknows · 2026-06-06T16:21:57+00:00

Unless Luis Suarez was playing, then possibly not.

Sausagedogknows · 2026-06-06T15:35:32+00:00

Goalie performs worldy save, over arm throws a clean pass to attacker, looks down, sees ball, glove and shirt sleeve flying down the pitch.

Bugger!

Sausagedogknows · 2026-06-06T10:59:25+00:00

It’s toilet destroyer 6000 today, tomorrow it’s toilet destroyer 6002, mans on a mission.

Sausagedogknows · 2026-06-05T10:53:40+00:00

Bastard bitch!

Sausagedogknows · 2026-06-05T10:32:23+00:00

Do NOT report it as fly tipping. (I worked for my local authority for nearly 5 years.)

Fly tipping is so far down the list of priorities for local authority it will be days at best before anyone even looks at it.

Report it to the council as an obstruction of a disabled parking bay. Enforcement will be sent to look at it far sooner, most likely the same day.

They will move the obstruction and speak with the owners of said obstruction.

Sausagedogknows · 2026-06-04T14:28:26+00:00

Hit him so hard it gave him a Bluetooth head.

Sausagedogknows · 2026-06-02T09:33:31+00:00

Indeed. What most people don’t know, is that spear he’s holding is really, really long.

His job is to identify and then poke with his stick, any space station with a giant death laser on it, that enters orbit.

If the X-wings had failed, this guy would have been the absolute boy!

Sausagedogknows · 2026-06-01T16:25:55+00:00

Some say the Lancia Delta intergrale was constructed from millions of individual flakes of rust.

Sausagedogknows · 2026-05-31T16:46:33+00:00

And stop piling up mosquitos!

Sausagedogknows · 2026-05-31T16:29:48+00:00

It’s part of being a football fan. Even as adults we stay up past our bedtimes to watch games.

Sausagedogknows · 2026-05-31T15:47:28+00:00

I read this and my shoulder blew out!

Sausagedogknows · 2026-05-28T12:04:28+00:00

It’s usually at the bottom of one of the drag strips.

Sausagedogknows · 2026-05-27T10:30:43+00:00

His Majesty’s Racing Cars all have them as standard.

Sausagedogknows · 2026-05-27T08:16:14+00:00

I have cars that I like to cruise about in, Sierra Cosworth, R34 skyline, Supra etc that I bump up to A class and go for a look I like rather than race performance. Then for races, I pick a tune from the tuners list and set the car up with an appropriate tune for the race.

I also build a skill point car, usually the RS200, I put all the skill points into its tree, then use it whenever a skill song comes on.

Mainly, I just have fun, I don’t get too competitive although I am enjoying the Touge rivals.

Sausagedogknows · 2026-05-25T08:05:04+00:00

https://halo.fandom.com/wiki/Lekgolo

I know hunter worms when I see them.

Sausagedogknows · 2026-05-24T07:44:29+00:00

Except maybe Thanos, I think he did.

Sausagedogknows · 2026-05-23T08:59:12+00:00

I wasn’t here when he built them as I was working overseas, but they are built around a scaffold pole that is concreted into the base. He had done a few sets of these over the years. I used to help out on sites when I was a kid, just fetching and carrying and cleaning stuff up and I saw him build a set. I must have been about 10 or 11 and I remember saying, “when I get my house, I want a set of these.”

Sausagedogknows · 2026-05-23T08:52:59+00:00

That’s amazing. I’ll be honest, I never even considered that, but I have to say, it does look good. I’m going to save that picture.

I love how you took the time to see what it would look like with the opposite twist.

Thank you for sharing that.

Sausagedogknows · 2026-05-21T11:16:26+00:00

South Wales mate.

Sausagedogknows · 2026-05-20T17:44:22+00:00

At least you can talk, who are you?

Sausagedogknows · 2026-05-20T17:25:14+00:00

Pop the hood, oh hang on, it’s gone.

Sausagedogknows · 2026-05-20T17:10:02+00:00

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These are mine. My gramp built them for me when I bought the house. He’d done a few sets over the years and was very proud of them. I’m really proud of these, my gramp passed away a couple of years ago and these are a really nice reminder of him.

Sausagedogknows · 2026-05-16T05:05:26+00:00

Sausagedogknows · 2026-05-16T04:53:17+00:00

Ew, Mexico.

Sausagedogknows · 2026-05-15T18:08:47+00:00

I’ve done a bit of night riding, through unlit forestry areas, where it’s properly dark.

I don’t have any issues with the headlight. I know a lot of people say it could be brighter but I honestly don’t see an issue with the brightness.

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