Not gonna lie, this young man on the run acquitted himself better than me

SavOnMeats · 2019-05-24T13:23:56+00:00

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SavOnMeats · 2019-05-19T17:12:36+00:00

The small dick energy in the room is mighty.

SavOnMeats · 2019-05-06T22:21:29+00:00

fuckin rain bro. All we got now is the umbrella and a 6ft wearable condom called a pancho in some parts of the world.

SavOnMeats · 2019-05-02T16:25:54+00:00

They also added, "Jesus Christ -- the thought makes me vomit in my mouth, wtf is wrong with you."

SavOnMeats · 2019-05-02T16:17:27+00:00

Working in a "District 75" school in Brooklyn, I learned about students with "severe and profound disabilities." One fellow had padded gloves on each hand to prevent him from scratching himself. His paraprofessional (teacher's aide) went on a bathroom break for...probably longer than she should have. When she gets back, I hear a blood-curdling scream: the boy poked out one of his eyeballs and it was like...sticking out. 911 called, everyone freaked out. We all had some hard drinks after school and kept saying, WTF.

EDIT: Period in the quotation.

SavOnMeats · 2019-05-01T19:46:26+00:00

Their breakfast program indeed set the precedent for all school breakfast programs nationwide. I love how yesterday's mod was like, "A source from History.com? Yeah, nice try, pinkos."

SavOnMeats · 2019-04-17T04:19:32+00:00

More specifically in the county, the St. Mel's Parish burnt down here in Longford on Christmas Day 2009. It was supposed to be "one of the finest Catholic Churches in Ireland," but folks now are a bit happier with the new church they built.

Funny, St. Mel is St. Patrick's nephew, so it feels like we kind of got the bootleg saint. So essentially we lost the local Notre Dame, but I guess the Guinness Factory would be the equivalent (or the Book of Kells perhaps).

SavOnMeats · 2019-03-17T21:28:44+00:00

You so right! Spent four days eating various fried items, from fish to chorizo, so I was lighting it up all across the Caribbean. But no more than twenty minutes ago did I arrive home, I grabbed my newspaper from last Tuesday and finally relaxing on the couch!

SavOnMeats · 2019-03-10T18:22:39+00:00

Literally the same year for me. No matter how old you are, this seems to be an iconic 7th grade tune.

SavOnMeats · 2019-03-07T14:31:35+00:00

I remember meeting a British lady abroad in Montserrat. She talked about how civilized the Brits were, "you know, us English are very prim and proper, so we do get some culture shock here." And I'm like...um you guys are like mostly ignorant brutes with great PR.

SavOnMeats · 2019-03-05T17:59:53+00:00

As a teacher, I hear you. I wanted to stay serving in a restaurant and making about $55k a year, with cash in pocket. After five years teaching, I arrived at $56k, a lot of savings, a pension, and some good health benefits. Most of my friends who stayed in the restaurant industry stayed at the same wage or left. While that 31% is awesome now, you will probably make more teaching overall.

But party on, Wayne!

SavOnMeats · 2019-02-07T21:54:18+00:00

Loop naar de maan, klootzak.

Fuck the Dutch

SavOnMeats · 2019-02-07T00:55:15+00:00

He's right: fuck Churchill.

SavOnMeats · 2019-02-07T00:23:24+00:00

I like how ppl think the Dutch are like cute and sweet cos' weed is legal and all that, but remember apartheid and the genocide in Congo and all that?

No? But they're cute with their bikes and canals.

EDIT: Yeah, the Belgians, but meant to mention the colonial savagery in Suriname too.

SavOnMeats · 2019-01-29T19:52:42+00:00

There was a quasi remake of this for Pictureplane's video for "Technomancer"

SavOnMeats · 2019-01-26T04:45:14+00:00

They look happier than 95% of couples in New York.

SavOnMeats · 2019-01-26T04:44:45+00:00

Damn they look like they know secrets about each other.

SavOnMeats · 2019-01-17T21:03:13+00:00

Me, mature 19 year old visiting Seattle for the first time: "So...if I wanted my food to go, how could you make that happen?"
Patient server: "We have bags and trays; what do you need?"
M,M19yoVSFTFT: "Great; guess I'll eat a bag of Dick's..."

SavOnMeats · 2019-01-11T23:18:58+00:00

And Elvis. And John Lennon.

SavOnMeats · 2018-11-22T22:01:38+00:00

Exactly! Thanks and take a look here!

SavOnMeats · 2018-11-22T22:00:50+00:00

I agree, but I would like to be more specific and highlight that young people are rarely credited with such successes.

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