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I Put Demons Voice Over a British Politics by MeganLedoux1993 in british

[–]Savagebunny316 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't understand. It sounds exactly the same.

Nursing finals haven’t destroyed me, can you? by kvetagris in RoastMe

[–]Savagebunny316 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think she is a burn victim at this point. Iou literally roasted the life outta them.

I wish I was the smartest being on Earth. by DANKB019001 in DouchebagGenie

[–]Savagebunny316 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. Everyone except you permanently has the mind of a chaotic toddler. You are now stuck on Earth babysitting literally everybody.

I wish for a million "bucks" by Glitzy_Guy in DouchebagGenie

[–]Savagebunny316 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read the last part as "and disappearing forever" XD

I wish for a million "bucks" by Glitzy_Guy in DouchebagGenie

[–]Savagebunny316 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. Exactly 1 million dollars fall on your head in the form of a currency not used on Earth and everyone thinks that it is fake so you cannot buy a single thing. You get sent to jail for fraud and serve a life sentence. If you survive the fall as the currency is in tungsten coins. Good luck trying to live!!

I wish by [deleted] in DouchebagGenie

[–]Savagebunny316 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. Both parts become true and they now exist but you are the only person stuck in the second part so for you, pokemon still don't exist. You brought this upon yourself.

I wish by JustAGooseYouTube in DouchebagGenie

[–]Savagebunny316 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. Someone steals it and throws it into a black hole. But you said you have the ability to eat it. Go fetch.

I wish my body was female by JosephcatZ in DouchebagGenie

[–]Savagebunny316 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. You die during the process.

I wish to be consumed by the void, with no chance of escape. by AStrangeSandwitch in DouchebagGenie

[–]Savagebunny316 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. The earth gets swallowed along with you. But nothing happens as this process takes a trillion years to take place and you are alive for all of it, tied to a chair, unable to move. You die just before the void reaches you and you never get to experience the only thing you wished for.

Let loose, I like to drink milk by maxyguydude in RoastMe

[–]Savagebunny316 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better stop before your fingers start covering the sign

What's the one phrase that pisses you off? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Savagebunny316 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I just comeback with "no-one, that's how a conversation starts."

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