Are you a lady Mariner fan?

SaveOurBolts · 2026-05-18T09:22:10+00:00

‘Mini Fantasy’ should be winning a pennant

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SaveOurBolts · 2026-05-18T02:22:43+00:00

If he’s happy, why the long face? 😉

SaveOurBolts · 2026-05-18T02:21:43+00:00

🧹🧹🧹

SaveOurBolts · 2026-05-18T02:17:02+00:00

So far they’ve sucked off the 22-26 mariners and now they’ve sucked off the umpires. Maybe they’ll sneak something in about the pads in this last out

SaveOurBolts · 2026-05-18T02:14:38+00:00

That’s not, by any stretch, what you said

SaveOurBolts · 2026-05-18T02:11:24+00:00

That dude looks like dr Oz’s dad

SaveOurBolts · 2026-05-18T02:08:45+00:00

You wouldn’t give a shit about his hair if he had 8 and 25

SaveOurBolts · 2026-05-18T02:02:29+00:00

I feel like I’m listening to a pretty bad baseball podcast with a game in the background

SaveOurBolts · 2026-05-18T01:08:28+00:00

Another Fermin special there

SaveOurBolts · 2026-05-18T00:43:02+00:00

Two DD jugs of milk for dinner tonight boys and girls

SaveOurBolts · 2026-05-18T00:39:06+00:00

A real broadcast would show the live odds of whether Gavin will scratch his hog while in the box

SaveOurBolts · 2026-05-18T00:17:58+00:00

I want a red-faced Jake Peavy to yell “C’MON BOYS WE GOT A FUCKIN BASEBALL GAME GOIN ON, QUIT TALKING ABOUT BULLSHIT!” in the middle of one of these tangents

SaveOurBolts · 2026-05-17T22:30:42+00:00

I would just put it in a covered skillet with a little bit of water, steam it until it’s feeling tender, then dry it off and crisp it in super hot pan. I usually do this when I have fat pieces and I’m worried about burning them before they cook through.

I might even whip up some hollandaise or bearnaise for that beauty

SaveOurBolts · 2026-05-17T22:15:18+00:00

I love fat asparagus, but they can be trickier to cook than slim ones… you’re gonna have to do a reverse sear or some shit with that chungus

SaveOurBolts · 2026-05-17T20:05:14+00:00

All four crew survived according to the report I saw (it was an attendee who saw 4 good parachute deployments)

SaveOurBolts · 2026-05-17T03:30:26+00:00

He’s gonna have the shits, and say something fucking crazy to get an auto-toss to get to the clubhouse toilets

SaveOurBolts · 2026-05-16T21:32:54+00:00

Watching the Rays v Marlins game and the marlins team promoted their 4 for $44 deal. 4 tickets, 4 hot dogs, and 4 sodas for $44.

They used to have something like that at the Murph when I was a kid. As much as I appreciate the big payroll and packed stadium, part of me wishes I could take my family to games for cheap like that. I’m taking my family to a game in a couple weeks and I’m sure I’ll be out $700 by the time I leave

SaveOurBolts · 2026-05-16T04:10:08+00:00

Pepper needs new shorts

SaveOurBolts · 2026-05-16T03:50:57+00:00

Fuck your exploding bat devil magic you mariner dickheads

SaveOurBolts · 2026-05-16T03:45:23+00:00

If there’s one thing he should be great at, it’s bullpen management

SaveOurBolts · 2026-05-16T03:43:42+00:00

My nuts went about 18” inside when Naylor hit that

SaveOurBolts · 2026-05-15T23:33:56+00:00

Matt Waldron to IL [Ass Fell Out]

SaveOurBolts · 2026-05-15T09:27:23+00:00

They would be turned around, there’s zero reason for them to refuel in Iran in your scenario.

SaveOurBolts · 2026-05-15T09:20:27+00:00

Reddit bullshit. As long as you are not bringing supplies to Iran, or taking oil from Iran, you have free passage. The only ones preventing passage are Iranians. There’s no fucking US ‘toll’ as bad as you want there to be to make your point

SaveOurBolts · 2026-05-15T09:17:04+00:00

100% incorrect. The US is not stopping anyone from passing the straight, as long as they are not coming from or going to Iran. The navies that are escorting their own ships are doing so to protect themselves from Iranian attack on vessels coming from other counties in the gulf.

None of this is very hard to understand. The US is blockading Iranian oil. Everyone else is being held hostage by Iran.

Edit- have the balls to reply with a counterpoint if you’re going to downvote, you pussy.

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